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Narrated by:
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Chet Williamson
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By:
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Robert Devereaux
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Santa’s and his stepdaughter Wendy’s removal of homophobia from the world has been undone, so stubbornly entrenched is the pull of inhumanity in the human race. Worse, bad behavior of all kinds has so increased that human nastiness is quickly approaching a tipping point beyond which there is no recovery.
After a series of skilled negotiations, Santa is given divine dispensation to pitch in at heaven’s Psyche Factory, offering his well-honed tinkering skills to Hephaestus—dispenser of psyches to the newborn—by reworking the foundational under-psyche given to all infants and the unique over-psyche joined to it at birth.
But despite help from the Easter Bunny, obstacles continue to crop up. The Tooth Fairy, still enraged at Santa’s jilting of her and at being forbidden to unleash venomous hatred upon sleeping children, recruits helpers to foil Santa’s plans: a new imp spawned from her hellish womb and a renegade from the legions of Golden Girls who transport psyches to and from Hephaestus’ workbench.
In a race against time, redemptive hopes for all of humankind hang in the balance.
Santa Claus Saves the World is superbly narrated by Chet Williamson, with more than 70 audiobooks to his credit. They include this author’s Oedipus Aroused: Homer’s Long-Lost Erotic Epic, Santa Steps Out: A Fairy Tale for Grown-Ups, and Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes.
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- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,089
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,005
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,006
Warrior angels, vampire hunters, and angels gone bad heat up this altogether sizzling paranormal alternate universe. This anthology of novellas features Angels' Wolf, Angels' Judgment, Angels' Pawn, and the never-before-published Angels' Dance.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't wait to get this, but wish I had !!
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 05-13-12
By: Nalini Singh
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The Vicar and the Rake
- Society of Beasts, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Greene
- Narrated by: Cornell Collins
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
As a young man, Sir Gabriel Winters left behind his status as a gentleman, turning his back on his secret desires and taking a self-imposed vow of celibacy. Now he's a chaste, hardworking vicar, and his reputation is beyond reproach. But, try as he might, he's never forgotten the man he once desired or the pain of being abandoned by his first love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great narration! Fun book
- By crpnkid on 10-09-24
By: Annabelle Greene
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Soul in Darkness
- By: Wendy Higgins
- Narrated by: Bridie Lawrence
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 162
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 150
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 148
People travel from afar to a small isle in the Aegean Sea hoping for a single glimpse of Princess Psyche. Their adoration for the mortal woman is so all-consuming that citizens begin to shower her with the very gifts and offerings they once left at the altar of Venus, goddess of love and beauty. But gods are known for their jealousy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another amazing story by Wendy!
- By Kylee on 06-13-19
By: Wendy Higgins
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Nobody's Duke
- By: Scarlett Scott
- Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 261
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 244
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Story4 out of 5 stars 241
When the dangerous men who killed her husband in a political assassination threaten Ara, Duchess of Burghly, the Crown assigns her a bodyguard. But the man charged with protecting her is no stranger. He’s Clayton Ludlow, the bastard son of a duke and the first man she ever loved. Eight years after he took her innocence and ruthlessly abandoned her, he’s back in her drawing room and her life. This time, she’s older, wiser, and stronger. She will resist him at any cost and make him pay for the past.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Needs a ruthless editor. Lots of redundancy.
- By Camille on 05-28-19
By: Scarlett Scott
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Naughty Little Gift
- Temptation Court, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Stella Bloom
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Engineering genius, billionaire icon, and consultant to kings, the gorgeous Cassian Court is a legend before he even steps foot on the remote island of Arcadia. But when Mishella Santelle locks eyes with him, she doesn’t see that power - she sees the man behind it and the bruised soul hers has been destined for. But destiny isn’t a luxury for a woman of the Arcadian court.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Yes sir....smoldering naughty naughty series!! 🔥
- By Captivated Listener!! on 04-20-19
By: Angel Payne
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Maid for an Alien Prince
- A SciFi Alien Romance (Intergalactic Exchange Program, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Phoenix McKay
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 123
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 117
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 116
I won’t be forced into alien servitude. I’ve spent my life mucking out the houses of the rich and famous. I know what they’re really like. They think they can take whatever they want. I learned that the hard way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Whine, Cliche, Unrealistic, and Repeat
- By CCW on 03-10-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Heart of Stone
- The Negotiator Trilogy, Book 1
- By: C. E. Murphy
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 13 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,127
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 645
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Story4 out of 5 stars 641
Okay, so jogging through Central Park after midnight wasn't a bright idea. But Margrit Knight never thought she'd encounter a dark new world filled with magical beings, not to mention a dying woman and a mysterious stranger with blood on his hands. Her logical, lawyer instincts told her it couldn't all be real, but she could hardly deny what she'd seen...and touched.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Her best by far
- By Amazon Customer on 11-08-07
By: C. E. Murphy
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Lunarian Warriors Books 1-3
- A SciFi Alien Romance (Lunarian Warriors Bundle, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline, Logan McAllister
- Length: 25 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 296
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 273
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 273
I’ve been swept off my feet before, and I’ve got the bruises to show just how badly that ended. I’m not about to fall at the feet of the next man - or alien - to cross my path. Especially not when he steals me away from home and wants to use me as his broodmare. Kloran is intense and sometimes scary. A prince of his people with a duty so deeply ingrained, it’s hard to see where it ends and he begins. But the glimpses of the man beneath the hardened warrior prince make me wonder if there’s something more between us.
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3 out of 5 stars
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These books are not for anyone who like strong female characters
- By Nanette Tropeano on 08-01-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Misadventures of a City Girl
- Misadventures, Book 1
- By: Meredith Wild, Chelle Bliss
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,113
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,017
Fresh off a divorce from a Hollywood hotshot, Madison Atwood needs an escape. With the paparazzi fresh on her heels and her love life splashed on every tabloid, she runs away to a swanky retreat in Northern California. Avalon Springs is the mountainside haven she needs to find herself again. Luke Dawson lives off the grid, preferring solitude to society. When he finds a beautiful woman soaking in the hot springs on his property, he can't stop himself from watching her. She captures his attention, but she's just a city girl - a beautiful distraction disturbing the peace.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Ugh!
- By Cathy Landerman on 09-21-17
By: Meredith Wild, and others
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Nightshade
- Nightshade Duology, Book 1
- By: Keri Lake
- Narrated by: Islay Jacobs, Ryan West
- Length: 20 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 190
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 190
My father called them messengers. He once told me they walked among us and that somewhere in this dark and godless city, there shined a faint sliver of hope. I had only to look for the signs. Well, I’ve spent my whole life investigating the inexplicable and all I've found are the unsettling vestiges of iniquity—the evidence of another world shrouded by the obscure. Purgatory to some, where depravity hides in shadows, and girls like me are little more than delicious bites of temptation. Others call it Nightshade.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Oh. My. Goodness!
- By 561jack on 09-06-23
By: Keri Lake
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- Michael Myett
- 08-25-23
More of the same, too much political viewpoints …
Sadly, I got this book at the same time as Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes otherwise I could have taken a pass on it. This seems to be a continuation of a book I already disliked immensely. It had the feel of a story that was written just to push a political agenda. Just MHO, if you think it might be for you, enjoy.
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 05-22-23
Too political and uninteresting
Ok, I can handle most stuff, but this piece pretty much beats you over the head with its political viewpoint. Story is MEH to start off with, but unless you make Pelosi look right-wing, this book isn't going to entertain. It's going to Irritatain you. The narrator, who has OVER 70 BOOKS to his credit, as he proclaims, sounds like a coherent Ted Baxter from the Mary Tyler Moore show. I kept waiting to hear, "Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice." Stay away.
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