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Cooking with Disaster, Book 3
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MacLeod Andrews
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Dakota Krout
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Food is almost plentiful. Round one is coming to an egg-citing end. Watch out for that double cross.
Nacho and the Chips Guild are expanding rapidly, both in membership as well as reclaiming land for their burgeoning city. The presence of a cook allows people to gather in large numbers without fear of starving to death, though the reluctant Guild Leader knows better than to let people get too comfortable. Careful management of people has never been his forte, but luckily he has surrounded himself with people who can get that job done as he focuses on learning to craft proper meals.
As Nacho begins to find a sense of peace in his life, he is suddenly thrust into a new battle when the CruxTerrans launch a surprise attack. They seize several of Nacho's closest friends and use them to unlock a hidden portal that will determine the fate of Earth as well as CruxTerra. The Guild Leader and his adversaries are thrust into a daunting challenge that neither side is prepared for, testing their abilities...and especially their willpower.
The endgame is in view, and starvation is on the table.
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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- Robert S. Taylor
- 03-06-24
Had to finish in a day!
I could not go to bed until I finished the book. There is no way I could have been able to go to bed with the tantalizing twists and I am not referring to doughnuts.
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-07-24
Silly victory over candy
Its a fun listen. Ice creams monsters. 5 sword guys who are totally not disposable. And we all fear Nibbles
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- Kayden Dees
- 04-28-24
so fun! so visual!
all 3 of these books were great! I want more!!! so fun and so visual. very easy to follow along.
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- taylor spencer
- 05-12-24
rootbeer yummy
liked it lot. it was fun. thank for the book and all the other books
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- anthony
- 11-19-24
great
awesome series with lots of great puns seems The author ended this story but here's hoping we get more books
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- David
- 01-27-25
Excellent story
This book builds on the previous story and continues to be very entertaining and unpredictable. MacLeod is an outstanding narrator and really adds to the overall experience, very well done. Look forward to the next in this series, hopefully soon. Highly recommended.
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- Hallfam
- 03-08-24
The best omelet ever
Delightfully delicious and witty! Adventure, humor, and creative combat all rolled into one scrumptious burrito.
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- Richard
- 03-11-24
Fun end? to a fun series!
finale the Victor is crowned! One side defeats the other and the losing side can expect to be wiped out! Fun story in a horrible game world! We now know who wins... round 1! Hope fully there will be more books in this world covering round 2 and beyond!
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- Aaron Turner
- 03-21-24
A great story, full of dynamic characters, with a unique setting full or humor
I’m new to the LitRPG game and this is a great introduction. I would highly recommend this to anyone potentially interested in the genre - for parents scanning reviews, I would say this is appropriate for high school age or up. Like the title states, I am impressed with the author’s creativity, lack of predictability, and overall story creation. I got hooked on the series midway through book one, and I consumed books two and three as fast as possible - even losing sleep to continue listening. The humor is constant and multi leveled. Highly recommend this. Slight spoilers below for elaboration on previous.
Parents, concerning themes include cursing, dark humor, and imminent human mortality. Do not worry about sexual themes. There is minimal sexual content: minor innuendos two to three times.
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- Robert
- 04-01-24
Truly Enjoyable!
Loved it, every character is well designed the combat is so detailed! Loved every moment of these books! Hoping for more !!!
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