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Funny Amazon Reviews
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Famous comedians reading real Amazon product reviews. Hosted by Jane Lynch and presented by Audible. Featuring Lewis Black, John O'Hurley, Joel McHale, Margaret Cho, Eugene Mirman, Kurt Braunohler, Lauren Cook, Jonathan Katz, Laura Silverman, Melissa Villasenor, Ron Funches, Gilbert Gottfried, Dan Savage, Vern Musical Improv.
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Jim Gaffigan is in top form for his seventh comedy special. The four-time Grammy nominated comedian doesn’t understand why we aren’t more honest about the reasons we don’t want to attend events, while at the same time embraces lying to kids. From horses and dog birthdays to traveling and museums, Jim continues to impress. Get ready to sit back and enjoy some Quality Time with Jim Gaffigan!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Dad Is Fat
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- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,585
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,336
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,288
In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children - everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers’ communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four-year-olds ("there is no difference between a four-year-old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor").
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads
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By: Jim Gaffigan
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I Can't Make This Up
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- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56,002
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,449
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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- By: Jane Lynch, Carol Burnett - foreword
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5 out of 5 stars
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50,707
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50,476
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4,768
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4 out of 5 stars
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Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time
- By: Jim Gaffigan
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- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 386
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 321
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Story5 out of 5 stars 314
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4 out of 5 stars
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This is just one of his comedy shows
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Dad Is Fat
- By: Jim Gaffigan
- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,585
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,336
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,288
In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children - everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers’ communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four-year-olds ("there is no difference between a four-year-old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor").
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads
- By Sean on 05-17-13
By: Jim Gaffigan
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I Can't Make This Up
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- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56,002
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,449
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50,193
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5 out of 5 stars
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Happy Accidents
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- Narrated by: Carol Burnett, Jane Lynch
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 709
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 642
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 644
In the summer of 1974, a 14-year-old girl in Dolton, Illinois, had a dream - a dream to become an actress. But it was a long way from the South Side of Chicago to Hollywood, and it didn’t help that she’d recently dropped out of the school play, The Ugly Duckling, or that the Hollywood casting directors she wrote to replied that "professional training was a requirement". But the funny thing is, it all came true....
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Girl Walks into a Bar...
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4,768
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Food: A Love Story
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- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,082
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,586
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,572
Bacon. McDonalds. Cinnabon. Hot Pockets. Kale. Stand-up comedian and author Jim Gaffigan has made his career rhapsodizing over the most treasured dishes of the American diet (“choking on bacon is like getting murdered by your lover”) and decrying the worst offenders (“kale is the early morning of foods”).
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2 out of 5 stars
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Haven't We Heard All of This Before?
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A Very Punchable Face
- A Memoir
- By: Colin Jost
- Narrated by: Colin Jost
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9,740
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8,418
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8,363
If there’s one trait that makes someone well-suited to comedy, it’s being able to take a punch - metaphorically and, occasionally, physically. Told with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, A Very Punchable Face reveals the brilliant mind behind some of the dumbest sketches on television, and lays bare the heart and humor of a hardworking guy - with a face you can’t help but want to punch.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing
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By: Colin Jost
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If You Ask Me
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,266
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,554
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,515
It-girl Betty White delivers a hilarious, slyly profound take on love, life, celebrity, and everything in between. Drawing from a lifetime of lessons learned, seven-time Emmy winner Betty White's wit and wisdom take center stage as she tackles topics like friendship, romantic love, aging, television, fans, love for animals, and the brave new world of celebrity. If You Ask Me mixes her thoughtful observations with humorous stories from a seven- decade career in Hollywood. Longtime fans and new fans alike will relish Betty's candid take on everything....
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4 out of 5 stars
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I'd ask Betty!
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So, Anyway...
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- Narrated by: John Cleese
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,368
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,024
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,019
The legendary writer and performer of Monty Python and Fawlty Towers fame takes listeners on a grand tour of his ascent in the entertainment world John Cleese’s huge comedic influence has stretched across generations; his sharp irreverent eye and the unique brand of physical comedy he perfected now seem written into comedy’s DNA. In this rollicking memoir, Cleese recalls his humble beginnings in a sleepy English town, his early comedic days at Cambridge University (with future Python partner Graham Chapman), and the founding of the landmark comedy troupe.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Too many people reviewing the man, not the book.
- By Barry on 03-14-17
By: John Cleese
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I Must Say
- My Life as a Humble Comedy Legend
- By: Martin Short
- Narrated by: Martin Short
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,872
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,276
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,243
Martin Short takes you on a rich, hilarious, and occasionally heartbreaking ride through his life and times, from his early years in Toronto as a member of the fabled improvisational troupe Second City to the all-American comic big time of Saturday Night Live and memorable roles in movies such as ¡Three Amigos! and Father of the Bride.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This is what audio books were made for!
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By: Martin Short
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What's So Funny?
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- By: Tim Conway, Jane Scovell, Carol Burnett - foreword
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,162
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,942
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,933
Six-time Emmy Award-winning funnyman Tim Conway, best known for his characters on The Carol Burnett Show, offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. There's nothing in the world that Tim Conway would rather do than entertain - and in his first-ever memoir, What's So Funny?, that's exactly what he does.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not narrated by Tim
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By: Tim Conway, and others
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I'd Like to Play Alone, Please
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- By: Tom Segura
- Narrated by: Tom Segura
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 10,169
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9,055
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Story5 out of 5 stars 9,010
Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family — he’s not a monster — he’s just beat, which is why his son’s (ruthless) first full sentence, “I’d like to play alone, please,” has since become his mantra.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hot sauce is the best!
- By Michael Bowen on 06-15-22
By: Tom Segura
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Behind the Seams
- My Life in Rhinestones
- By: Dolly Parton, Holly George-Warren - contributor, Rebecca Seaver - curator
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- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 231
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 215
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 215
Global superstar Dolly Parton shares, for the first time, the full story behind her lifelong passion for fashion, including how she developed her own, distinctly Dolly style, which has defied convention and endeared her to fans around the world. Featuring behind-the-scenes stories from Dolly Parton’s life and career, this audiobook spotlights her most unforgettable looks from the 1960s to now. T
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 Stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- By LFM on 11-21-23
By: Dolly Parton, and others
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Persuasion
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- Narrated by: Juliet Stevenson
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,868
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,078
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,080
Anne Elliot has grieved for seven years over the loss of her first love, Captain Frederick Wentworth. But events conspire to unravel the knots of deceit and misunderstanding in this beguiling and gently comic story of love and fidelity.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Juliet Stevenson is Simply Amazing
- By Em on 04-15-12
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George Carlin Reads to You
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- By: George Carlin
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- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,858
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,402
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,358
If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Like a Cast of Thousands
- By Rick on 07-16-12
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I'm Fine...and Other Lies
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,264
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,256
A hilarious and emotional personal account of the life, times, mistakes, and crippling codependence of comedian, producer, director, actress, and writer Whitney Cummings. Full of intellect, pathos, and profundity, I'm Fine...and Other Lies is, in Whitney's words, her first book, which means her last date. With her signature incendiary edge and self-deprecation, Whitney comes clean about what has shaped her into the trailblazing comic that she is today.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Girl Logic
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From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on a confident woman's approach to friendship, singlehood, and relationships. "Girl Logic" is Iliza's term for the way women obsess over details and situations that men don't necessarily even notice. She describes it as a characteristically female way of thinking that appears to be contradictory and circuitous but is actually a complicated and highly evolved way of looking at the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A delight
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 915
A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
- By Csutty on 09-23-24
By: Matthew Starr
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,915
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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The Great Indoors
- By: Ginny Hogan
- Narrated by: Mae Whitman
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Original Recording
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56,002
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,449
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50,193
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
What listeners say about Funny Amazon Reviews
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- Emily
- 12-30-17
Absolutely hilarious.
What did you love best about Funny Amazon Reviews?
It was just really funny and had me laughing.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Jane, of course! Everyone was themselves, but Jane's narration was great.
Which character – as performed by Jane Lynch – was your favorite?
All of them!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
You thought you knew Amazon. You have no idea.
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- S. Oleson
- 08-17-17
It's funny, and has the classics
The performances are good, but the hackneyed setups for each review grew tiresome quickly. I wish they'd dig a lil deeper for some of these tho; I can recite gummy bear review they used by heart almost.
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- Mary Eve
- 11-18-17
Surprisingly Entertaining
During a fourteen hour drive home for the holidays, I was feeling depressed. Tired of staring at nothingness and an endless sea of pine trees, I needed to find something to boost my spirits. At a gas station, I quickly scoured my Audible library. I found this short, thirty minute listen. Hey! I like Jane Lynch and who didn't laugh hysterically at the now-infamous "Gummy Bears from Hell" review on Amazon?! (If you know not what I speak of, look it up. It's a hoot! So, yeah. I thought this would be a fun listen to bust up the monotonous long road ahead. I was right. Jane Lynch does a brilliant job of introducing laugh-out-loud reviews from Amazon. Jane is pretending to shop for friends and relations and gives a stellar performance. Never seems like anything is scripted. The actual reviews are performed by other celebrities, such as Gilbert Gottfried, Joel McHale, Lewis Black, and Margaret Cho. The reviews are performed much like comedy improv. Silly, yes! Would I listen to a full-length version? Absolutely not, but thirty minutes of goofy satire can be quite entertaining on a lonely stretch of interstate. It lightened my mood and made me chuckle. Isn't that the point? Let me just say this, in the Amazon reviewer world there are some seriously creative folk. This listen did wonders for my road-weary mind. Laughter IS the best medicine.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Brendan
- 07-29-17
It's all in the delivery, oh, and the content too
Jane missed great reviews for these, but the performers did their best with the content.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- c.vonigan
- 07-11-17
Love Jane Lynch!
Anything by Jane Lynch is great. Then all the other names... Found myself quite amused.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
- Sherry
- 07-10-17
Fun
It was very interesting to listen to the speakers turning reviews into funny clever information. Thank you for the audible preview.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Cassady Wahl
- 07-11-17
Jane Lynch is great; content is not
Jane Lynch never fails to crack me up! However, listening at 1.25x speed on my commute home failed to entertain me. The content of the reviews just weren't that funny. The comedians were also a great touch as it's nice to hear familiar funny voices.. but I'd rather just listen to them mock the products or engage in a funny discussion about the reviews with Jane. Not worth your time!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- TeamLotus
- 07-10-17
Short fun, amusing
About as short as this review. Podcast length, but worth a listen. Now I have to go and check out the Wolf urine...
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Dave M.
- 07-07-17
Mistakenly expected to LMAO, but didn't chuckle!
I did not even chuckle at any content. Thankfully this was free. Do not recommend
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 07-10-17
good
i think its good, but its a little long But not in a difficult way to enjoy
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