Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories
Bob and Billy Funny Stories, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Gary Roelofs
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By:
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Alex Goodwin
About this listen
Tired of normal life? Bored of offices with nice scenery and no carcasses strewn around scorched by the killer sun?
Then join Bob and Billy, two relatively normal guys, whose lives have been irrevocably changed by an accidental push of a button.
"We haven't seen you since the explosion! We'd love to have you visit!"
And so start the adventures. What happens next is chronicled in Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories, a new book by Alex Goodwin.
From chasing burning Christmas trees down steep mountains to ending world-wide banana shortages, Bob and Billy will take you on an adventure like never before. Together with the two wacky friends, you will:
- Find out why pickled pigs' feet are not nearly the delicacy you might expect,
- Discover the limitations of Personal Panic Places when it comes to fighting roaches,
- Realize that receiving a parachute from a flight attendant cannot be good news,
- And more!
Bob and Billy's mishaps and miracles will astonish any listener, and... as Billy always says, "TACOS!" Even if that didn't make any sense, still listen to this wacky collection of stories by Alex Goodwin today! It's sure to tickle your funny bone.
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Bobby Pendragon is a seemingly normal 14-year-old boy. He has a family, a home, and even Marley, his beloved dog. But there is something very special about Bobby: he is going to save the world.
And not just Earth as we know it. Bobby is slowly starting to realize that life in the cosmos isn't quite what he thought it was. And before he can object, he is swept off to an alternate dimension known as Denduron, a territory inhabited by strange beings, ruled by a magical tyrant, and plagued by dangerous revolution.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Merchant of Death (Unabridged
- By Bronwyn on 07-26-08
By: D. J. MacHale
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The Last Mailman
- By: Kevin Burke
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 84
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story4 out of 5 stars 74
Four-year degree in business.Trained in hand-to-hand combat. Works well with zombies.This is the resume of the last mailman on Earth. It is the near future, and the modern world we knew has been overrun and destroyed by reanimated corpses who hunt humans for food. Mankind has retreated to small pockets of civilization and practically surrendered to these walking dead. But one man routinely leaves behind the safety and comfort of his home in this new world in order to find the people and things we’ve long abandoned.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Zombies but not as many as expected
- By As happy as a monkey with two bananas in his hands on 08-16-13
By: Kevin Burke
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Guys Read: Funny Business
- By: Jon Scieszka, Adam Rex, Christopher Curtis, and others
- Narrated by: Michael Boatman, Kate DiCamillo, John Keating, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 119
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85
Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else? - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and the Guys Read Library, you already know what you’re in store for: 10 hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; and more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome super funny
- By sacha on 10-03-16
By: Jon Scieszka, and others
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Supervolcano
- Eruption
- By: Harry Turtledove
- Narrated by: Jim Frangione
- Length: 15 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 172
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 157
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 158
A supervolcanic eruption in Yellowstone Park sends lava and mud flowing toward populated areas, and clouds of ash drifting across the country. The fallout destroys crops and livestock, clogs machinery, and makes cities uninhabitable. Those who survive find themselves caught in an apocalyptic catastrophe in which humanity has no choice but to rise from the ashes and recreate the world.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Jerky horrible narration.
- By Ann on 04-23-12
By: Harry Turtledove
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While I Live
- The Ellie Chronicles
- By: John Marsden
- Narrated by: Suzi Dougherty
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 165
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 107
The town of Wirrawee is emerging from war, slowly, like a flower after a cold snap. Businesses are starting to reopen, the school has re-commenced classes, and local farmers are gradually repossessing their land. But it's not the same Australia as before the war. A new nation exists just a few miles away, a new border that separates Australia from its invaders. Or does it?
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3 out of 5 stars
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What accent is it spoken in?
- By Kim on 03-06-05
By: John Marsden
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Unfiction
- By: Gene Doucette
- Narrated by: Brad Wills
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4 out of 5 stars 94
When Oliver Naughton joins the Tenth Avenue Writers Underground, headed by literary wunderkind Wilson Knight, Oliver figures he'll finally get some of his wild imaginings out of his head and onto paper. But when Wilson takes an intense interest in Oliver's writing and his genre stories of dragons, aliens, and spies, things get weird. Oliver's stories don't just need to be finished: they insist on it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Perfectly Captured Tone and Well Matched Wit
- By Ian on 08-04-17
By: Gene Doucette
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Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs
- By: Patrick McManus
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 275
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 228
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Story5 out of 5 stars 226
America's most hilarious sportsman returns with this collection of insights about youth, the great outdoors, and the philosophy of fileting fish. When best-selling author Patrick McManus looks at a subject, you're sure to come away with an outrageously new perspective.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Laughed so hard I cried!
- By Kindle Customer on 04-05-12
By: Patrick McManus
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Sara, Book 1
- Sara Learns the Secret about the 'Law of Attraction'
- By: Esther Hicks
- Narrated by: Jerry Hicks
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 512
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 414
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Story5 out of 5 stars 407
This unabridged audiobook offers you, the listener, a thoughtful and inspired formula for generating appreciation, happiness, and good feelings - deftly blended into the uplifting story of a plucky, inquisitive girl named Sara and her teacher, an ethereal owl named Solomon. There's something in Sara for any child, adult, or teen pursuing joy and meaning...and searching for answers about life, death, and the desires of the heart.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Greatly Improve Life
- By Chris Boyett on 03-04-10
By: Esther Hicks
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The Everything Box
- A Novel
- By: Richard Kadrey
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,139
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,046
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,042
A beautiful, ambitious angel stands on a mountaintop, surveying the world and its little inhabitants below. He smiles because soon, the last of humanity who survived the great flood will meet its end, too. And he should know. He's going to play a big part in it. Our angel usually doesn't get to do fieldwork, and if he does well, he's certain he'll get a big promotion.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Everything not for Everyone
- By Mel on 05-12-16
By: Richard Kadrey
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Alice Isn't Dead
- A Novel
- By: Joseph Fink
- Narrated by: Jasika Nicole
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 811
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 745
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 741
Keisha Lewis lived a quiet life with her wife, Alice, until the day Alice disappeared. After months of searching, presuming she was dead, Keisha held a funeral, mourned, and gradually tried to get on with her life. But that was before Keisha started to see her wife, again and again, in the background of news reports from all over America. Alice isn't dead, and she is showing up at every major tragedy and accident in the country. Following a line of clues, Keisha takes a job as a long-haul truck driver and begins searching for Alice.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great story, but conditionally recommended.
- By Hayley Lambert on 11-02-18
By: Joseph Fink
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The Eyre Affair
- A Thursday Next Novel
- By: Jasper Fforde
- Narrated by: Susan Duerden
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,723
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,197
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,198
In Jasper Fforde's Great Britain, circa 1985, time travel is routine, cloning is a reality (dodos are the resurrected pet of choice), and literature is taken very, very seriously. England is a virtual police state where an aunt can get lost (literally) in a Wordsworth poem and forging Byronic verse is a punishable offense. All this is business as usual for Thursday Next, renowned Special Operative in literary detection.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Worthy Read
- By chicagoalum on 01-21-10
By: Jasper Fforde
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Haunted Waters
- Red Rock Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Jerry B. Jenkins, Chris Fabry
- Narrated by: Full Cast featuring Samantha Beach, Blain Hogan
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story5 out of 5 stars 46
Watch out! The Timberline twins are on the loose. Bryce and Ashley are ATV-riding tweens from Colorado who unearth action-packed mystery and adventure wherever they go. With the trademark page-turner style used by Jenkins and Fabry, these fast-paced books will keep even reluctant readers on the edge of their seats.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome Action Adventure and Love Dramatized Story
- By Marlene Mesot Author of The Purging Fire and The Cat Stalker's Sonnets on 12-18-16
By: Jerry B. Jenkins, and others
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The Ultimate Gift
- By: Jim Stovall
- Narrated by: Tom Bosley
- Length: 2 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 562
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 475
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 474
Red Stevens has died, and the older members of his family receive their millions with greedy anticipation. But a different fate awaits young Jason, whom Stevens, his great-uncle, believes may be the last vestige of hope in the family. Jason does not become an instant millionaire. What Stevens does give Jason leads to The Ultimate Gift. Young and old will take this timeless tale to heart.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Delightful Story Well Told!
- By Daniel Wms on 07-14-15
By: Jim Stovall
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The Second Super
- First Superhero Series #1
- By: Logan Rutherford
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 286
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 269
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Story4 out of 5 stars 269
Kane Andrews is just another one of the billions of people on Earth who watch as Richter, the world's first superhuman, goes on a rampage. All the world's military cannot stop him, no matter what they throw his way. Until, with the whole world watching, Kane surprises himself by flying up to catch someone the supervillain has thrown off a building. With no idea of the extent or magnitude of his powers, Kane has a long way to go before becoming the first superhero.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author need a physics lesson
- By Matthew on 06-25-16
By: Logan Rutherford
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Babylon Rising
- Babylon Rising, Book 1
- By: Tim LaHaye, Greg Dinallo
- Narrated by: Kevin O'Rourke
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
Babylon Rising introduces a terrific new hero for our time. Michael Murphy is a scholar of Biblical prophecy, but not the sedate and tweedy kind. Murphy is a field archaeologist who defies danger to fearlessly hunt down and authenticate ancient artifacts from Biblical times. His latest discovery is his most amazing - but it will send him hurtling from a life of excavation and revelations to a confrontation with the forces of the greatest evil. For the latest secret uncovered by Michael Murphy accelerates the countdown to the time of the end for all mankind.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The logical deductions from the biblical story
- By Thomas D. on 03-29-24
By: Tim LaHaye, and others
What listeners say about Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories
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- The Sinner Reader
- 01-13-15
Bob and Billy
Would you listen to Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories again? Why?
As the parent of a teenager who loves to write, I'm constantly blown away by how amazing young writers can be. This one is no exception. With a wonderful grasp on the written word, author Alex Goodwin takes us through Billy and Bob's adventures.
I found myself laughing at the author break-ins, leaving us humorous thoughts, and making each story even more enjoyable.
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- Warrior Princess
- 08-18-15
Funny, unique, and creative
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I would recommend this audiobook to all my friends. Even though we are adults, we all like to feel young at heart, and this book has what we need.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Hard to pick a favorite. Bob and Billy are both great major characters. As far as minor characters, probably the Banana Witch. Very unusual!
Have you listened to any of Gary Roelofs’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Gary Roelofs is great. Excellent comedic timing, dramatic pauses, and a performance that makes this funny story even more entertaining.
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