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Robyn Peterman
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I did not order the extra slice of Armageddon to go with my midlife crisis. Apparently, if you’re an Immortal, it comes free of charge.
I have until sundown tomorrow to get to a parallel plane of existence, save my family, and kick bad-guy butt all before the world ends.
Impossible, right?
Not according to my posse of whackado buddies. They like to remind me that nothing is impossible as long as I believe.
Well, I’m about to be the mother of all believers.
Armed with nothing but a folder titled “Sh*t Pile” and backed by a few fabulous drag queens, a toothpick-chewing nutjob, a sweetheart with a penchant for sharing disgusting facts, and an ice queen who doesn’t play nice with others, we have our work cut out for us.
Time is not on my side, and I am having one hell of a midlife crisis.
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- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
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Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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As the Underworld Turns
- The Good to the Last Demon Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
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What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she’s a Demon? A sitcom, of course. Age is just a number unless you’re an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of the hit show Camp Bites. Today, I’m still living it down.After a disastrous soap opera audition and getting fired from a TV show for not having a bodacious enough backside, one would think I’d be smart enough to go into real estate. Nope. Just found out from the rudest, meanest, and hottest guy alive that I’m a Demon.
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Save your time & credit or money
- By Krystle Campos on 12-09-22
By: Robyn Peterman
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The Write Hook
- The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Four months of wallowing in embarrassed depression should be enough. I’m beginning to realize that no one is who they seem to be, and my life story might be spinning out of my control. It’s time to take a shower, put on a bra, and wear something other than sweatpants. Difficult, but doable. With my friends - real and imaginary - by my side, I need to edit my life before the elusive darkness comes for all of us.
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The first half of a book😡
- By Buttons on 07-26-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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Sea Shenanigans: Volume 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Jessica Almasy, Amanda Ronconi, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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Come on an adventure with my mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get three hilarious stories all in one big book. You'll get: Book 1 - Tallulah’s Temptation; Book 2 - Ariel’s Antics; and Book 3 - Misty’s Mayhem.
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Good narrators...
- By HappyMom on 07-25-19
By: Robyn Peterman
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Cloudy With a Chance of Witchcraft (A Paranormal Women's Fiction Romance Novel)
- Grimm Cove, Book 1
- By: Mandy M. Roth
- Narrated by: Allyson Voller
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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When it rains, it pours...and sometimes love finds you even when you can’t find yourself. Fate has given me a second chance at the happiness I once knew in the odd Southern town of Grimm Cove. But only if I can come to terms with some rather eye-opening revelations. Supernaturals are a real thing. I'm a witch. My high school sweetheart, who happens to be the Chief of Police in Grimm Cove, is my fated mate and a wolf-shifter. Ghosts exist and can be very nosy and meddlesome. Someone is murdering witches left and right.
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Kinda sexist and ridiculous
- By Nikki Rose on 10-31-20
By: Mandy M. Roth
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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Robert!
- By Deirdre G. Robertson on 11-11-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis
- The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
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Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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As the Underworld Turns
- The Good to the Last Demon Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she’s a Demon? A sitcom, of course. Age is just a number unless you’re an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of the hit show Camp Bites. Today, I’m still living it down.After a disastrous soap opera audition and getting fired from a TV show for not having a bodacious enough backside, one would think I’d be smart enough to go into real estate. Nope. Just found out from the rudest, meanest, and hottest guy alive that I’m a Demon.
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Save your time & credit or money
- By Krystle Campos on 12-09-22
By: Robyn Peterman
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The Write Hook
- The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Four months of wallowing in embarrassed depression should be enough. I’m beginning to realize that no one is who they seem to be, and my life story might be spinning out of my control. It’s time to take a shower, put on a bra, and wear something other than sweatpants. Difficult, but doable. With my friends - real and imaginary - by my side, I need to edit my life before the elusive darkness comes for all of us.
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The first half of a book😡
- By Buttons on 07-26-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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Sea Shenanigans: Volume 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Jessica Almasy, Amanda Ronconi, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Come on an adventure with my mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get three hilarious stories all in one big book. You'll get: Book 1 - Tallulah’s Temptation; Book 2 - Ariel’s Antics; and Book 3 - Misty’s Mayhem.
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Good narrators...
- By HappyMom on 07-25-19
By: Robyn Peterman
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Cloudy With a Chance of Witchcraft (A Paranormal Women's Fiction Romance Novel)
- Grimm Cove, Book 1
- By: Mandy M. Roth
- Narrated by: Allyson Voller
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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When it rains, it pours...and sometimes love finds you even when you can’t find yourself. Fate has given me a second chance at the happiness I once knew in the odd Southern town of Grimm Cove. But only if I can come to terms with some rather eye-opening revelations. Supernaturals are a real thing. I'm a witch. My high school sweetheart, who happens to be the Chief of Police in Grimm Cove, is my fated mate and a wolf-shifter. Ghosts exist and can be very nosy and meddlesome. Someone is murdering witches left and right.
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Kinda sexist and ridiculous
- By Nikki Rose on 10-31-20
By: Mandy M. Roth
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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Robert!
- By Deirdre G. Robertson on 11-11-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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Gypsy Magic
- A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- By: J.R. Rain, H.P. Mallory
- Narrated by: Kelley Huston
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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Welcome to Haven Hollow, a town of monsters. After dating a string of losers and banishing a poltergeist, I packed up my Los Angeles life and my 11-year-old son, and moved...to a town in Oregon with a population of 680. Well, 682 now. Culture shock anyone? Ahem, never mind that.... New starts can happen anywhere, right? I hope so, because I need to start the next chapter of my 43-year life pronto. So, why Haven Hollow? For one reason - there aren’t any witches here. And a witch can make a gypsy’s life...complicated. Oh, right, I’ve put the cart before the horse.
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Gypsy Magic and Good Ole Monsters
- By Michelle Bever Books on 07-19-21
By: J.R. Rain, and others
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Fashionably Dead
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.
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Porn
- By Jo Mc on 05-11-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.
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This is funny?
- By Alexis on 05-28-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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A Ghoulish Midlife
- Witching After Forty Series, Book 1
- By: Lia Davis, L.A. Boruff
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 4 hrs
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Widow and empty nester Ava Harper never dreamed of turning 40 without the love of her life. Nor did she know she would bury her favorite aunt, who raised her after the death of her mother, a few years later. Then again, she doesn't have the power of foresight. No, her powers are much darker. With her only son off to college and her life savings depleted, Ava returns home to Shipton Harbor, Maine. When an old friend of the family turns up dead, Ava must delve deep into the powers she's repressed all her adult life to find the killer. Now she must open up to her own wells of dark magic.
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Interesting new witchy focus
- By HBKreger on 05-23-21
By: Lia Davis, and others
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Cozy Witch Mysteries: Special Edition Box Set of 8 Books
- Angela Pepper Box Sets and Bundles
- By: Angela Pepper
- Narrated by: Tiffany Williams, Rosemary Benson
- Length: 77 hrs and 20 mins
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A small town with big secrets. A neighbor who bites. Plus a house with a mind of its own. Welcome to Wisteria.
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Tech Problems
- By KKH on 06-29-23
By: Angela Pepper
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Making Midlife Magic
- Forty Is Fabulous, Book 1
- By: Heloise Hull
- Narrated by: Kitty Hendrix
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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After finding my soon-to-be ex-husband together with my soon-to-be ex-assistant, I realize his "for better or for worse" didn't include my 40s. An extended vacation on a remote Italian island sounds like the perfect antidote to a midlife crisis - until I arrive. I'm expecting Chianti and pasta. What I get is a run-down bed-and-breakfast with the oldest Nonna in existence. There's something about this island. Something odd. Like how everyone keeps calling me Mamma or how I'm the first tourist in decades.
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beware cliffhanger
- By Deb on 07-01-21
By: Heloise Hull
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A Quick Bite
- By: Lynsay Sands
- Narrated by: Victoria McGee
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
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Lissianna has been spending her centuries pining for Mr. Right, not just a quick snack, and this sexy guy she finds in her bed looks like he might be a candidate. But there's another, more pressing issue: her tendency to faint at the sight of blood . . . an especially annoying quirk for a vampire. Of course it doesn't hurt that this man has a delicious-looking neck. What kind of cold-blooded vampire woman could resist a bite of that?
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- By Karen on 04-28-10
By: Lynsay Sands
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Sweatpants and Spells
- Midlife Magic in Marshmallow Series, Book 1
- By: Keira Blackwood
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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I knew hot flashes were supposed to be hot, but I didn't expect flames. One day I'm in anger management, normalizing the cordial hate between me and my husband. The next, we're divorced, and he has taken both our house and the business we built together. I'm 40 years old and living above our empty restaurant, plotting my next move. And then the world around starts lighting up - literally catching on fire. I'm starting to think my defining characteristic may not be my snark or my cupcake-baking prowess, but spontaneous combustion.
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Thoroughly enjoyed this first in a new series
- By Dawn on 10-20-21
By: Keira Blackwood
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Sugar Shack Witch Mysteries Boxed Set
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 21 hrs and 50 mins
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Danielle Garrett presents the Sugar Shack Witch Mysteries, a paranormal cozy mystery series filled with magic, mystery, family squabbles, sassy heroines, and a mysterious monster hunter—all with a little sugar sprinkled on top.
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Incomplete Box Set
- By E H on 11-02-24
By: Danielle Garrett
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Magical Midlife Madness (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Leveling Up, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Emlyn McFarland, Tia Shearer, Marni Penning, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Original Recording
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"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of twenty years packs up and heads for greener pastures and my son leaves for college, that's exactly what my life becomes. Do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at forty I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills. I'll be taking care of a centuries old house that called to me when I was a kid.
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If an abridged version was abridged
- By Amy on 07-10-24
By: K.F. Breene
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Rogue Ethereal: The Complete Series
- By: Annie Anderson
- Narrated by: Cassandra Parker
- Length: 33 hrs and 47 mins
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I was burned at the stake at 14...I was drowned in a lake when I was 24...at 27, I was stoned in a public square. I have died a hundred times in a hundred different ways, usually at the hands of the humans I've tried to save. But when a pregnant young woman finds her way into my tattoo shop with a demon on her tail, things go from bad to worse. Being a centuries-old witch isn't going to help me—nothing will. This time I might just die in a way that sticks...permanently.
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Loved it
- By Anonymous User on 06-12-23
By: Annie Anderson
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Paranormal Bed & Breakfast Mysteries Box Set
- The Complete Cozy Mystery Series
- By: Joynell Schultz
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 17 hrs and 27 mins
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When two chefs wind up dead at a quaint bed-and-breakfast, it’s up to sleuthing witch Kyla to crack the case. But with trouble brewing in the kitchen and no shortage of suspects, will Kyla’s magical abilities be enough to outsmart a devious killer? This spellbinding paranormal cozy mystery series is one you won’t want to miss! Description from Book 1 (Magically Murdered) Kyla knows a lot about magic but nothing about working kitchen magic. When the police hire her to go undercover as Moonstruck Manor’s newest culinary mastermind and investigate the mysterious deaths of the manor’s...
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dont like AI narative
- By Jaru1821 on 07-04-24
By: Joynell Schultz
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- Midari
- 03-24-24
when is the next book!
moor sex then I like and these books could stand alone without the romance. that said I love the characters and storyline. I screamed at the end Nooooo! now I have wait for the next book to come out. can you say cliff hanger?
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- Teresa L. Gilbert
- 05-12-24
OMG tame the dang narrator!!!
I really have enjoyed the story and progression. Having said that the narrator has been almost too much to continue listening. Non stop obnoxious screaming makes using ear buds problematic. And what’s up with the ridiculous amount of F bombs? Earlier books had a reasonable amount that fit with the story and characters. Now it’s like a filler that adds nothing to the story.
Come on, earlier books were a pleasure to listen to. Now I have to suffer through the screaming and repeated destruction of the house, trees, and the yard. If you’ve run out of ideas or passion for the body of work send it to the light.
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- Janet Green
- 12-06-23
Nothing short of awesome!
For the love of everything nightmare inducing! I cannot in good conscience give a bad review for the length of the book, only the content… First, as always Robyn Peterman did outstanding in the story line, the flow of the story and the freaking plot. And of course the plot twist at the END! I think I’m channeling Jennifer… I need some wine and peanut butter cookies, yumm! Anyway… the narrator did amazingly, as always. Second, the way Jessica Almassi portrayed and brought to life all these characters, nothing short of perfection. I am hooked on this series and even though it was SHORT, I really enjoyed the hell out it. I had to listen to it twice just so I made sure I didn’t miss anything. 5 ⭐️, 10 🍫 and 20 wisdom ✨. Can’t wait for the next one!
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- Karri McDonald
- 12-16-23
Fast paced action
Another amazing tale, that keeps you on the edge of your sit. Daisy and her team unravel the clues to save her mate and brother, while making the listener not wanting to miss a minute of this incredible story.
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- Carrie M.
- 02-07-24
Love this series.
So yes, there is a lot of repetitive story line in these books, however if you like a little fantasy mixed with humor and just good hearted fun? Then have a listen.
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- Diane Holzer
- 02-29-24
love these books!
can't wait for book 11 to come out. wasn't sure I would like this type of story but it is really good.
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- Misha
- 04-19-24
This is an excellent book
the story is very entertaining all of the books are good. The books were a reminder of lessons I have forgotten, they stand as a reminder. I enjoyed them thoroughly.
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- moosenbratsmommy
- 04-15-24
Took longer than the other titles
I had a hard time just staying with it but I love the author's work and the narrator's voice - I think I was just having a block of my own. Either way, I finally finished and as usual, I loved the book.
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- Sheena Bambus
- 12-06-23
I love this series
This one had me laughing out loud more than once. Poor Daisy does not get an effin break. However with good friends and family she always makes it through. I can’t wait till the next one.
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- Heather schutz
- 02-09-24
Magic
I like that she slowly transforms into a magical woman Can’t wait for more books to come.
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