Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
The Mortician Murders, Book 2
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Amy Melissa Bentley
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Greta Boris
About this listen
Nothing says romance like his and hers caskets.
Imogene Lynch has decorated the chapel for Greener Pastures' first wedding-funeral, but on the morning of the big event, one casket is empty. Has the bride gotten cold feet? Or has someone absconded with her?
The spirits aren't talking, but they are making Imogene's life a misery. When the police suspect the mortuary's head embalmer of stealing the corpse to sell on the black market, she and El realize it's up to them to find the missing body.
Their search leads to a berserker Viking cult, obnoxious frat boys, and a pirate bar, among other dangers. But Imogene and El are determined to reunite the deceased couple, or die trying.
If you can imagine Agatha Raisin as a twenty-something, rockabilly ex-hairdresser with a weird connection to the dead, this book is for you.
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- Pam Shore
- 11-11-24
A mystery in the best sense of the word
I loved the characters. El and Imogene make a fantastic pair. The other characters are rich in personality. I really was able to dislike the bad guy. The ditzy Viking girl made me laugh. This story had my heart pounding. Love the Supernatural aspect of it and am looking forward to Imogene exploring the further.
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