Myth Protector

Myth Protector, Book 1

By: Jamie Hawke

Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton

As they fight a war of good and evil in our world, the Fairy Tales need a protector.

All I wanted to do was take a break from college to check out LegendFest, some good ol' cosplay, and maybe find a lady to hit it off with. You never know, right?

My life took a new direction, though, when I found out myths like Red Riding Hood are real, and they’re in an ongoing war against evil to save us all. More than that, they are being hunted, mistaken as humanity's enemy. They need a mortal to serve as their protector, someone to keep them out of harm's way while leading the battle against the likes of the Big Bad Wolf, Baba Yaga, and other evil legends.

Now, I am that protector.

It's a tough job, but it's everything I've ever dreamed of. Even more so when Red and some of the other ladies show interest in me in more ways than just my ability to wield a magic blade.

Note: It gets saucy. We have fun on the streets and even more in the sheets, so you might not want to hear my tale if sexy fun scares you more than witches and ghouls. If you're a fan of Once Upon a Time or Fables/Wolf Among Us but also enjoy harem and the spice of life, this book's for you.

©2018 Double Down Press (P)2019 Podium Publishing

f***

if this guy had this much gain he wouldn't have a chance to go to Comcast or whatever he's been too busy with women I mean two three at a time I was young once too but that much way too much sex

Original and Hot as Hell

Jamie Hawke really blew me away here. I didn't know what to expect when I picked this up. The premise sounded crazy to be honest. I fired it up making a long late night drive and it really got the hooks in me man. The action is good and the story is original and interesting, it has plenty of hot sex scenes that really deliver. One of my favorite things on Audible right now.

Good book

I have enjoyed this wonderful book about the life of college student that learns about fairy tales

What a Rollercoaster

The characters of childhood are given a more modern and grown up spin...this story will have you laughing at some scenes...shaking your head at others and hoping no one notices your blush in some...all over an amazing story which I can't wait to hear the next one to find out what our heros get into next

Consistent Jamie Hawke book

Protagonist: Check
Harem of hotties: Check
Lot of pussy references: Buffer overflow error.

Really enjoyed Teddy Hamilton’s performance as well.

Would have liked more introspection on the classes and the growth tree. Or a slightly clearer essence gathering mechanism.

Comedy

Made me laugh so much in the first hour gets an automatic 5 stars lol

Get past the first chapter

As usual with Jamie Hawke, at least for me, the first chapter almost makes me want to stop. If you can get past it and like this type of story it’s a good listen.

I don’t know something about how they start just comes off as weird but then you kinda set in, get the pace of the story and you’re good to go.

Had potential

So this is a raunchy story. And the description of such is equivalent to watching the static channels of old. It’s something it’s not a useful something. The story could actually have been decent without it. It is comically poorly described with how descriptive those scenarios are.

Grimm's X-Rated Fairy Tale

An interesting take on real world interaction with Grimm-style story characters. It kind of had hints of American Gods' presentation of mythological creatures in modern society mixed with with a level-up mechanic from a fantasy RPG video game. Also, there is an abundance of sex. The setup for the sex scenes was a bit rough and, in some cases, seemed forced. The narration was great with clear differences between the voices of the different characters.

Too much smut.

Very interesting concept, but it has a ridiculous sex scene every 5 minutes. I don't mind adult content that makes sense with the story, but this guy seems to have decided that the adult content is the only thing in the story.