Power, Poseidon, and Piña Coladas
The Divine Misadventures of a Drunken God, Book 2
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Maxwell Cantrell
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After one of their number is killed for the first time in recorded history, the entire divine world unites to eliminate the murderer, our hero, Lacerto. To survive the oncoming storm of several pantheons of angry gods, he must gain powerful allies with a grudge against the gods. Fortunately, after millennia of abuse, many, many, many deadly monsters are chomping at the bit to strike back at their oppressors, with a weapon that can finally hurt them. But are Lacerto's allies more dangerous than his enemies? And can he stop the machinations of the goddess of war as she uses the chaos he caused to bring about the end times?
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By: Apollos Thorne
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Death March
- By: Phil Tucker
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 716
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 657
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 654
Pro-gamer and eighth grade teacher Chris is preoccupied by thoughts of how to save his brother when he gets an invitation he can't resist: Want to play Euphoria for free? The free pass brings him to a portal for the newest and most awesome game in the universe. Chris agrees to play Euphoria Online in Death March mode, a secret and deadly level of the game.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really great start! Can't wait for more.
- By superstardrifter on 08-31-18
By: Phil Tucker
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The Trapped Mind Project
- A Science Fiction Fantasy LitRPG Series
- By: Michael Chatfield
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 18 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,888
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,580
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,581
He made it to the top. As CEO of an asteroid mining company, Austin has accomplished everything he ever wanted in business. Now, he needs more. To get away he turns to a fantasy video game. He just wants peace and quiet, play as a dwarf, build a house, do some smithing and character building. His idea of the perfect fantasy game. Then he learns their secret. If he gets caught, it means death. He’ll need help along the way. How can he convince anyone they’re slaves in a bigger game and stay under the radar?
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of the Top Five LitRPG Stories
- By Don Gilbert on 03-05-18
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Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 957
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 869
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 870
In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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1 out of 5 stars
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The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
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Dodge Tank
- Crystal Shards Online Series, Book 1
- By: Rick Scott
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,194
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,012
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,010
Ryan's life sucks. His brother is a jerk, his mom is sick, and his legs are next to useless thanks to a neurological disorder. Plus the world ended two centuries ago from nuclear war. Now the only escape from reality being the massive VR world of Crystal Shards Online. But even in the game, Ryan's life sucks. He works as a miner, earning not nearly enough to afford the operation that will save his mom. When Ryan discovers an item that grants the ability to dodge any attack, however, he has the chance to become one of the game world's most elite and sought after players: a Dodge Tank.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Multiple Classes?! Mostly, but Multiple Classes!!
- By Sheldon "Tech" on 06-17-18
By: Rick Scott
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Warrior: Monster Slayer
- Monsterworld Saga, Book 1
- By: Sam Ryder
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,271
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,166
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,165
Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
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1 out of 5 stars
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for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
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The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 1
- By: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 33,674
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31,104
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31,044
Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction. Can Richter forge allegiances to survive this harsh and unforgiving world or will he fall to the dark denizens of this ancient and unforgiving realm? A tale to shake "The Land" itself, measuring 10/10 on the Richter scale, how will Richter's choices shape the future of The Land and all who reside in it?
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2 out of 5 stars
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A bit cringy
- By Jeremy Schultz on 03-13-18
By: Aleron Kong
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Ascend Online
- Ascend Online, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 17 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15,526
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 14,400
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14,357
Diving into a revolutionary new video game, Marcus and his friends escape a stagnant society, entering into a world that defies their wildest imaginations. But from the moment that he logs in, Marcus finds himself separated from his friends and thrown into a remote village under attack by a horde of goblins. Forced into battle, Marcus rallies the beleaguered villagers and, with their help, manages to drive off the invading creatures. With the village in ruins and their supplies spoiled, the villagers turn to Marcus for help in rebuilding the village.
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2 out of 5 stars
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An interesting attempt that mostly fell flat
- By Keith R. Dercole on 06-20-18
By: Luke Chmilenko
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Thinblade
- Sovereign of the Seven Isles, Book 1
- By: David A. Wells
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 18 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,437
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,316
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,324
When second son Alexander Valentine loses his brother to an assassin's arrow, he discovers that his family protects an ancient secret and reluctantly finds himself at the center of the final battle of a war that was supposed to have ended two thousand years ago. Pursued by the dark minions of an ancient enemy, Alexander flees to the mountain city of Glen Morillian where he discovers that he is the heir to the throne of Ruatha, one of the Seven Isles, but before he can claim the throne he must recover the ancient Thinblade.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Worst Book I've Ever Listened To or Read
- By Samantha S on 11-29-16
By: David A. Wells
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Hero of Thera
- By: Eric Nylund
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 958
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 904
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 901
Be a hero in the ultimate game. Are you a top-rated gamer? Then you might have the skills to play the Game...where players are sponsored by actual demon lords, gods and goddesses, or Lovecraftian nightmares. Enter Thera, a real kingdom at the crossroads of many other worlds, but with all the augmented-reality interfaces, character progression, and game mechanics that players know and love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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you will have a load of fun
- By Midwestbonsai on 09-12-17
By: Eric Nylund
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All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault
- By: James Alan Gardner
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 179
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 161
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Story4 out of 5 stars 161
Kim Lam is an ordinary college student until a freak scientific accident (what else?) transforms Kim and three housemates into Sparks - and drafts them into the never-ending war between the Light and Dark. They struggle to master their new abilities - and (of course) to design cool costumes and come up with great hero-names. Turns out that "accident" was just the first salvo in a Mad Genius's latest diabolical scheme. Now it's up to four newbie heroes to save the day, before they even have a chance to figure out what their team's name should be!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start to a new series!
- By Donaithnen on 11-16-17
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Raiya: Starter Zone
- Archon's Chosen, Book 1
- By: Russell Wilbinski
- Narrated by: Michael David Axtell
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 433
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 400
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 400
Skree loved playing Massively Multiplayer online role-playing games. When he becomes the first player to reach level 100 in his favorite game, he is offered the chance to test a brand new game. Never one to read the fine print, he jumped at the chance to be the very first player to see the brand new game. But some opportunities are just too good to be true. Awaking to find himself trapped in a brand new world and struggling to survive, James must find a way to master the game and escape the world of Raiya.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Just wasn't my kind of LITRPG
- By David on 12-20-18
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God of War II
- By: Robert E. Vardeman
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 328
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 290
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 289
This is the second official tie-in novel to the hugely successful God of War series of video games, set in the rich and thrilling world of Greek mythology. In this sequel, Kratos, the game's protagonist, is a great warrior who seeks revenge on the gods of Olympus after repeated betrayals. On his journey to Olympus, Kratos must battle great monsters of legend - and fight his own inner demons.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good, But Not Complete.
- By Anonymous User on 09-16-20
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Assassin's Blade
- The White Mage Saga, Book 0
- By: Ben Hale
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 470
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 412
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 411
Renowned for his flawless kills, the Swordsman is one of the most lethal mages on Earth. His reputation for subtlety allows him to command a high price - despite his singular rule. He does not kill innocents. Recently, his employer has been a secretive group known as the Harbingers, whose latest target is not who he seems. Known only as Hawk, the man proves to be an elusive quarry.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Short but sweet, recommend.
- By Bruce Derflinger on 03-22-21
By: Ben Hale
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Tesser: A Dragon Among Us
- A Reemergence Novel, Book 1
- By: Chris Philbrook
- Narrated by: James Foster
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,064
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,815
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,814
Tesser, the dragon of life itself, is one of seven: Earth’s primordial draconic guardians, destined to oversee its development and safety. Species rose and fell, and 10,000 years ago...Tesser disappeared. The golden dragon woke up this morning, buried deep beneath the city of Boston, with no idea how he got there, and no idea how humanity grew so fast and learned so much while he was away. He is lost, a fish out of water. Where is the magic? He’s got a lot of catching up to do if he’s going to find his missing sister and stop an incursion of daemons from beyond the Veil.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I dont think the author has ever actually communicated with another human being.
- By Konrad on 04-11-16
By: Chris Philbrook
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The Archemi Online Chronicles Boxset: Books 1, 2 & 3
- A LitRPG Epic Fantasy Series (The Archemi Online Chronicles)
- By: James Osiris Baldwin
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel, and others
- Length: 45 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 396
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 353
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 353
Before being conscripted to fight in the Total War, Private Hector Park had a shattered family, a collection of old video games, and a promising career as a motorcycle stuntman. Now, he is dying from a virus threatening humankind with extinction. He has three days to live. When Hector’s brother contacts him after years of hostile silence, Hector goes to try and make peace. But his brother offers him something even better: the chance to cheat death by joining him in Archemi, a full-immersion fantasy VR-RPG video game.
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4 out of 5 stars
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fun narration & characters buuut...
- By ERIC ESTES on 01-29-24
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Advent
- Red Mage, Book 1
- By: Xander Boyce
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,958
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,547
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,543
Drew Michalik was working in a top-secret facility in Washington, DC, when the Advent began. As all electronics in the world simply ceased to work, blue screens filled with information appeared before him. Drew was given access to a mana interface and a limited number of reality-altering crystals called Xatherite. Following the instructions on his vision-impairing screens, he "slotted" his Xatherite and changed his fate: He gained the ability to cast spells. Now alone in the dark, he must battle through the government bunker turned dungeon in a desperate bid for survival.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Kona Blend
- By Randy on 01-10-19
By: Xander Boyce
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The Dead Rogue
- An NPC’s Path, Book 1
- By: Pavel Kornev, Petr Burov - translator, Irene Woodhead - translator, and others
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 389
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 346
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 345
A game is only a game if you can quit. This is something I learned the hard way. I just wanted to let off some steam in virtual reality and ended up getting murdered and imprisoned in the body of one of the undead - slow, clumsy, and cursed to die at the hand of other players over and over again. The only way out of this awful predicament was to find the legendary Scroll of Rebirth, but the helpless plague-ridden corpse would need to be turned into a real killing machine. If only people knew what it was like to level up a dead rogue....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Don't be fooled it is BAD
- By David on 11-06-18
By: Pavel Kornev, and others
What listeners say about Power, Poseidon, and Piña Coladas
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- Anthony
- 01-10-20
I didn't enjoy this book as much as the first.
It's still a little interesting, but I was hoping that the end of the last book meant the character had evolved and became something more, but I was wrong. It feels like the character is no different than before and is only trying to keep his promise to his ally and not to the other character from book 1. I listened hoping that it would get better but it did't not for me anyway. It's still a little funny but towards the end it just was a to be continued book, The librarian mystery never got solved.
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Camila Brianna Belbin
- 07-19-19
Humorous & Witty Sequel
This was a really good sequel! After Lacerto defeated his imprisoner, the whole pantheon is out for his head. He must find allies to help him and he picks many powerful and deadly monsters who hold grudges against the gods. While this is all going on, the goddess of war is using the mess he made to bring the destruction of the world. The characters were all likable, unique, and witty and always had you guessing what would come next. I don’t think I can get enough of Lacerto’s sidekick and his snarky personality. Once again, there were tons of humorous and violent moments with a lot of alcohol and cursing.
Christopher did another great job with this narration! I love the different voices that he gives each character and how easy it is to distinguish them. He knows how to bring the story to life and keep you engaged from start to finish!
*I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
- Kindle Customer
- 01-15-20
Didn't even finish this short story.
While I don't mind some swearing. I bought this book for a short ride with my nieces. After the third what the fuck. We changed to a more appropriate story. Like my grandma said those words are for uneducated.
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