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Ivy Tara Blair
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C.W. Allen
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Tuesday and Zed Furst are perfectly normal children with perfectly strange parents. Their father won’t discuss his job, their mother never leaves the house without her guard dog, and the topic of the family tree is off limits.
When a last minute “business trip” gets the adults out of the way, Zed and Tuesday decide to get to the bottom of things once and for all. Too bad some thugs with shape-shifting weapons have other ideas. Their escape leaves them trapped in the modern-meets-medieval Falinnheim, where everyone insists their father is a disgraced fugitive. They hope whoever is leaving them coded clues may have some answers, but they’re not sure they’re going to like what they learn.
If they ever want to see their parents again, they’ll need the help of a smuggler with a broken compass, their unusually talented dog, some extremely organized bandits, and a selection of suspiciously misquoted nursery rhymes.
Zed and Tuesday may not have all the answers, but one thing is certain — when it comes to normal, everything is relative.
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 21
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Story5 out of 5 stars 21
Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
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The Conductors
- By: Nicole Glover
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 14 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 142
Hetty Rhodes and her husband, Benjy, were Conductors on the Underground Railroad, ferrying dozens of slaves to freedom with daring, cunning, and magic that draws its power from the constellations. With the war over, those skills find new purpose as they solve mysteries and murders that White authorities would otherwise ignore. In the heart of Philadelphia’s Seventh Ward, everyone knows that when there’s a strange death or magical curses causing trouble, Hetty and Benjy are the only ones who can solve the case.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very Good
- By Mother of Pearl 3 on 08-01-21
By: Nicole Glover
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The Hills Have Spies
- Valdemar: Family Spies, Book 1
- By: Mercedes Lackey
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 796
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 696
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 692
In this new series, set in the bestselling world of Valdemar, Heralds Mags and Amily must continue to protect the realm of Valdemar while raising their children and preparing them to follow in their footsteps.
Mags, Herald Spy of Valdemar, and his wife, Amily, the King’s Own Herald, are happily married with three kids. The oldest, Peregrine, has the Gift of Animal Mindspeech—he can talk to animals and persuade them to act as he wishes. Perry's dream is to follow in his father's footsteps as a Herald Spy, but he has yet to be Chosen by a Companion.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great continuation of the series!
- By Peter on 06-28-18
By: Mercedes Lackey
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Twisted Fate
- By: Traci Hunter Abramson, Stephanie Black, Gregg Luke
- Narrated by: Luone Ingram, Jason Tatom, Kymberly Mellen
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
Prepare for thrills and chills as three acclaimed authors unite in Twisted Fate, a spine-tingling collection of stories: Hunted by Traci Hunter Abramson; Death House by Gregg Luke; and Haunting Reminders by Stephanie Black.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I was looking for clean thriller. This was beyond juvenile.
- By tara davis on 10-17-22
By: Traci Hunter Abramson, and others
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Storm Glass
- By: Maria V. Snyder
- Narrated by: Jennifer Van Dyck
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 805
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 535
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 535
As a glassmaker and a magician-in-training, Opal Cowen understands trial by fire. Now it's time to test her mettle. Someone has sabotaged the Stormdancer clan's glass orbs, killing their most powerful magicians. The Stormdancers--particularly the mysterious and mercurial Kade--require Opal's unique talents to prevent it happening again. But when the mission goes awry, Opal must tap in to a new kind of magic as stunningly potent as it is frightening.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting character, no Gabra
- By Glenn J on 06-16-09
By: Maria V. Snyder
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Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 68
Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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5 out of 5 stars
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
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Greenglass House
- By: Kate Milford
- Narrated by: Chris Henry Coffey
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 916
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 797
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 798
It's wintertime at Greenglass House. The creaky smuggler's inn is always quiet during this season, and 12-year-old Milo, the innkeepers' adopted son, plans to spend his holidays relaxing. But on the first icy night of vacation, out of nowhere, the guest bell rings. Then rings again. And again. Soon Milo's home is bursting with odd, secretive guests, each one bearing a strange story that is somehow connected to the rambling old house.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Thoroughly delightful experience!
- By Lori K. on 02-19-17
By: Kate Milford
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Who in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
- By: Rebecca Tinker
- Narrated by: Kyla Garcia
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,253
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,113
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,118
The globe-trotting thief in the red fedora returns! And now, the question isn't where—but who? In the role of Carmen Sandiego, award-winning performer Kyla Garcia reveals, for the very first time, the backstory of the ever-elusive master criminal whose whereabouts captured the imaginations of children everywhere—through educational video games, animated series, and a popular PBS "gameshow" for middle schoolers in the 1990s.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great for kids, not for adults
- By James Tharpe on 03-10-19
By: Rebecca Tinker
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The Congruent Apprentice
- The Congruent Mage, Book 1
- By: Dave Schroeder
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 771
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 703
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 698
Young wizards coming of age in a time of war... Will they be ready? Eynon was excited to leave his village and set off on his wander year. He’d turned sixteen today, and hoped for at least a few adventures. At high noon, he arrived a crossroads and saw a shimmer of silver in the mud. It was a thin and dirty oval, about the size of his palm. He washed it with squirts of water from his goatskin, then marveled at what was revealed.
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4 out of 5 stars
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cliff hangers
- By Amazon Customer on 03-19-18
By: Dave Schroeder
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A Reluctant Druid
- By: Jon R. Osborne
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,292
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,186
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,183
Centuries ago, the followers of the new gods defeated the old gods and the folk of legend, banishing them from the world of man. With their departure, magic faded from the land. The Milesian Accords had provisions for a new challenge, though, and the Exiled Gods have sent their minions back to our world to seek out a champion to fight for them and a druid able to wield the magic needed to fulfill the challenge. A descendant of the druid who participated in the original challenge, Liam Knox doesn’t know anything about the Accords or his ancestors....
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2 out of 5 stars
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I was sorta on board till the third erotic scene.
- By Jaden on 08-23-22
By: Jon R. Osborne
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Forgotten Pages: A Prequel Novelette
- Star Child: Places of Power, Book 0
- By: Leonard Petracci
- Narrated by: Will M Watt
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story5 out of 5 stars 58
For generations, a nameless man has been passed down through Cane's family - one who never seems to age, remembers the stories of old, and knows the depths of men's hearts. On the outside, Cane's family appeared to be simple fishermen. Yet when he turned 18 and his life entwined with the nameless man forever, Cane learned they were far more than he could imagine. And as they are hunted while pursuing hidden secrets, Cane's life enters turmoil, where nothing is clear.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The World Building
- By Esrael Rosales on 04-07-24
By: Leonard Petracci
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Krakens and Lies
- Menagerie Series, Book 3
- By: Tui T. Sutherland, Kari H. Sutherland
- Narrated by: Em Eldridge
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 296
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 258
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Story5 out of 5 stars 258
The Menagerie trilogy comes to a fantastic conclusion in Krakens and Lies, the third magical and mysterious adventure from Tui T. Sutherland and Kari H. Sutherland. Someone has been sabotaging the Menagerie, and Logan and Zoe are on the case. But their troubles only get worse when the basilisk escapes its enclosure and the merpeople go on strike - leaving the kraken to its own devices. The race is on to solve the mystery and save the Menagerie in this riveting, action-packed finale!
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5 out of 5 stars
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excellent series
- By C. Caillier on 11-03-19
By: Tui T. Sutherland, and others
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The Baine Chronicles Series, Books 1-3
- Burned by Magic, Bound by Magic, Hunted by Magic
- By: Jasmine Walt
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 20 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 730
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 656
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 661
The first three books in this action-packed, wildly original fantasy series by New York Times bestselling author Jasmine Walt. This kick-ass urban fantasy series has been compared to books by Ilona Andrews, Patricia Briggs, Karen Marie Moning, and more. You're sure to enjoy it if you like spunky heroines, kick-ass fight scenes, wild new worlds, and sizzling, slow-building romance.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Decent YA light read, but no Patricia Briggs
- By Life's A Beach on 12-25-16
By: Jasmine Walt
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Spellbreaker
- Spellbreaker, Book 1
- By: Charlie N. Holmberg
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Knowelden, Joel Froomkin
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,372
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2,116
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,113
The orphaned Elsie Camden learned as a girl that there were two kinds of wizards in the world: those who pay for the power to cast spells and those, like her, born with the ability to break them. But as an unlicensed magic user, her gift is a crime. Commissioned by an underground group known as the Cowls, Elsie uses her spellbreaking to push back against the aristocrats and help the common man. Elite magic user Bacchus Kelsey is one elusive spell away from his mastership when he catches Elsie breaking an enchantment. To protect her secret, Elsie strikes a bargain.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting read/listen
- By Roderica Ruddle on 12-21-20
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31,402
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28,904
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28,897
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
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The 13th Witch
- The King's Watch, Book 1
- By: Mark Hayden
- Narrated by: Ciaran Saward
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 157
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 132
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 132
Conrad Clarke, former RAF pilot and alleged gangster, gets a text – and a visit – from The Allfather. Odin has a challenge for Conrad: Sign up to protect England from wild magick and get a commission in the King’s Watch. All he has to do is find a missing witch. Simple. Conrad never could resist a challenge. Before you can say “Ragnarok”, he’s plunged into a world of gods, mages, witches, dwarves, and one very aggressive giant mole.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great story becomes even better
- By Pine wind on 11-09-20
By: Mark Hayden
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The Practice Effect
- By: David Brin
- Narrated by: Andy Caploe
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 175
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 156
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Story4 out of 5 stars 157
Physicist Dennis Nuel was the first human to probe the strange realms called anomaly worlds - alternate universes where the laws of science were unpredictably changed. But the world Dennis discovered seemed almost like our own - with one perplexing difference. To his astonishment, he was hailed as a wizard and found himself fighting beside a beautiful woman with strange powers against a mysterious warlord as he struggles to solve the riddle of this baffling world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This book was doomed to fail
- By Joshua on 11-16-12
By: David Brin
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- E. Merket
- 10-29-21
Magic
I loved this book! I’ve bought hard copies for my classroom and I hope there are many more books in the series. “There’s magic hiding behind the normal for anyone who takes the time to look.”
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