The Autobiography of Santa Claus
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
The Autobiography of Santa Claus
Buy for $23.36
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
John H. Mayer
-
By:
-
Jeff Guinn
About this listen
This enchanting holiday treasure combines historical fact with glorious legend as Saint Nicholas himself reveals the definitive story of Santa Claus. From his birth in Lycia to meeting Mrs. Claus and all of his helpers, Santa relates the tale of how he spread his message of generosity and the goodness of giving across the world.
Families will delight in every entertaining chapter of this holiday classic, one for each cold December night leading up to Christmas!
©2004 Jeff Guinn (P)2004 Listen & Live Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
-
How Mrs. Claus Saved Christmas
- By: Jeff Guinn
- Narrated by: Susan Denaker
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 121
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 74
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
Using as its springboard the actual events of a day in 1647 when 10,000 peasants marched through the streets of Canterbury demanding their right to celebrate a beloved holiday, How Mrs. Claus Saved Christmas is rich in historical detail, adventure, and plain ol' Christmas fun. Children, parents, and entire families will enjoy this holiday classic!
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Not quite what I wanted
- By A. Sentoni on 12-18-10
By: Jeff Guinn
-
Santa Claus: The Book of Secrets
- By: Russell Ince
- Narrated by: Santa Claus, Mike Russell
- Length: 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 9
After centuries of closely guarding ancient secrets, Santa Claus has decided that the time has come to share the magical mysteries behind Christmas...In this audiobook these and many more questions are answered by Santa Claus himself, as he finally decides to unlock the startling truth behind one of the worlds most marvelous mysteries...Christmas.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Short
- By Maureen on 12-18-22
By: Russell Ince
-
Christmas Past
- The Fascinating Stories Behind Our Favorite Holiday's Traditions
- By: Brian Earl
- Narrated by: Brian Earl
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 32
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 29
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 29
Christmas Past: The Fascinating Stories Behind Our Favorite Holiday’s Traditions reveals the surprising, quirky, mysterious, and sometimes horrifying stories behind the most wonderful time of the year.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fantastically fun, Nostalgic, and relatable Social History
- By Deana David on 01-07-25
By: Brian Earl
-
Being Santa Claus
- What I Learned About the True Meaning of Christmas
- By: Sal Lizard, Jonathan Lane
- Narrated by: Jonathan Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 9
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 9
Sal Lizard was in his 20s when his beard and hair turned completely white. Today, he appears everywhere from malls and parades, to schools and hospitals. And from his custom-made red velvet suits to the mistletoe that hangs from the rearview mirror in his Santa-mobile, he is Santa Claus, 365 days a year.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Waaaaay Better than I Was Expecting
- By Justin Hunt on 12-15-23
By: Sal Lizard, and others
-
Letters from Father Christmas
- By: J. R. R. Tolkien
- Narrated by: Derek Jacobi, John Moffatt, Christian Rodska
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,956
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,718
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,708
Can you imagine writing to Father Christmas and actually getting a reply? Every year, the children of J.R.R. Tolkien would write to Father Christmas, and the letters they received told wonderful stories of his adventures at the North Pole. These humorous tales are brought to life by Derek Jacobi as Father Christmas, John Moffatt as Polar Bear, and Christian Rodska as Ilbereth the Elf, complete with specially composed music.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A fun little read.
- By James on 06-30-14
By: J. R. R. Tolkien
-
Jacob T. Marley
- By: R. William Bennett
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,939
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,656
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,637
"Marley was dead to begin with...." These chillingly familiar words begin the classic Christmas tale of remorse and redemption in A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Now R. William Bennett rewinds the story and focuses the spotlight on Scrooge’s miserly business partner, Jacob T. Marley, who was allowed to return as a ghost to warn Scrooge away from his ill-fated path. Why was Marley allowed to return? And why hadn’t he been given the same chance as Ebenezer Scrooge? Or had he?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I Save My Five Stars for Books like This!
- By Gillian on 01-27-14
-
How Mrs. Claus Saved Christmas
- By: Jeff Guinn
- Narrated by: Susan Denaker
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 121
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 74
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
Using as its springboard the actual events of a day in 1647 when 10,000 peasants marched through the streets of Canterbury demanding their right to celebrate a beloved holiday, How Mrs. Claus Saved Christmas is rich in historical detail, adventure, and plain ol' Christmas fun. Children, parents, and entire families will enjoy this holiday classic!
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Not quite what I wanted
- By A. Sentoni on 12-18-10
By: Jeff Guinn
-
Santa Claus: The Book of Secrets
- By: Russell Ince
- Narrated by: Santa Claus, Mike Russell
- Length: 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 9
After centuries of closely guarding ancient secrets, Santa Claus has decided that the time has come to share the magical mysteries behind Christmas...In this audiobook these and many more questions are answered by Santa Claus himself, as he finally decides to unlock the startling truth behind one of the worlds most marvelous mysteries...Christmas.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Short
- By Maureen on 12-18-22
By: Russell Ince
-
Christmas Past
- The Fascinating Stories Behind Our Favorite Holiday's Traditions
- By: Brian Earl
- Narrated by: Brian Earl
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 32
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 29
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 29
Christmas Past: The Fascinating Stories Behind Our Favorite Holiday’s Traditions reveals the surprising, quirky, mysterious, and sometimes horrifying stories behind the most wonderful time of the year.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fantastically fun, Nostalgic, and relatable Social History
- By Deana David on 01-07-25
By: Brian Earl
-
Being Santa Claus
- What I Learned About the True Meaning of Christmas
- By: Sal Lizard, Jonathan Lane
- Narrated by: Jonathan Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 9
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 9
Sal Lizard was in his 20s when his beard and hair turned completely white. Today, he appears everywhere from malls and parades, to schools and hospitals. And from his custom-made red velvet suits to the mistletoe that hangs from the rearview mirror in his Santa-mobile, he is Santa Claus, 365 days a year.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Waaaaay Better than I Was Expecting
- By Justin Hunt on 12-15-23
By: Sal Lizard, and others
-
Letters from Father Christmas
- By: J. R. R. Tolkien
- Narrated by: Derek Jacobi, John Moffatt, Christian Rodska
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,956
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,718
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,708
Can you imagine writing to Father Christmas and actually getting a reply? Every year, the children of J.R.R. Tolkien would write to Father Christmas, and the letters they received told wonderful stories of his adventures at the North Pole. These humorous tales are brought to life by Derek Jacobi as Father Christmas, John Moffatt as Polar Bear, and Christian Rodska as Ilbereth the Elf, complete with specially composed music.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A fun little read.
- By James on 06-30-14
By: J. R. R. Tolkien
-
Jacob T. Marley
- By: R. William Bennett
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,939
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,656
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,637
"Marley was dead to begin with...." These chillingly familiar words begin the classic Christmas tale of remorse and redemption in A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Now R. William Bennett rewinds the story and focuses the spotlight on Scrooge’s miserly business partner, Jacob T. Marley, who was allowed to return as a ghost to warn Scrooge away from his ill-fated path. Why was Marley allowed to return? And why hadn’t he been given the same chance as Ebenezer Scrooge? Or had he?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I Save My Five Stars for Books like This!
- By Gillian on 01-27-14
-
A Vintage Christmas: A Collection of Classic Stories and Poems
- By: Charles Dickens, L. M. Montgomery, Mark Twain, and others
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 82
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 72
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 72
During the hectic Christmas season, slow down with these heartwarming stories from some of literature’s most beloved writers. In this collection, listeners will discover lesser-known but tender stories and poems from classic authors they know and love. Each selection celebrates the beauty, mystery, and joy found in the season that commemorates Christ’s birth. A Vintage Christmas includes stories from Louisa May Alcott, Charles Dickens, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Mark Twain, and many more great writers....
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Uplifting holiday collection
- By JB on 11-14-23
By: Charles Dickens, and others
-
The Christmas Bookshop
- A Novel
- By: Jenny Colgan
- Narrated by: Eilidh Beaton
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,080
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,861
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,851
Laid off from her department store job, Carmen has perilously little cash and few options. The prospect of spending Christmas with her perfect sister Sofia, in Sofia’s perfect house with her perfect children and her perfectly ordered yuppie life, does not appeal. Frankly, Sofia doesn’t exactly want her prickly sister Carmen there, either. But Sofia has yet another baby on the way, a mother desperate to see her daughters get along, and a client who needs help revitalizing his shabby old bookshop. So Carmen moves in and takes the job.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Irritating and filthy language
- By AmazonPrimeCustomer2023 on 12-28-21
By: Jenny Colgan
-
The Christmas Train
- By: David Baldacci
- Narrated by: Tim Matheson
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,133
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,528
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 3,526
Disillusioned journalist Tom Langdon must get from Washington to L.A. in time for Christmas. Forced to take the train across the country because of a slight "misunderstanding" at airport security, he begins a journey of self-discovery and rude awakenings, mysterious goings-on and thrilling adventures, screwball escapades and holiday magic.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
On A Whim For Fun
- By Patricia B Tripoli on 09-25-07
By: David Baldacci
-
The Christmas Pig
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Amaka Okafor, Rocco Padden, Gerran Howell, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,769
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,317
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,304
Jack loves his childhood toy Dur Pig. DP has always been there for him, through good and bad. Until one Christmas Eve something terrible happens - DP is lost. But Christmas Eve is a night for miracles and lost causes, a night when all things can come to life...even toys. And Jack’s newest toy - the Christmas Pig (DP’s annoying replacement) - has a daring plan: Together they’ll embark on a magical journey to seek something lost and to save the best friend Jack has ever known....
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
More Scary & Violent Than "Heartwarming Adventure"
- By Bookworm on 10-19-21
By: J.K. Rowling
-
The Immortal Nicholas: The Untold Story of the Man and the Legend
- By: Glenn Beck
- Narrated by: Jeremy Lowell
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,262
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,150
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 1,151
Thirteen-time #1 national bestselling author Glenn Beck realized years ago that somewhere along the way, his four children had become more focused on Santa than the meaning of Christmas. No matter how he tried, he could not redirect their attention away from presents and elves to the manger instead. Glenn didn't want to be the Grinch who spoiled the magic of Kris Kringle, so he had to find a unique way to turn his kids back toward the true meaning of Christmas. He decided the best place to start was by first turning Santa himself back toward Christ.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Skeptically Optimistic
- By Joshua on 10-28-15
By: Glenn Beck
-
The Leadership Secrets of Santa Claus
- How to Get Big Things Done in Your "Workshop"...All Year Long
- By: Eric Harvey
- Narrated by: Mel Foster
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 279
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 249
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 251
Need a role model for effective leadership? Try Santa Claus! Imagine the endless challenges that running his operation poses. There's juggling employees, equipment, facilities, resources, production, letter reading, scheduling, the big delivery, keeping everyone jolly - and the list goes on. It's mind boggling! How does he do it all? What are his secrets to success?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Excellent!
- By T on 12-15-15
By: Eric Harvey
-
Mr. Dickens and His Carol
- A Novel
- By: Samantha Silva
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,160
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,054
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,051
Charles Dickens is not feeling the Christmas spirit. His newest book is an utter flop, the critics have turned against him, relatives near and far hound him for money. While his wife plans a lavish holiday party for their ever-expanding family and circle of friends, Dickens has visions of the poor house. But when his publishers try to blackmail him into writing a Christmas book to save them all from financial ruin, he refuses. And a serious bout of writer's block sets in.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Ultimately worth it
- By Linda on 12-13-17
By: Samantha Silva
-
A Very English Murder
- A Lady Eleanor Swift Mystery, Book 1
- By: Verity Bright
- Narrated by: Karen Cass
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,430
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,307
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 1,305
England, 1920. Eleanor Swift has spent the last few years travelling the world: taking tea in China, tasting alligators in Peru, escaping bandits in Persia and she has just arrived in England after a chaotic 45-day flight from South Africa. Chipstone is about the sleepiest town you could have the misfortune to meet. But then, from the edge of a quarry, through the driving rain, Eleanor is shocked to see a man shot and killed in the distance. Before she can climb down to the spot, the villain is gone and the body has vanished.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
I wanted to like this so much.
- By BossyFatBabe on 06-23-20
By: Verity Bright
-
The Santa Claus Chronicles
- Heartwarming Tales from a Real-Life Santa
- By: Dan Short, Rene Gutteridge - contributor
- Narrated by: Jim Seybert
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 4
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3
Thirty years ago, Dan Short left the corporate world to follow a calling - to give the gift of God’s love to children and adults alike. How did he do it? By becoming Santa Claus, of course! These are “Santa Dan’s” tales of hope and humor, collected from his three decades of playing Jolly Old Saint Nick. And as you might have guessed, Santa has his share of stories to tell - some tearful, some joyful, and all of them filled with heartwarming Christmas spirit.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Santa does more than you know
- By Nicholas Lang on 12-28-22
By: Dan Short, and others
-
Christmas by the Book
- By: Anne Marie Ryan
- Narrated by: Esther Wane
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 302
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 285
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 284
Nora and her husband, Simon, have run the beautiful oak-beamed book shop in their small British village for 30 years. But times are tough, and the shop is under threat of closure - this Christmas season will really decide their fate. When an elderly man visits the store and buys the one book they've never been able to sell, saying it's the perfect gift for his sick grandson, it gives Nora an idea. She and Simon will send out books to those feeling down this Christmas.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Have patience
- By Kristyn Rose on 11-23-21
By: Anne Marie Ryan
-
Orphan Train
- A Novel
- By: Christina Baker Kline
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy, Suzanne Toren
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 27,404
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 24,324
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 24,313
Penobscot Indian Molly Ayer is close to "aging out" out of the foster care system. A community-service position helping an elderly woman clean out her home is the only thing keeping Molly out of juvie and worse.... As she helps Vivian sort through her possessions and memories, Molly learns that she and Vivian aren’t as different as they seem to be. A young Irish immigrant orphaned in New York City, Vivian was put on a train to the Midwest with hundreds of other children whose destinies would be determined by luck and chance.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Moving story of sharing and transformation.
- By Kathi on 04-03-13
-
The Power of One
- By: Bryce Courtenay
- Narrated by: Humphrey Bower
- Length: 21 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,472
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,878
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,879
Born in a South Africa divided by racism and hatred, this one small boy will come to lead all the tribes of Africa. Through enduring friendships with Hymie and Gideon, Peekay gains the strength he needs to win out. And in a final conflict with his childhood enemy, the Judge, Peekay will fight to the death for justice.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Compelling story lifted higher by the narration
- By Bob on 05-14-09
By: Bryce Courtenay
Interesting
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Great reading
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Wonderful Christmas story
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
A tradition
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
A Christmas favorite
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
A Delightful Tale of Love and Hope for Mankind
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Historical account of Santa Claus
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
I Listen to This Every Year
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Required reading
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
This was a very weird story.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.