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Narrated by:
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Georgie Leonard
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C. H. Clepitt
About this listen
Is anyone truly prepared for the apocalypse?
Well, Kerry certainly isn't, and she fairly quickly discovers that looking sharp in a business suit and heels is not going to help anyone when there's an apocalypse, with possible zombies!
Together with a super spy, an ex girl guide, and a personal trainer with manly foraging skills, Kerry must battle terrifying religious cults, rich people, and her personal demons, all whilst having the daily chore of deciding what to wear.
This is a laugh-out-loud comedy with romance, heart, and talking badgers and is not to be missed.
What would you wear to the apocalypse? #IWoreHeels
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- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,988
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,828
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,827
The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love this book!
- By a on 11-21-12
By: Seanan McGuire
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What My Best Friend Did
- By: Lucy Dawson
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 129
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Story4 out of 5 stars 117
Alice's life has become a bit boring lately. Her friends are busy getting married and having babies, but she's not ready for those changes in her own life - not even sure she still loves her boyfriend. Then she meets Gretchen. A brand-new, fun and unencumbered friend. Gretchen knows how to have a good time, and she also has a totally gorgeous brother. Before she knows it, Alice has been swept up into her new best friend's world. But Gretchen has a dark secret. Will Alice learn the truth before she throws her old life away?
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3 out of 5 stars
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hmm
- By Claire Lieber on 03-11-19
By: Lucy Dawson
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The Punch Escrow
- By: Tal M. Klein
- Narrated by: Matthew Mercer
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,381
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,198
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,196
Joel Byram is an everyday 22nd century guy. He spends his days training artificial-intelligence engines to act more human, jamming out to 1980s new wave - an extremely obscure genre - and trying to salvage his deteriorating marriage. Joel is pretty much an everyday guy with everyday problems - until he's accidentally duplicated while teleporting. Now Joel must outsmart the shadowy organization that controls teleportation, outrun the religious sect out to destroy it, and find a way to get back to the woman he loves.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Great Premise, terrible execution
- By Perfect Tommy on 09-25-17
By: Tal M. Klein
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Deal Breaker
- The First Myron Bolitar Novel
- By: Harlan Coben
- Narrated by: Jonathan Marosz
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,157
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,375
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,354
Sports agent Myron Bolitar is poised on the edge of the big-time. So is Christian Steele, a rookie quarterback and Myron's prized client. But when Christian gets a phone call from a former girlfriend, a woman who everyone, including the police, believes is dead, the deal starts to go sour. Suddenly Myron is plunged into a baffling mystery of sex and blackmail.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Deal Breaker
- By Lisa on 07-02-08
By: Harlan Coben
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Sex, Murder, and a Double Latte
- By: Kyra Davis
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,929
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,971
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,985
Thriller scribe Sophie Katz is as hard-boiled as a woman who drinks Grande Caramel Brownie Frappuccionos can be. So Sophie knows it's not paranoia, or post-divorce, living-alone-again jitters, when she becomes convinced that a crazed reader is sneaking into her apartment to reenact scenes from her books. The police, however, can't tell a good plot from an unmarked grave.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing
- By Autumn on 01-01-06
By: Kyra Davis
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In the After
- By: Demitria Lunetta
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,517
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,395
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,396
Amy is watching TV when the world is attacked by Them. Most of the population is overtaken, but Amy manages to survive - and even rescue "Baby" a toddler she finds in an abandoned supermarket. Then, after years of hiding, they are miraculously rescued and taken to New Hope, a colony of survivors living in a former government research compound. While at first the colony seems like a dream, with plenty of food, safety, and shelter, New Hope slowly reveals that it is far from ideal. And Amy soon realizes that unless things change, she'll lose Baby - and much more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Riveting New Series
- By Kim Venatries on 01-10-14
By: Demitria Lunetta
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The Keepers Box Set
- Alchemy Series, Books 1-4
- By: Donna Augustine
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 25 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 353
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 316
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 316
For the first time, get all four books in the Alchemy series in one audiobook bundle. The series begins with The Keepers: Two days ago, Jo Davids was a waitress by night and a college kid by day, with the unnerving problem of objects floating around her. One day ago, Jo's sexy boss, Cormac, noticed her for all the wrong reasons when she witnessed a man transform into a monster in the basement of his casino. Today, Cormac ordered her shot. If he's real lucky, she won't die. Because if she does, all hope is lost.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Breathless virgin lusting for bad boys spoiled it
- By Ethosian on 05-12-18
By: Donna Augustine
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Cloche and Dagger
- Hat Shop Mystery Series # 1
- By: Jenn McKinlay
- Narrated by: Karyn O'Bryant
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 849
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 770
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 765
Not only is Scarlett Parker's love life in the loo - as her British cousin Vivian Tremont would say - it's also gone viral with an embarrassing video. So when Viv suggests Scarlett leave Florida to lay low in London, she hops on the next plane across the pond. Viv is the proprietor of Mims's Whims, a ladies' hat shop on Portobello Road bequeathed to both cousins by their beloved grandmother, and she wants Scarlett to finally join her in the millinery business. But a few surprises await Scarlett in London.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Charming story. Disappointing ending.
- By happydisabledmom on 05-27-20
By: Jenn McKinlay
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The World Walker
- The World Walker Series, Book 1
- By: Ian W. Sainsbury
- Narrated by: Todd Boyce
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,921
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,764
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,768
Just outside Los Angeles, a prisoner hidden away for 70 years sits up, gets off the bed and disappears through a solid wall. In Australia, a magician impresses audiences by producing real elephants. Nobody realizes it's not an illusion. Across the world, individuals and organizations with supernatural power suddenly detect the presence of something even they can't understand. At the center of it all, Seb Varden, a 32-year old musician with a secret in his past, slits his wrists, is shot dead and run over on the freeway.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Stuff
- By DobieChuck on 01-15-17
By: Ian W. Sainsbury
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Tomorrow, When the War Began
- Tomorrow Series #1
- By: John Marsden
- Narrated by: Suzi Dougherty
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 886
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 633
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 634
While Ellie and her friends are away in the bush, the world changes. Suddenly they are in the toughest situations humans can confront, facing life and death decisions. They are thrown into a world where they find courage, initiative, spirit and wisdom, or they die.
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5 out of 5 stars
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BEST 4.99$ I EVER SPENT!!!!
- By Trj on 04-05-10
By: John Marsden
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The Birthday Girl
- By: Sue Fortin
- Narrated by: Penelope Rawlins
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 118
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Story4 out of 5 stars 106
Dear Carys, Zoe and Andrea. Come and join me for my 40th birthday adventure weekend, full of mysteries and surprises the like of which you can't imagine. When Joanne's friends reluctantly accept an invitation to her birthday party, it quickly becomes clear that there is more to this weekend than they are expecting. One of them is hiding a secret. And Joanne is planning to reveal it.... A weekend away in a cottage in the woods sounds like fun - until no one can hear your cries for help.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Surprised Me!
- By Yikes on 12-03-17
By: Sue Fortin
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Gods Behaving Badly
- By: Marie Phillips
- Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 445
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 289
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Story4 out of 5 stars 289
Being immortal is not all it once was. Yes, the 12 Greek gods of Olympus are alive and well in the 21st century, but they are crammed together in a London town house: and are none too happy about it. Even more disturbing, their powers are waning.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Delightful fantasy
- By Mike From Mesa on 12-29-07
By: Marie Phillips
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The Unsung Hero
- Troubleshooters, Book 1
- By: Suzanne Brockmann
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor, Melanie Ewbank
- Length: 15 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 503
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 448
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 450
After a near-fatal head injury, Navy SEAL lieutenant Tom Paoletti catches a glimpse of an international terrorist in his New England hometown. When he calls for help, the Navy dismisses the sighting as injury-induced imaginings. In a last-ditch effort to prevent disaster, Tom creates his own makeshift counterterrorism team, assembling his most loyal officers, two elderly war veterans, a couple of misfit teenagers, and Dr. Kelly Ashton.
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4 out of 5 stars
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New narration breathes life into this for me
- By Kindle Customer (VH) on 06-21-16
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White Lies
- By: Lucy Dawson
- Narrated by: Rachel Atkins
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,815
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,214
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,194
A darkly gripping domestic drama about secrets and lies. When you have everything, you have everything to lose.... Alexandra Inglis is a respected family doctor, trusted by her patients to keep their most intimate secrets. And if sometimes the boundaries between duty and desire blur...well, she's only human. But when Alex oversteps a line with Jonathan, one of her patients, she knows she's gone too far.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Kept me guessing!!
- By ROBIN on 05-26-18
By: Lucy Dawson
What listeners say about I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse
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- Sage Donnell
- 04-29-21
So Much Fun!
I loved this audiobook. I wasn't sure what to expect from I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse, and, even after starting it, that sort of held true but in the best way possible.
It's the apocalypse and what's important in light of the end of the world is surprising but somehow always fits. This story is chock-full of twists and turns, sexual fluidity, and satire about gender norms. I loved every minute. I laughed aloud several times, which I don't always do even when I find the material funny.
The only tiny quibble I had was that some of the accents sounded slightly off to my ears, but it was a seriously minor issue. The narration was overall well done and definitely brought the story alive.
I highly recommend this audiobook, and I am excited to delve more into C.H. Clepitt's offerings.
(I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.)
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- Theresa LoRusso
- 02-15-21
I wasn't planning on listening to this all today
Well I have spent the evening in an interesting world with well developed characters undergoing substantial .plot twists.
it is one of those books that continues to draw you in but in such a friendly conversational style that you do not even know that hours have passed. That is a true sign of good writing. I highly recommend you read or listen for yourself.
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