Santa of the Dead
Aurora Wasteland
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Narrated by:
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Thomas Gloom
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By:
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Vaughn Ashby
About this listen
Santa fighting zombies… I mean, do I really need to write more? Fine…then hold on to the nearest hard reindeer cock, things are about to get red jolly suit tinselly weird.
On a routine Christmas eve, after a fight with the new Mrs. Claus, who I’m obligated to point out has a great rack…boobs I mean, not reindeer, Santa finds himself drunk, cranky, and living in his past…did I mention he’s cranky? And, grumpy as shit, and preloaded will the latest Christmas profanities.
After a poor start to his only real day working all year, Santa against his analytic department’s best-laid plans, overrides the sleigh's autopilot and makes a pit stop at the only house whose cookies he’s ever loved. A poor landing and ironman-like entrance into the house later, Santa stumbles into something he had no desire to be part of - at least that he knows of. See, Santa isn’t who you think he is…not that he really knows either. Did I mention the thing he stumbles drunkenly into was zombies? Because it is. Zombies on Christmas eve…Santa Claus fighting f-----g zombies.
This surprisingly emotional and frightening vulgar novella will be on the top of every zombie and Christmas-loving listeners' list. Snuggled deep in the Aurora Wasteland, Vaughn Ashby’s literary universe, this is a stand-alone novella that fits into the larger narrative.
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My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- By Snyckerdoodle on 09-22-21
By: N.P. Martin
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The Undead Situation
- By: Eloise J. Knapp
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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When the end finally occurred, everything about it was cinematic. The dead came back and ate people, civilization collapsed, and no one could do a thing. But Cyrus V. Sinclair couldn’t care less; he’s a sociopath. Amidst the chaos, Cyrus sits back and contemplates the gore stained streets and screams of his fellow man with little more emotion than one of the walking corpses. With his cache of guns and MREs, he rather likes the idea of hunkering down in his Seattle apartment while the world ends outside.
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TUS has a depth of story that surprised me.
- By Amazon Customer on 08-06-11
By: Eloise J. Knapp
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Chosen Ones
- By: Veronica Roth
- Narrated by: Dakota Fanning
- Length: 15 hrs and 12 mins
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Fifteen years ago, five ordinary teenagers were singled out by a prophecy to take down an impossibly powerful entity wreaking havoc across North America. He was known as the Dark One, and his weapon of choice - catastrophic events known as Drains - leveled cities and claimed thousands of lives. Chosen Ones, as the teens were known, gave everything they had to defeat him. After the Dark One fell, the world went back to normal...for everyone but them. Of the five, Sloane has had the hardest time adjusting.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Same dull and depressed tone throughout
- By Thien-Nga Vo on 04-09-20
By: Veronica Roth
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The Taking of Jake Livingston
- By: Ryan Douglass
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free, Michael Crouch
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 374
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 338
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Sixteen-year-old Jake Livingston sees dead people everywhere. But he can't decide what's worse: being a medium forced to watch the dead play out their last moments on a loop or being at the mercy of racist teachers as one of the few Black students at St. Clair Prep. Both are a living nightmare he wishes he could wake up from. But things at St. Clair start looking up with the arrival of another Black student - the handsome Allister - and for the first time, romance is on the horizon for Jake. Unfortunately, life as a medium is getting worse.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Brings up too much trauma
- By TheColorNerd on 10-14-21
By: Ryan Douglass
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- Anonymous User
- 12-16-22
Now I want more
This book was a crazy ride. There were times I couldn't even begin to guess where the story was going, but it was a good time. The book ended really strong and left me wanting more.
The narrator is great, and delivers the over the top swearing amazingly.
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- bownz
- 08-13-22
To short
This is a short hilarious story. You'll want to listen to it more than once. I'll bet you'll never look at Christmas the way. Listen,laugh,enjoy.
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- Nemesis
- 04-28-22
Another wacky and hilarious addition to the series
Another wacky and hilarious addition to the Aurora Wasteland series. Santa of the Dead is a novella that does not disappoint! If you have liked any of the previous titles, you'll love this "holiday cheer". Santa, zombies, and holiday cheer abound in this funny horror book. Audio Version: Thomas Gloom does a fantastic job narrating this title!
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- Bambi Dawn
- 11-17-21
Santa's got a brand new bag
Exactly as bizarre as you'd expect in the Aurora Wastelands. Santa, zombies, and Krampus; oh my! There is an adventure, laughs, horror, and some mighty finely colorful language in this holiday short that's sure to be a hit with Ashby's fans.
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- Becky
- 05-13-22
Jingle Booze. Ho, Ho, Ho!
I have listened to several books by Vaughn Ashby. I am declaring this one as my favorite. Maybe it's because I love Christmas, Santa Clause and reindeer.
So funny. So vulgar. So many zombies. So full of Christmas cheer. Love of family. Love of cookies. Love of booze. All in Aurora Wasteland.
I highly recommend the audio version of this book. The narrator really nails these characters. Thomas Gloom has many voices and knows how to use them! 5 stars plus for him.
I voluntarily reviewed a complimentary copy of this book from the author through Story Origin.
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