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Christian J. GIlliand
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Dansare Marks
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A temple desecrated. Sealed paths opened. Let the hijinks begin!
Share a round with friends and enjoy hours of this epic LitRPG adventure!
Sergeant Marcus Bola and his platoon flew to a newly uncovered temple in the desert while deployed overseas; an unheard-of mission. Something in the ruined holy place had killed many, and the survivors met an unfortunate ambush just before reaching safety. The attack left Marcus wounded and medically discharged from the only life he’s known… but something wasn’t right. None of it was.
Laying low and waiting for answers, Marcus decides tending bar is as good a way to stay afloat and off the radar. Turns out slinging cocktails, singing karaoke, and talking to the patrons isn’t as easy as he thought it would be: gods, monsters, and devils are showing up to try the mixers.
The vessel has been chosen. Something inside him is calling the shots--and we’re not talking about tequila!
Buy the 3-book boxed set today to listen to Christopher Johns' Galaxy, Old-Fashioned Huntsman, and Land of Drunken Pharaohs!
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,465
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,303
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,297
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37,684
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33,538
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,434
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,523
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,529
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86,327
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,062
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,011
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,012
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
What listeners say about High Table Hijinks Omnibus, Books 1-3
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- martin
- 05-20-24
Fun if a little flat
Great action, several fun characters and a decent story.
The only downside is that the characters feel a little flat.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- D Mailman
- 05-18-24
Good story
So I really liked the story and concept. it starts a little slow and confusing but picks up fast and starts rolling. it gets slow in some points but it's a very good story.
Before I ever finished the story I had bought book 4 and I'm waiting for my next credits to buy 5.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- Sarah Collins
- 08-14-24
Returned!!
The book started out slow. I decided it was a new series and he needed to introduce the characters. What it turned into was one guys fantasy. He immediately got a girlfriend who he “fought” with. His cat could turn into a beautiful girl who slept in his bed. And, he didn’t mine talking about possibly of girls “fighting” girls. Quit the book at that point before his fantasy became more vivid.
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