If Chins Could Kill
Confessions of a B Movie Actor
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Bruce Campbell
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Bruce Campbell
About this listen
Life is full of choices. Right now, yours is whether or not to buy the autobiography of a mid-grade, kind of hammy actor.
Am I supposed to know this guy? you think to yourself.
No, and that's exactly the point. The truth is that though you might not have a clue who I am, there are countless working stiffs like me out there, grinding away every day at the wheel of fortune.
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor is my first book, and I invite you to ride with me through the choppy waters of blue collar Hollywood.
Okay, so buy the damned book already!
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2 out of 5 stars
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What a disappointment.
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By: James Garner, and others
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Stories I Only Tell My Friends
- An Autobiography
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- Narrated by: Rob Lowe
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 13,951
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 12,247
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 12,166
A teen idol at 15, an international icon and founder of the Brat Pack at 20, and one of Hollywood's top stars to this day, Rob Lowe chronicles his experiences. Never mean-spirited or salacious, Lowe delivers unexpected glimpses into his successes, disappointments, relationships, and one-of-a-kind encounters with people who shaped our world over the last 25 years. These stories are as entertaining as they are unforgettable.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Book and Great Story
- By Natalie J. Belle MD on 04-30-11
By: Rob Lowe
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Caddyshack
- The Making of a Hollywood Cinderella Story
- By: Chris Nashawaty
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 500
Caddyshack is one of the most beloved comedies of all time, a classic snobs vs. slobs story of working-class kids and the white-collar buffoons that make them haul their golf bags in the hot summer sun. It has sex, drugs, and one very memorable candy bar, but the movie we all know and love didn't start out that way, and everyone who made it certainly didn't have the word classic in mind as the cameras were rolling.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not Really About Caddyshack Until Hour 5
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By: Chris Nashawaty
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Confessions of a Puppetmaster
- A Hollywood Memoir of Ghouls, Guts, and Gonzo Filmmaking
- By: Charles Band, Adam Felber
- Narrated by: Charles Band, Sean Patrick Hopkins
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 67
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story5 out of 5 stars 59
Zombies, aliens, a little skin, lots of gore - and even more laughs - the cinematic universe of Charles Band is legendary. From the toilet-invading creatures of Ghoulies to the time-travelling bounty hunter in Trancers to the pandemic-crashed Corona Zombies, Band has spent four decades giving B-movie lovers exactly what they love. In Confessions of a Puppetmaster, this congenial master of Grindhouse cinema tells his own story, uncut.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story and narration
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By: Charles Band, and others
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It Takes Two
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 818
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 818
It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the Scott brothers' childhood and rise to fame - from starting their first business at seven years old and their years modeling and acting to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of 18. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not Worth the Time or $2.95
- By Sharlotte on 03-06-18
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What's So Funny?
- My Hilarious Life
- By: Tim Conway, Jane Scovell, Carol Burnett - foreword
- Narrated by: Tim Conway, Carol Burnett, Dick Hill, and others
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Six-time Emmy Award-winning funnyman Tim Conway, best known for his characters on The Carol Burnett Show, offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. There's nothing in the world that Tim Conway would rather do than entertain - and in his first-ever memoir, What's So Funny?, that's exactly what he does.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not narrated by Tim
- By Bob Murdock on 05-05-14
By: Tim Conway, and others
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Coreyography
- By: Corey Feldman
- Narrated by: Corey Feldman
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,923
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,643
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,638
In this brave and moving memoir, Corey Feldman is revealing the truth about what his life was like behind the scenes: His is a past that included physical, drug, and sexual abuse, a dysfunctional family from which he was emancipated at age fifteen, three high-profile arrests for drug possession, a nine-month stint in rehab, and a long, slow crawl back to the top of the box office.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Didn't like the Two Coreys, but liked this.
- By ricketsj on 04-29-14
By: Corey Feldman
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Size Matters Not
- The Extraordinary Life and Career of Warwick Davis
- By: Warwick Davis
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 447
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 414
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Story5 out of 5 stars 413
You may not recognize my name-or my face for that matter-but it's very likely you've seen me at work. I've managed to cram quite a bit into my thirty-year acting career. In fact I've helped put more bums on cinema seats than Will Smith or Tom Hanks. Who else can say that they've helped destroy a Death Star? Defeated an evil sorceress? Taught magic to Harry Potter? Become a Jedi Master? Reluctantly hitchhiked across the galaxy in search of the answer to the Ultimate Question?
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5 out of 5 stars
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I Only Know Who I Am When I Am Somebody Else
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- By: Danny Aiello, Gil Reavill
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
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Beloved stage and screen actor Danny Aiello’s big-hearted memoir reveals a man of passion, integrity, and guts - and lays bare one of the most unlikely success stories ever told. Danny Aiello admits that he backed into his acting career by mistake. That’s easy to see when you begin at the beginning: Raised by his loving and fiercely resilient mother in the tenements of Manhattan and the South Bronx, and forever haunted by the death of his infant brother, Danny struggled early on to define who he was and who he could be.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I want to give Danny Aiello a big hug.
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By: Danny Aiello, and others
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You Might Remember Me
- The Life and Times of Phil Hartman
- By: Mike Thomas
- Narrated by: Corey Snow
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 288
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 264
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Story4 out of 5 stars 266
Both joyous tribute and serious biography, Mike Thomas' You Might Remember Me is a celebration of Phil Hartman's multi-faceted career and an exhaustively reported, warts-and-all examination of his often intriguing and sometimes complicated life - a powerful, humor-filled and disquieting portrait of a man who was loved by many, admired by millions and taken from them far too early.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I Will Remember You Phil Hartman
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By: Mike Thomas
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I'm Hosting as Fast as I Can!
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
In I'm Hosting as Fast as I Can!, Tom elaborates on the process by which he is able to sit calmly and patiently, without being distracted, at any time, no matter how hectic, as well as respond quickly (and hilariously) when Marie Osmond faints at his feet on live TV. Haven't seen it? Check it out on YouTube. The man is always in control.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A wonderful "read"
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By: Tom Bergeron
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Starmaker
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4 out of 5 stars 77
Revealingly candid, this Hollywood memoir is the story of Jay Bernstein, an entertainment industry fixture who helped launch and sustain the careers of many celebrities including Farrah Fawcett and Suzanne Somers. From his childhood in Oklahoma City and his first job in a Hollywood mail room to the ownership of his own public relations firm and his work as a television producer, Bernstein’s life is chronicled in his own words.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Very Entertaining
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Paddle Your Own Canoe
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 13,162
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11,929
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11,850
Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman - who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking - he runs his own woodshop - Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman's childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois, to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.
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5 out of 5 stars
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On the need to acknowledge the role luck plays
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By: Nick Offerman
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Steve McQueen
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4 out of 5 stars 69
One of the top box-office draws of the 1960s and '70s with now-classics such as The Magnificent Seven, The Great Escape, The Thomas Crown Affair, and Bullit, Steve McQueen is renowned as one of the most exciting actors ever to come out of Hollywood. Now, in Steve McQueen: A Biography, best-selling author Marc Eliot gives unique insight into McQueen's life, from his films to his three marriages, many affairs, and struggles with addictions.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Snooze
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By: Marc Eliot
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Rebel
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 181
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 152
In a career spanning five decades, Nick Nolte has endured the rites of Hollywood celebrity. Rising from obscurity to leading roles and Oscar nominations, he has been both celebrated and vilified in the media; survived marriages, divorces, and a string of romances; was named the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine; and suffered public humiliation over his drug and alcohol issues, including a drug-fueled trip down a "long road of nothingness" that ended in arrest.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great read! No fooling.
- By Action Joe on 05-31-18
By: Nick Nolte
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All About Me!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4,153
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,654
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Story5 out of 5 stars 3,640
At 95, the legendary Mel Brooks continues to set the standard for comedy across television, film, and the stage. Now, for the first time, this EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony) winner shares his story in his own words.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful and nostalgic
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Best. Movie. Year. Ever.
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 517
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From a veteran culture writer and modern movie expert, a celebration and analysis of the movies of 1999 - arguably the most groundbreaking year in American cinematic history.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Like talking about movies with a friend
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By: Brian Raftery
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Nevertheless
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,316
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,125
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,118
One of the most accomplished and outspoken actors today chronicles the highs and lows of his life in this beautifully written, candid memoir.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Embarrassingly petty
- By Stacey Robinson on 09-20-18
By: Alec Baldwin
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- Biscutbuu Horror Reviews
- 06-27-18
Must read for Evil Dead fans
Despite being about 17 years old, this book is fantastic and Campbell's performance of his own story is great.
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- Gregory B Kellis
- 09-26-19
Loved it!
First, I do not like biographies or autobiographies. The endless droning about someone's self realization as go on and on about themselves ad naseum. Second, I love Bruce Campbell in all his roles. I got this book ONLY because Bruce Campbell is narrating and I thought it might be mildly entertaining. I was wrong. This book is highly entertaining. Bruce Campbell's wit and witicism show up in both his wrtting and narrating style. There is a natural flow and progression to his story, and the book leads you his life. The really cool part is you learn who Bruce Campbell really is. He is not a typical Hollywood type full of snobery, but a down to earth guy who fought his way to the middle and found he liked it there. He is in fact the same person you enjoy on the screen. If you like Bruce Campbell, read this book. I promise you will enjoy.
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- sonofsoulreaver
- 12-27-17
B Movie Actor gets an A+
This is essential reading for any Bruce Campbell fan. The stories contained herein are amazing. As he states in the opening chapter, Campbell wrote this book for the working man's actor, not the A list celebrity types. The behind the scenes look at everything from his highschool super 8 films to the likes of Hercules and Xena is fascinating. My personal favorite part is the Emails from fans that he has gotten over the years. They range from inspiring to downright creepy. Mr. Campbell, if you're somehow reading this, you've made my world a little better for a few hours. Thanks a million!
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- michael
- 04-10-16
WHO DOESNT LOVE BRUCE CAMPBELL
Would you listen to If Chins Could Kill again? Why?
I have listened to it 3 times, plan on doing it again
Who was your favorite character and why?
Umm.... Bruce ?
Have you listened to any of Bruce Campbell’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I think this is his only one, but I'll listen to anything the man does
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The whole making of the evil dead chapters
Any additional comments?
GREAT BOOK
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- Leland Beauchamp
- 01-10-18
Full of Information
Great book, and it is read by the author himself, the spectacular Bruce Lorne Campbell! he skips around a bit as far as the timeline goes, but it fits with the topic discussed in that moment. his stories are well thought out and presented with clarity. His stories are written with the same level if class and wit that his fans have cone to expect from him. highly recommended. the only complaint is some stories tease you for more. I would love to have heard more about his relationship with the Raimi I family, or time on some shoots. Maybe even some more about rejections he's received.
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- Outpatient8
- 10-24-18
a must...
...for any fan of Mr. Campbell and his assocoated works. or just anyone who enjoys hearing from one ofnthe rare "real" people in hollywood.
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- Glen McKone
- 09-23-16
Bruce has done better, but bio's haven't!!
Entertaining, funny, heart warming, and informative; this is a glimpse at a legend and an industry rarely seen. B list my ass! To rate this Hollywood treasure thus should be grounds to throw out the alphabet!!!
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- Alex Allen
- 04-01-18
Chins, Chins, and more Chins!
Always been a Bruce Campbell fan, and it was interesting hearing his story, and straight from his mouth no less! Thoroughly enjoyed every second of the book and would recommend!
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- Gas Macaroni
- 01-18-19
Hail to the King, baby
I’ve been a huge fan of Bruce Campbell since... 1987... 88? This book is exactly what you’d expect and everything you could hope for. Bruce’s delivery is terrific (especially an anecdote about the great character actor Brion James).
I’m gonna buy his second book now.
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- Nitoro Hakubo
- 06-16-19
One Groovy Dude
I originally got this book as a character for an Ash inspired character of my own. I wanted to tap into the mind of the person behind the legendary 'hero'. What I got instead was an indispensable guide to survival in the competitive world as a creative individual. Amazing! Thank you so much, Bruce.
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