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Prescription for Disaster: The Funny Side of Falling Apart
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Narrated by:
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Carrie Goodwiler
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By:
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Candace Lafleur
About this listen
A book about the hilarious side of being ridiculously diseased - laughing through life and encouraging others to do the same.
This is not a book about a disease itself, nor does it have any woe is me or forced epiphanies on the meaning of life and health. It's a book about sobbing student nurses wielding sharp needles, falling hospital elevators, having to be surgically removed from your own sweater for an X-ray, and support group brawls. It's about getting my whole family pulled off into a cement bunker at British customs for being more radioactive than a truck full of Russian nails. It's about sneaking nachos into the hospital at seven in the morning and making sweet, sweet love to the back of a parked taxi while having a stroke. This is a book about laughing and joyfully embracing the bizarre and the truly funny side of being ridiculously, incurably diseased.
So sit back, take a hit off your oxygen tank, and get ready to laugh at the funny side of falling apart. At the very least, you'll never look at a bed pan or an IV pole the same way again.
©2014 Candace Lafleur (P)2016 Candace LafleurListeners also enjoyed...
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Christina
- 01-21-17
Funny &Honest
Wonderful, funny, honest story of one person's journey through her disease. The narration is awesome. Th
e story is great. I loved this book.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Melissa Liu
- 09-07-18
Great
Busted a gut laughing while reading, really a must buy for anyone that's been in a hospital before
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