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Narrated by:
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Norman Dietz
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By:
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Patrick McManus
About this listen
In "Muldoon in Love" McManus examines how third-grade crushes can have a disastrous effect on show-and-tell. In "The Big Fix" he explores the insidious relationship between women and flat tires. In "What's in a Name, Moonbeam?" he welcomes into the world a new grandchi ... er ... a new small relative.
Norman Dietz's droll narration of these and two dozen more adventures by the author of How I Got This Way and The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw will have listeners - and maybe even a wolf or two - howling.
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Story5 out of 5 stars 283
In the chapters of Never Sniff a Gift Fish, McManus will teach you the wisdom that is usually shared only in the close ranks of modern-day hunters and gatherers. To complete your arsenal, McManus also includes "The Hunter's Workout Guide" and a special "Family Camper's Dictionary". Exercises like the hindquarter shuffle will make you move like a hunter. And phrases like "Yip-yip-yip-Owoooooo!" will help you sound like one, too.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Eh
- By Kim on 07-21-11
By: Patrick McManus
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The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw
- By: Patrick McManus
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 370
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 305
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Story5 out of 5 stars 305
Patrick McManus, author of How I Got This Way and one of America's favorite humorists, is an impish commentator on the obvious and not so obvious absurdities of modern life. His national best seller, The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw, is a collection of hilarious short pieces about fishing, its exotic equipment, and activities like "gunkholing". You will learn, for example, that the best way to learn to fish is to build an addition to your house first.
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1 out of 5 stars
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slow, monotone country reader
- By Laura on 06-28-16
By: Patrick McManus
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Kerplunk!
- Stories
- By: Patrick F. McManus
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 139
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 138
The stories in Kerplunk! travel the byways and highways of the Pacific Northwest, bringing to life offbeat, down-home characters who hope their grandchildren can pick the lock on the gun safe because they've forgotten the combination, who know exactly why it costs $500 to make a fly lure that retails for $2, and who aren't afraid to confront the problems of bird-dog flatulence.
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3 out of 5 stars
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narrator nightmare
- By David on 12-09-07
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The Bear in the Attic
- By: Patrick McManus
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 164
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 129
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Story5 out of 5 stars 129
With over two million copies of his works in print, Patrick McManus is an accomplished humor author. In The Bear in the Attic, he once again invites listeners to peek into his unique perspectives on life and his favorite topic, the great outdoors. Here listeners are treated to amazingly absurd tales of young male hijinks, camping mishaps and neighbor-eating bears! Norman Dietz adds another dimension to McManus' humor with his brilliant comic narration.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Simply the best
- By Ruth on 09-30-09
By: Patrick McManus
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The Blight Way
- A Sheriff Bo Tully Mystery
- By: Patrick F. McManus
- Narrated by: Charles Leggett
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,327
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,061
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,063
Bo Tully is the sheriff of Blight County, Idaho, where law enforcement is usually pretty mundane: tracking down truants running away from school, picking up country boys who've had a few too many beers. But Tully gets a little more than the country norm when an ex-con calls with the startling news that there's a corpse draped across one of his fences.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Lots of fun and no bad language
- By Share on 02-26-10
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Skin Tight
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 14 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,399
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,571
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,576
This novel by Carl Hiaasen, author of Tourist Season and Native Tongue, begins as most thrillers do, with a killing. But this is no everyday, hum-drum, garden variety killing. Our hero, Nick Stranahan, a 42-year-old private investigator who has killed five men and been married five times, skewers his attacker's aorta with the razor-sharp bill of a stuffed marlin.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Skintight
- By Chris on 08-02-04
By: Carl Hiaasen
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Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
- By: Victoria Twead
- Narrated by: Jilly Bond
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 238
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 223
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 223
If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny mountain village in Andalucía would really be like, they might have hesitated. They can have no idea of the culture shock in store for them...no idea they'll become reluctant chicken farmers and own the most dangerous cockerel in Spain...no idea they'll help capture a vulture and be rescued by a mule. Will they stay, or will they return to the relative sanity of England?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun, humorous, interesting
- By Bonnie B. on 12-24-23
By: Victoria Twead
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 371
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 326
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 323
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night, Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world.
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2 out of 5 stars
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No Kirby means No Fred
- By Rubin S. Bashir on 01-04-21
By: Drew Hayes
Very humorous.
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well, I love McManus
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More Pat
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Hilarious
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First McManus I ever read
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Humor
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Laugh Lines
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Stupid, but Funny
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My only question is why we have not seen this turned in to a TV show?
Buy the book if you enjoy laughing.
McManus again delights with his trademark wit
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Where does Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Funny! Love all his books and the narrator does a marvallous job!Who was your favorite character and why?
Which scene was your favorite?
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Any additional comments?
Awesome!
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