Moochers in Crime
A Dirk & Patsy Story
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Narrated by:
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Violet Meadow
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By:
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Justice Gray
About this listen
Patsy is bored with her husband and makes up stories of abuse in order to get away from him. She doesn't have much, but soon decides she can make lots of money if she prostitutes herself - first to men, then to women. Dirk and Patsy join criminal forces, with Dirk being Patsy's pimp; later Patsy plans to groom her daughter for teenage prostitution. Their high, rich lifestyle has them running out of money in a short time, so they constantly come up with ways to mooch off other people. When that isn't enough, Dirk steals money from his elderly parents, who have signs of dementia, and then plots to kill them - twice.
Will there be a tragic ending for Patsy and Dirk, or not? Hang on to your seat as this thriller unfolds its suspense, intertwined with webs of romance, lies, sex, and crime, and a plethora of unusual events that climax with deep emotions and vivid erotic images.
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