Legitimate Kid
A Memoir
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Aida Rodriguez
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Aida Rodriguez
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“Aida Rodriguez is part of the next wave of talented comedic storytellers that I dreamt about when I was trying to break down barriers in the industry. Besides being a fierce Latina powerhouse, she’s FUNNY AS HELL! So buy this book. No really, BUY THIS BOOK!!! I don’t want any problems, ya heard?!”—John Leguizamo, Emmy and Tony Award–winning actor, writer, and producer
A poignant and moving memoir-in-essays from stand-up comedian Aida Rodriguez on the power of overcoming hardship and transforming pain into laughter.
Aida Rodriguez has, to put it mildly, lived a whirlwind life. Her rags-to-riches story is mind-blowing: She was kidnapped as a child by her mother in the Dominican Republic and brought to the US. She was later kidnapped again by her grandmother and uncle and moved from New York to Florida. As an adult, she ended a difficult marriage and endured homelessness with her children in Los Angeles. But through it all she never lost her sense of humor.
Born with a wonderful wit and an irrepressible spirit, Aida used her gifts and worked tirelessly, turning tragedy and pain into biting comedy that takes on everything from misogyny and racism to social media and news headlines. She eventually released a hit HBO Max special, which led to multiple development deals—success that won her a nationwide audience, opened doors, and helped her expand the way Latinos are represented in comedy.
In this, her highly anticipated first book, Aida charts her many ups and downs. From personal setbacks to career highs and everything in between, Legitimate Kid is endearing, shocking, and ultimately life-affirming.
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Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.
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A-FREAKING-MAZING!!!
- By Bernadette on 05-30-21
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American Psycho
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
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Breakfast of Champions
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- Narrated by: John Malkovich
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
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Heads Will Roll
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
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- luna
- 01-31-24
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I really appreciate Aida’s story it gives a voice and creates a mirror to see myself within her memoir.
There are parts of the books I can tell she was choked up and the pain was felt with her vibration of her tone. It made me cry, laugh, and evoke buried emotions.
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- Iliana
- 04-04-24
Good time
This was really relatable and refreshing. I loved it! Boricua baby me gusta! Aida did great
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- cynthia lopez
- 11-17-23
I was not expecting to cry this much.
What a beautiful story so relatable. I didn’t think I would be so moved listening to this story, I found myself at my desk in tears on more than one occasion. Thank you for sharing your story you’re truly an inspiration.
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- Vanesa
- 02-09-24
Honest vulnerable and powerful!
Honest vulnerable and powerful! A beautiful example of growth and resilience. Aida takes you on a journey.
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- Jasmine G
- 09-20-24
love her and her story but the delivery is monotone
i love her and her work. the book is interesting but she reads it in such a monotone way she seems bored.
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- Sandra
- 11-10-23
Hits so close to home
I identified with so many of Aida's experiences and emotions that, at times, it felt like she was telling my story. Her story moved me to tears, but that very last line really hit me in the feels. It was a short sentence but a very powerful one. Great book!
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- Anonymous User
- 05-17-24
Aida, you are tried and true.
I do not have the words to describe how amazing and bright Aida is, I just know this is a life changing book for me as it gave me a light to chase. Aida you have no idea (well maybe you do) how powerful your story is, thank you so much for sharing it with the world.
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- Amelia Crosland
- 01-14-24
Finding and realizing that you are Legitimate; no matter what your last name is…
I truly enjoyed the entire book. Finally meeting her father and siblings in the DR. The Strengths and Love of her Grandmother ❤️. Her Loving, caring and protective uncles.
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- Mr. Abbott
- 12-19-23
Insightful. illuminating and entertaining.
Comedy is built from tragedy. Aida's quest to become a legitimate kid was touching, honest and beautifully written.
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- Pamela L. Atkins
- 11-12-23
Such a compelling story but….
I absolutely love Aida. Her comedy so hilarious and smart. I enjoyed the book but I found the delivery robotic and lacking emotion. It is definitely worth listening to but just be aware that the delivery is somewhat lacking.
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