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Space Academy Miscreants
- Space Academy, Book 4
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Publisher's summary
"Captain's log... we're doomed."
Captain Vance Turbo of the E.S.S Ares has managed to save the entire universe and gotten himself a big fat promotion for it. However, that doesn't mean much as he's just received a message that his daughter is in peril! His daughter that he didn't know about because she was cooked up in a lab by his ex-girlfriend. Knowing he can't take his ship on a personal vendetta, Vance decides to charter a pirate ship to head to the distant tyranny of Crius. Unfortunately, his journey isn't exactly a secret and he finds himself ambushed. Ambushed by someone Vance never thought he'd see again.
Space Academy is an all-new series from the hilarious duo of C.T. Phipps (Supervillainy Saga, Agent G) and Michael Suttkus (I Was a Teenage Weredeer, Lucifer's Star) that lampoons the space opera as well as military science fiction genres.
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- Montzalee Wittmann
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Fun space adventure!
Space Academy Miscreants
By C.T. Phipps and Michael Suttcus
This is book #4 in the series, and they just get better! I was thrilled to see the oddball crew again. It put a smile on my face! New characters, too! Loved it.
One character worshipped our main man and called him Satan. I couldn't help but giggle each time. " Satan, get behind me." LOL
This was full of witty banter, crazy situations, weird but loveable characters, a unique plot, and plenty of humor! You can't go wrong with a Phipps book. I especially like this series. I needed a good laugh!
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