Headpats After Dark
A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
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Narrated by:
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Raya Kane
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Richard Brock
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By:
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Virgil Knightley
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She's the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She's also his archnemesis.
It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates. Reappearing in the twenty-first century, they must get jobs and find a place to stay while they decide how best to proceed now that they are unable to continue their battle to the death.
But when Dracula rapidly develops a romantic obsession for Trevon, things get complicated. Even worse, Trevon's forced proximity to the queen of all creatures of the night means that his own self-control is constantly tested. What will become of their budding relationship? Will it be hot?
Headpats After Dark is a wholesome yandere romantic comedy written for men who enjoy the trope of obsessive women with a few screws loose. This is a work of fiction. If your significant other acts like Dracula does in this novel, those are red flags, people. Take heed.
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down. Though he saved the life of a matronly lamia that day, he was also partially crippled and forced into early retirement. Now unable to fit the image of her personal superman, Arthur's wife divorces him and leaves him to move into a cheaper home in the same monsterfolk slum that caused his current situation.
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 421
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 372
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 372
Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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5 out of 5 stars
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the best narration I've ever heard
- By CooJo on 08-30-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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A Goblin for Christmas
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20
What's green and red and white all over? A cute goblin girl, dressed like Mrs. Claus! All Aiden wants for Christmas is a whole new life. He hates his job, his big city apartment, and everything **literally everything!** about Christmas. The only thing that might make the season bearable is if he had his imaginary goblin girlfriend at his side...
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5 out of 5 stars
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it's a nice little escape
- By Jake Anderson on 02-16-25
By: Peter North
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Nosferatu Academy Omnibus
- The Complete Omnibus: and a Bonus Novel: Thule the Fast Food Barbarian
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 35 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 63
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
Barrett Bradshaw was always a bookworm, but no amount of reading would prepare him for his childhood crush turning him into a vampire. Even more absurd, it turns out that he was never fully human at all.
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1 out of 5 stars
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useless mc,
- By frederik on 08-26-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! The Catch-Up Omnibus, Books 1-6
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 55 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 211
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 187
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 187
Taken from my old life with little memory of what brought me here, I wake up in a high tech capsule. A wrinkly old elf tells me that my soul is incomplete and has been fused with that of a Solar Dragon to give me a second chance at life. Where? When? An urban metropolis filled with fantasy races, erected atop the back of a giant asteroid. Meteoropolis. And millions of years in the future, to boot. But that's not all. I've got super powers, too. To add to the excitement, I end up hosted by an anxious unicorn elf named Pinky Peach who is basically a professional gamer girl.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Dumb Batman
- By Zack on 07-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Monster Masseur: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 26 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 124
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story5 out of 5 stars 108
Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least. Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!
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5 out of 5 stars
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It was a nice blend
- By IMHottinger on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Backyard Goblins
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 223
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 203
When a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Historically inaccurate!
- By Jay on 11-09-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Supplying Supers: Origins
- By: Ajax Lygan
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 15 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
Gunner Webb is a fixer for a private clientele of supers, politicians, and celebrities. A position that has afforded him a life of luxury, including a beautifully lethal assistant to help him run it all. After several clients are found dead through ritualistic means, it’s all hushed by the Supers Oversight Committee. An act he can’t ignore when the deaths hint at a secret of his past. To reveal the truth, Gunner must build his own team of femme fatales and alluring occultists.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Flipping amazing
- By James Mitchell Stephens on 12-15-23
By: Ajax Lygan
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Mastering Magic Collection
- An Urban Fantasy Slice-of-Life Omnibus
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas
- Length: 26 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 68
Everyone with the gift is going to the academy. Not me. I'll master magic my own way. School was a chore. All I wanted was to become a magus, enter the academy, and train my chosen affinity. But I didn't pass the test. They said I didn't have it in me. Years later, a run-in with a sassy goth mage named Misty revealed I could do magic. Those damn monocle-wearing pseudo-Victorians at the academy locked me out! Screw them.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Idiot Characters
- By Lostmidwesterner on 02-10-24
By: Kirk Mason
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Fertile Valley 1
- Fertile Valley, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 161
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 147
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 147
Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So good!
- By John on 01-16-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Demon Lord Academy
- Demonic Education, Book 1
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 348
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 322
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 322
My life was far from perfect, revolving around a dead-end school and caring for my sickly mother. It’s not until a chance encounter with a beautiful and mysterious blonde that I learn the truth about myself. You see, I’m not just an ordinary human. I’m a demon lord, potentially one of the strongest that’s ever lived. My mysterious new friend introduces me to the Academy for Demonic Education, where I learn about my emerging powers alongside my gorgeous classmates, including a shy brunette trying to find her voice as well as a famous shifter princess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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good story, nicely done.
- By John on 08-28-24
By: Shane Hammond
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 85
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story5 out of 5 stars 73
Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Esoterica: The Omnibus
- The Lovecraftian Saga
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Bruno Anderson, Peggy Greyson
- Length: 29 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 158
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 148
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 148
I'd known my fair share of tragedy in the last year. Lost my family, abandoned by my friends... things were looking down. Imagine my surprise when I get ripped out of my own reality and forcibly enrolled in a magic school nestled between the seams of the multiverse. My new purpose? Defend all of creation against the Outer Gods and keep from dying at the hands of the Void Things. But there's something nefarious about my headmistress... something I don't trust. At least I'm not alone anymore.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Who would rate this 5 star?
- By Jeremy Burklow on 12-30-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Minotaur's Maze of Monster Girls Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 36 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 487
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 441
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 440
After slaying a leviathan of the deep, and gaining a magic he barely understands, an ordinary fisherman finds himself entangled in a magical game of the gods with the fate of his planet as the prize. Dean becomes Oakley's champion, competing in the Minotaur's Maze. He travels through a portal to Mixonia, a city of wonders, filled with magic and monster girls of all sorts. As he levels up in his noble quest to save his home world, he will earn and lose fortunes, rescue a bevy of beautiful babes, and protect the innocents of planet Oakley.
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4 out of 5 stars
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This was actually good.
- By Nate on 05-16-22
By: Marcus Sloss
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,083
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 966
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Story5 out of 5 stars 965
The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 245
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 211
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 211
A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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Dragon's Hoard
- A LitRPG A Slice of Life and Fantasy
- By: Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Ellory Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 171
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 138
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 138
One minute, I’m working a boring office job and craving more from life. The next? I’m dropped in the middle of a new world as a dragon with jet-black scales and obsidian flames to match. Luckily, I still have my human form, because the locals weren't happy to see me. Thankfully, one was a sweet fox girl who loves to daydream. Together we hunt to survive, build ourselves a shelter, and fight some dragon slayers—even recruit a cute battle-elf. While living the cozy cabin life and having the occasional battle to the death with the locals, another dragon plagues the kingdom.
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1 out of 5 stars
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This story is actually a XXX harem
- By Matt on 05-05-24
By: Gwen Grayson
Razor-sharp writing!
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Good overall!
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Top notch stuff and hilarious BUT
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the story was very fun to listen to and was fairly comical at certain points.
surprisingly fun
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Wow
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super fun
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as roaring and well taught. I love how to turned out
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Extremely fun
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Great listen, but not for me.
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goofy fun
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