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David Partelow
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Not much says crazy quite like a good, old-fashioned apocalypse. And for the world over, it has been one wacky, wild ride. From zombies to werewolves, vampires to superpowers, everything was practically guaranteed to never be the same. But for a small town in Iowa, things took a slightly different turn, one that placed the people of Orangerton in a precarious and nefarious peril most fowl.
And yes, fowl.
You read it right.
You see, the Omega Vaccine was utilized...differently in Orangerton. And its misuse has made for a proverbial journey up a creek of unmentionable stuff minus paddles. Now the town must endure an unrelenting slew of feathered hooligans hell-bent on their demise.
And who you gonna call, especially when no one’s answering?
Enter Koji Callen Francis, wandering nomad and awkward, inadvertent adventurer extraordinaire. With his unique skill set and previous experience as a short-order cook, Koji just might have what it takes to win the day. Fists and feathers will fly as both sides clash in a battle for supremacy. Can Koji save the town and survive an onslaught of angered, avian droves to win the day? The only thing for certain is when Koji gets things cooking, stuff is just bound to get quite ridiculous. And possibly delicious.
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The world isn't what it used to be after the first apocalypse. Scourge roam the desolate wasteland, preying on whoever dares set foot outside the few remaining Megapolis. While enforcing tax from the local province, Raiden and the Mercenary Union's cultivator team come face to face with the latest the Scourge could throw at them: monstrosities far beyond their capabilities. Surviving an onslaught they shouldn't have, the small group manages to find their way home, only to get caught up in a decades-old political play for power.
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If it wasn’t for the main character
- By Randy Smith on 09-23-20
By: Jaeger Mitchells
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Lost Pirates
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome. Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy. Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time.
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I wanted to like it, but...
- By Spencer on 02-10-19
By: Jamie Hawke
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The Age of Ra
- Pantheon, Book 1
- By: James Lovegrove
- Narrated by: Andy Cresswell
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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The Ancient Egyptian gods have defeated all the other pantheons and claimed dominion over the earth, dividing it into warring factions. Lt. David Westwynter, a British soldier, stumbles into Freegypt, the only place to have remained independent of the gods’ influence. There, he encounters the followers of a humanist leader known as the Lightbringer, who has vowed to rid mankind of the shackles of divine oppression. As the world heads towards an apocalyptic battle, there is far more to this freedom fighter than it seems.
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Fun but trite
- By Patrick Quinn on 02-10-21
By: James Lovegrove
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Hero Forged
- Ethereal Earth, Book 1
- By: Josh Erikson
- Narrated by: Josh Erikson
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Gabriel Delling might call himself a professional con artist, but when walking superstitions start trying to bite his face off, his charm is shockingly unhelpful. It turns out living nightmares almost never appreciate a good joke. Together with a succubus who insists on constantly saving his life, Gabe desperately tries to survive a new reality that suddenly features demons, legends, and a giant locust named Dale - all of whom pretty much hate his guts. And when an ancient horror comes hunting for a spirit locked in his head, Gabe finds himself faced with the excruciating choice between death...or becoming some kind of freaking hero.
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Surprisingly Good
- By Steelgator on 07-21-18
By: Josh Erikson
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The Shifter's Hoard
- Dragon Born, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Christopher Boucher
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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After fighting a troll in a back alley, I found out the supernatural was real. Then I discovered I'm a dragon shifter. Soon after, I learned I'm also a mage. Turns out this combination is incredibly rare, and now everyone wants a piece of me. Being a dragon, there's only one thing I want to do: gather my hoard. Power. Magic. Women. Riches. It's all going to be mine.
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Good until the last 2 hours
- By Connor Kitchen on 04-29-22
By: Dante King
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A Glimmer of Hope
- The Avalon Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Steve McHugh
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Knowelden
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Layla Cassidy has always wanted a normal life, and the chance to put her father's brutal legacy behind her. And in her final year of university she's finally found it. Or so she thinks. But when Layla accidentally activates an ancient scroll, she is bestowed with an incredible, inhuman power. She plunges into a dangerous new world, full of mythical creatures and menace - all while a group of fanatics will stop at nothing to turn her abilities to their cause.
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Back with the Hellequin gang!
- By Montzalee Wittmann on 07-15-18
By: Steve McHugh
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Good Intentions
- By: Elliott Kay
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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He knew it was a dumb stunt from the start. A midnight run through a cemetery to impress a couple of girls isn't the stuff of legend, but Alex Carlisle longs to escape the crushing mediocrity of life after high school. Then, he stumbles upon the ritual, the cultists, and two bound and bloodied women. Alex intervenes, and the ritual blows up in his face, leaving him bound to them both: Rachel and Lorelei, an angel and a succubus.
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Read the Warning Label!
- By C. Williams on 08-31-15
By: Elliott Kay
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Recruited
- Tom Clancy's The Division (An Operations Crossroad Novel, Book 1)
- By: Thomas Parrott
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Maira Kanhai has had enough: Since the Green Poison epidemic hit DC, her cybersecurity degree is worthless, she can’t rejoin the US Navy, and her early efforts to secure Maryland led to a costly mistake: the death of her brother. Every day new factions emerge, trying to burn her city to the ground - until the Division emerges, inspiring hope. When a grenade kills one of their agents, Maira suddenly has a chance to make a real difference as a raw new Division recruit...if she can pass the tests and overcome the enemies plotting to permanently eliminate the Division once and for all.
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- By vaas on 04-18-22
By: Thomas Parrott
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The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
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My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
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Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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Magic Trials
- Half-Blood Academy 1
- By: Meg Xuemei X
- Narrated by: Marnye Young, Conner Goff
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
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Welcome to Half Death Academy. That's what they call my new school - because only half the students survive. Rule number one: Keep your head down and don't mess with the four gorgeous demigods who rule the school. Rule number two: When the demigods try to kill you, lie down and die.Too bad I never was very good at following the rules. And when my forbidden power awakens, I'll make them regret they tried to make me their bitch.
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Love the story; dislike the character voices
- By Alli on 03-26-20
By: Meg Xuemei X
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Myth Protector
- Myth Protector, Book 1
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
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All I wanted to do was take a break from college to check out LegendFest, some good ol' cosplay, and maybe find a lady to hit it off with. My life took a new direction, though, when I found out myths like Red Riding Hood are real, and they’re in an ongoing war against evil to save us all. More than that, they are being hunted, mistaken as humanity's enemy. They need a mortal to serve as their protector, someone to keep them out of harm's way while leading the battle against the likes of the Big Bad Wolf, Baba Yaga, and other evil legends. Now, I am that protector.
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Sex obsessed author
- By Michael H on 03-15-21
By: Jamie Hawke
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An Unprecedented Prospect Vol.1 First Days: A Gamelit Isekai Light Novel
- By: Rise!, Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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Just because we're of the Death Domain doesn't mean we need to be so dead on the inside! Rejoice! The First Phase of the Cycle of Renewal has come again, and the Veil has lifted, opening the way to the Land of Fortune!
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It tricked me into thinking it was good for a bit
- By Anonymous User on 12-14-22
By: Rise!, and others
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Breaking Gods
- Godbreaker, Book 1
- By: D. J. Molles
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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In the beginning, the gods destroyed the world. Five hundred years later, things haven’t gotten much better for humans. The demigods that were left behind to guard over humanity have been using them as fodder for an endless civil war between themselves, and the humans just go on dutifully slaughtering each other, battle after battle. It’s not all bad, though. Perry McGown makes his living off those bloody, stinking battlefields. He works on a crew that reclaims all the spent shell casings. But if anyone found out that he was a deserter from the war, he’d be executed for heresy.
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Why does the author make it so hard to like the main character
- By Teressa Vanda on 10-02-19
By: D. J. Molles