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Murder in a conservatory of carnivorous plants. Bewitching topiary terrors. A sabotaged tea shop. Can Zoe untangle the truth before someone close to her takes the blame?
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Unpacking her belongings in her new hometown of Portland, Oregon, herbalist and reformed alchemist Zoe Faust can't help but notice she's picked up a stowaway. Dorian Robert-Houdin is a living, breathing three-and-half-foot gargoyle - not to mention a master of French cuisine - and he needs Zoe's expertise to decipher a centuries-old text. Zoe, who's trying to put her old life behind her, isn't so sure she wants to reopen her alchemical past... until the dead man on her porch leaves her no choice.
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Brixton ruined this for me.
- By Meep on 02-05-17
By: Gigi Pandian
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Artifact
- A Jaya Jones Treasure Hunt Mystery, Book 1
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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When historian Jaya Jones receives a mysterious package containing a jewel-encrusted artifact, she discovers the secrets of a lost Indian treasure may be hidden in a Scottish legend. But she's not the only one on the trail. Helping her decipher the cryptic clues are her magician best friend, a devastatingly handsome art historian with something to hide, and a charming archaeologist running for his life. When a member of the dig's crew is murdered, Jaya must figure out which of the scholars vying for her affections might be the love of her life - and which one is a killer.
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Cozy only means no graphic sex or blood/guts
- By MolllyT on 07-01-15
By: Gigi Pandian
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Under Lock & Skeleton Key
- A Secret Staircase Mystery
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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After a disastrous accident derails Tempest Raj’s career, and life, she heads back to her childhood home in California to comfort herself with her grandfather’s Indian home-cooked meals. Though she resists, every day brings her closer to the inevitable: working for her father’s company. Secret Staircase Construction specializes in bringing the magic of childhood to all by transforming clients’ homes with sliding bookcases, intricate locks, backyard treehouses, and hidden reading nooks.
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Don’t listen at regular speed!
- By Chibiusa on 05-08-22
By: Gigi Pandian
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The Cambodian Curse and Other Stories
- A Jaya Jones Treasure Hunt Mystery Collection
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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The Cambodian Curse: When an ancient and supposedly cursed Cambodian sculpture disappears from an impenetrable museum, and the carving's owner is killed by an invisible assailant while a witness is a few feet away, historian Jaya Jones and her old nemesis Henry North team up to solve the baffling crime. Additional stories include: "The Hindi Houdini", "The Haunted Room", "The Library Ghost of Tanglewood Inn", "The Curse of Cloud Castle", "Tempest in a Teapot", "A Dark and Stormy Light", "The Shadow of the River", plus the bonus novella Fool's Gold.
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ALL THE LOVABLE SIDEKICKS STAR— WONDERFUL!!!
- By Chris B. on 11-11-23
By: Gigi Pandian
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Death by Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake
- By: Sarah Graves
- Narrated by: Susan Boyce
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Jake and Ellie have been through a lot together, from home repair to homicide investigation. So when they decide to open a chocolate-themed bakery, they figure it'll be a piece of cake. With Ellie's old family recipes luring in customers, they expect to make plenty of dough this Fourth of July weekend. Having family home for the holiday only sweetens the deal for Jake - that is, until the ill wind of an early-season hurricane blows up her family's plans. But as bitter as the storm is, something even more sinister is brewing in the kitchen of The Chocolate Moose - where health inspector Matt Muldoon is found murdered.
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Poor attention to details
- By tim mcgrath on 10-09-20
By: Sarah Graves
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Nine Lives Magic Mysteries Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 17 hrs and 11 mins
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My life was going just fine by most standards. I ran a successful business in a tight-knit magical community, and lived just blocks from a beautiful lake and series of hiking trails. Then Selene showed up. According to some magical code I inherit my aunt's ancient familiar; a grumpy ten-pound cat with a broken filter. She fancies herself something of a saber-toothed tiger, and claims to have wrestled the thread of her ninth life from the hands of the Fates themselves—although, I'm pretty sure that last part isn't true. Almost positive.
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A great cozy mystery series with some good humor!
- By Smile on 10-10-23
By: Danielle Garrett
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The Accidental Alchemist
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Julia Motyka
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Unpacking her belongings in her new hometown of Portland, Oregon, herbalist and reformed alchemist Zoe Faust can't help but notice she's picked up a stowaway. Dorian Robert-Houdin is a living, breathing three-and-half-foot gargoyle - not to mention a master of French cuisine - and he needs Zoe's expertise to decipher a centuries-old text. Zoe, who's trying to put her old life behind her, isn't so sure she wants to reopen her alchemical past... until the dead man on her porch leaves her no choice.
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Brixton ruined this for me.
- By Meep on 02-05-17
By: Gigi Pandian
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Artifact
- A Jaya Jones Treasure Hunt Mystery, Book 1
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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When historian Jaya Jones receives a mysterious package containing a jewel-encrusted artifact, she discovers the secrets of a lost Indian treasure may be hidden in a Scottish legend. But she's not the only one on the trail. Helping her decipher the cryptic clues are her magician best friend, a devastatingly handsome art historian with something to hide, and a charming archaeologist running for his life. When a member of the dig's crew is murdered, Jaya must figure out which of the scholars vying for her affections might be the love of her life - and which one is a killer.
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Cozy only means no graphic sex or blood/guts
- By MolllyT on 07-01-15
By: Gigi Pandian
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Under Lock & Skeleton Key
- A Secret Staircase Mystery
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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After a disastrous accident derails Tempest Raj’s career, and life, she heads back to her childhood home in California to comfort herself with her grandfather’s Indian home-cooked meals. Though she resists, every day brings her closer to the inevitable: working for her father’s company. Secret Staircase Construction specializes in bringing the magic of childhood to all by transforming clients’ homes with sliding bookcases, intricate locks, backyard treehouses, and hidden reading nooks.
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Don’t listen at regular speed!
- By Chibiusa on 05-08-22
By: Gigi Pandian
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The Cambodian Curse and Other Stories
- A Jaya Jones Treasure Hunt Mystery Collection
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The Cambodian Curse: When an ancient and supposedly cursed Cambodian sculpture disappears from an impenetrable museum, and the carving's owner is killed by an invisible assailant while a witness is a few feet away, historian Jaya Jones and her old nemesis Henry North team up to solve the baffling crime. Additional stories include: "The Hindi Houdini", "The Haunted Room", "The Library Ghost of Tanglewood Inn", "The Curse of Cloud Castle", "Tempest in a Teapot", "A Dark and Stormy Light", "The Shadow of the River", plus the bonus novella Fool's Gold.
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ALL THE LOVABLE SIDEKICKS STAR— WONDERFUL!!!
- By Chris B. on 11-11-23
By: Gigi Pandian
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Death by Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake
- By: Sarah Graves
- Narrated by: Susan Boyce
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Jake and Ellie have been through a lot together, from home repair to homicide investigation. So when they decide to open a chocolate-themed bakery, they figure it'll be a piece of cake. With Ellie's old family recipes luring in customers, they expect to make plenty of dough this Fourth of July weekend. Having family home for the holiday only sweetens the deal for Jake - that is, until the ill wind of an early-season hurricane blows up her family's plans. But as bitter as the storm is, something even more sinister is brewing in the kitchen of The Chocolate Moose - where health inspector Matt Muldoon is found murdered.
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Poor attention to details
- By tim mcgrath on 10-09-20
By: Sarah Graves
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Nine Lives Magic Mysteries Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 17 hrs and 11 mins
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My life was going just fine by most standards. I ran a successful business in a tight-knit magical community, and lived just blocks from a beautiful lake and series of hiking trails. Then Selene showed up. According to some magical code I inherit my aunt's ancient familiar; a grumpy ten-pound cat with a broken filter. She fancies herself something of a saber-toothed tiger, and claims to have wrestled the thread of her ninth life from the hands of the Fates themselves—although, I'm pretty sure that last part isn't true. Almost positive.
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A great cozy mystery series with some good humor!
- By Smile on 10-10-23
By: Danielle Garrett
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The Ghost and Mrs. McClure
- The Haunted Bookshop Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Cleo Coyle
- Narrated by: Caroline Shaffer, Traber Burns
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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Young widow Penelope Thornton-McClure and her old Aunt Sadie are making ends meet by managing a mystery book shop - a quaint Rhode Island landmark rumored to be haunted. Pen may not believe in ghosts, but she does believe in good publicity - like nabbing Timothy Brennan for a book signing. But soon after the bestselling thriller writer reveals a secret about the store's link to a 1940s murder, he keels over dead - and right in the middle of the store's new community events space. Who gives Mrs. McClure the first clue that it was murder?
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Creative take of a ghost detective
- By Victoria J. Mejia-Gewe on 12-05-18
By: Cleo Coyle
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Phoebe and the Traitor
- By: Bob Mayer
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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Shane and Agnes are getting married, Lisa Livia is standing in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower in love with a Duke (sort of), and Phoebe is on the trail of a traitor. Of course, none of that is as simple as it appears as the after-effects of the Red Wedding reverberate at Two Rivers, Lisa Livia’s romantic interlude is interrupted by an attempted killing and Phoebe learns getting to the traitor is going to involve going through an obstacle course of the world’s most dangerous, and eccentric, assassins. Add in Sam the Cleaner, who is more than he appears, and Bert, an apparently washed up ...
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Virtual Voice still needs an editor
- By Bookbell on 06-28-24
By: Bob Mayer
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Sprinkles and Sea Serpents
- Sugar Shack Witch Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Thanks to a series of unfortunate events - and one backstabbing frenemy - home is exactly where I'm headed. Back to Winterspell Lake, where magic runs rampant and humans are outlawed. Faster than you can say hocus pocus I'm unpacking my bags and settling into the guest room of my parents' house, trying to ignore the creeping sensation that I'll never break free again. The one thing Winterspell has going for it is the sweets shop in the center of town, a bakery filled with magical creations designed to enchant the taste buds and charm even the pickiest of connoisseurs.
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LOVED THIS FIRST IN THE SERIES
- By Debbie Lacey on 02-19-21
By: Danielle Garrett
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Shades of Pink
- Lola Pink Mysteries Series, Book 1
- By: Gina LaManna
- Narrated by: Wendy Tremont King
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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He schedules everything. And I mean everything. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I took this job. I thought it would be simple - pretend to be Mr. Dane Clark's personal assistant, find the missing blueprints, and get out of the Clark Castle for good. But, somehow this socially awkward, tech-genius billionaire has wormed his way into my heart. And even if we survive this mess, I'm not sure I want to leave.
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A cozy romance and mystery
- By BikeVON on 07-14-19
By: Gina LaManna
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Doing Time
- Time Police, Book 1
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 12 hrs and 28 mins
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A long time ago in the future, the secret of time travel became known to all. Everyone seized the opportunity - and the world nearly ended. There will always be idiots who want to change history. And so, the Time Police were formed. An all-powerful, international organisation tasked with keeping the timeline straight. At all costs. Their success is legendary, and the Time Wars are over. But now the Time Police must fight to save a very different future - their own. This is the story of Jane, Luke and Matthew - arguably the worst recruits in Time Police history....
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Good Teenager Book
- By Brutis on 05-03-20
By: Jodi Taylor
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A Study in Scarlet Women
- The Lady Sherlock Series, Book 1
- By: Sherry Thomas
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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With her inquisitive mind, Charlotte Holmes has never felt comfortable with the demureness expected of the fairer sex in upper class society. But even she never thought that she would become a social pariah, an outcast fending for herself on the mean streets of London. When the city is struck by a trio of unexpected deaths and suspicion falls on her sister and her father, Charlotte is desperate to find the true culprits and clear the family name. She’ll have help from friends new and old—a kind-hearted widow, a police inspector, and a man who has long loved her.
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Creative and fun
- By San Rafael, CA on 04-13-24
By: Sherry Thomas
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Cloche and Dagger
- Hat Shop Mystery Series # 1
- By: Jenn McKinlay
- Narrated by: Karyn O'Bryant
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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Not only is Scarlett Parker's love life in the loo - as her British cousin Vivian Tremont would say - it's also gone viral with an embarrassing video. So when Viv suggests Scarlett leave Florida to lay low in London, she hops on the next plane across the pond. Viv is the proprietor of Mims's Whims, a ladies' hat shop on Portobello Road bequeathed to both cousins by their beloved grandmother, and she wants Scarlett to finally join her in the millinery business. But a few surprises await Scarlett in London.
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Charming story. Disappointing ending.
- By happydisabledmom on 05-27-20
By: Jenn McKinlay
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Murder at Madingley Grange
- By: Caroline Graham
- Narrated by: John Hopkins
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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When a failed entrepreneur is temporarily left in charge of his aunt's huge gothic home, he knows he must be able to make a profit from it somehow. Murder, he decides, is the only way to do it. For Madingley Grange is the perfect venue for a 1930s murder-mystery weekend, and Simon Hannaford – with the reluctant help of his long-suffering sister – soon hatches a plan for money-spinning mayhem. From the conservatory to the claret cellar, the clues are carefully sprinkled. But when the guests arrive, it is obvious that the game won't be going as planned.
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Charming criminal caper
- By Avalon on 10-01-23
By: Caroline Graham
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Magical Midlife Madness
- Leveling Up
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of 20 years packs up and heads for greener pastures, and my son heads away to college, that's exactly what my midlife becomes. A do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at 40 I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills.
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NOoOOooo! It's Over
- By Taryn Sikes on 02-29-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Witches in the Kitchen
- Magic Inn Paranormal Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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Danielle Garrett presents Book 1 in the Magic Inn Paranormal Mysteries.
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I Must Have Missed Something…
- By Marie G. on 08-15-23
By: Danielle Garrett
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Changeling
- A Novel of Sorcery and Society
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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If 14-year-old Cassandra Reed makes it through her first day at Miss Castwell’s Institute for the Magical Instruction of Young Ladies without anyone discovering her secret, maybe, just maybe, she’ll let herself believe that she really does belong at Miss Castwell’s. Except Cassandra Reed’s real name is Sarah Smith and up until now, she lived her whole life in the Warren, serving a magical family, the Winters, as all non-magical “Snipes” are bound by magical Guardian law to do. That is, until one day, Sarah accidentally levitates Mrs. Winter’s favorite vase in the parlor....
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Wonderful!
- By Amazon Customer on 08-23-18
By: Molly Harper
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The Motion in the Potion
- A Two Broomsticks Gas & Grill Witch Cozy Mystery, Books 1-3
- By: Amanda M. Lee
- Narrated by: Jill Smith
- Length: 26 hrs and 10 mins
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Stormy “Breeze” Morgan was living the high life until her dreams came crashing down around her and she lost her book contract. With nothing left to do—and no money in her bank account—she’s forced to return to the family business, a diner in Northern Lower Michigan. Stormy never thought she would have to work with her family again, and it’s just as horrific as she expected. Things only get worse when, after a night of drinking with her cousin, a family Ouija board leads to a burst of magic and Stormy wakes floating over her bed the next morning.
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Great narrator, repetitive story
- By Texas buyer on 06-28-23
By: Amanda M. Lee
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- Stephanie Stone
- 11-27-23
Too Much Tea
I liked this one more than the last book, but the plot revolving around tea was just too much "tea talk" for me. I enjoyed the rest of the plot and the family drama. I missed Brixton and all his spunkyness.
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- WLeanda
- 02-04-24
Another fun story laced with alchemy.
If you have truly studied alchemy you would discover its presence everywhere in this book. It does not need to be spelled out step by step. The author does a wonderful job lacing alchemy through this book. Well done.
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- Rivulose.
- 11-27-23
Really good
It was a cozy, wonderful mystery. Kept my intention. The plot line was pretty good. It was so nice to revisit this world again.
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- Michael Pouliot
- 12-15-23
Nice continuation
I’m glad max and Dorian have finally met. I do feel like we keep repeating pasts facts like everyone’s origins and it’s detracting from the story.
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- Jen
- 12-07-23
The series just keeps getting better!
Again, well done! I can't wait for the next book to come out. 😍 Thank you for creating this world for us to enjoy.
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- Julie
- 06-14-24
Whispered voices in the narration are difficult
I love this series, even though it's a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. I do not remember volume control being an issue in the previous books; I've listened to all them. In this book, several of the characters, especially Max and Andrew, are read at such a low volume that what they say is inaudible. (Did you see what I did there?) I don't know if it's the narrator's choice or an issue with engineering, but please ensure that all the text is actually audible.
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- horsecrazy
- 12-31-23
I love tea now
I can't wait for the next book. love this series! the characters are the best
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-23-23
Incredible series
I love EVERYTHING about this series. The characters are quirky and lovable. I so enjoy the interactions between them.
However, I wonder if the books would be as wonderful without the talented narrator bringing them to life. She fills each character with such spirit. I am definitely seeking out more books she narrates because she is brilliant.
If you’re new to the series start from the beginning. Although recaps are given, you really need to follow the development of relationships as they occur.
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- SkeeSo
- 12-29-23
It's about tea, of course.
I love teas. So I don't care of how many words of tea is used in the novel. Overall, Dorian is still the most attractive character in the story.
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- Aubrey Mitra
- 02-18-24
Amazing characters and so much more.
the ease of story line in complete series is perfect! Keeps you on your senses of each mystery.
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