Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick
Arisen, Book 14.5
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Ever since Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick came blitzing out of nowhere in Maximum Violence (Arisen, book 4), he has emerged as the closest thing to a consensus fan favorite character for the series. He is best known and most beloved for his ribald, profane, merciless, and generally hilarious insults, quips, and bon mots, which are so characteristic that listeners have affectionately dubbed them: Fickisms.
Now, in response to popular demand, and collected here for the first time, are all the very best tidbits of Fick's wit and wisdom, from all 14 main series books.
And thrown in as an extra special bonus, you can also enjoy the most priceless lines from both Predator, and Aliyev the Kazakh.
Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.
Fickisms
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1 out of 5 stars
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Half Literary Porn
- By ReWrite from Shadow on 01-18-21
By: A.J. Markam
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United States of Apocalypse
- By: Mark Tufo, Armand Rosamilia
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette, Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,480
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,313
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,302
When World War 3 erupts on American soil, it is up to some less than likely heroes to band together and stand tall against any and all comers as a once proud nation is brought to her knees. Cowardly terrorist attacks and indifferent global communities have isolated America as she spirals into a desperate bid for survival.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Can we please leave the leftist rhetoric out of my books?
- By Laura D. on 04-25-21
By: Mark Tufo, and others
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Under a Graveyard Sky
- Black Tide Rising, Book 1
- By: John Ringo
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,958
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,791
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,793
Zombies are real. And we made them. Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? The Smith family is, with the help of a few marines. When an airborne "zombie" plague is released, bringing civilization to a grinding halt, the Smith family, Steven, Stacey, Sophia, and Faith, take to the Atlantic to avoid the chaos. The plan is to find a safe haven from the anarchy of infected humanity. What they discover, instead, is a sea composed of the tears of survivors and a passion for bringing hope.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Sorry to say....not so good. :(
- By Chris on 03-07-14
By: John Ringo
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Thank You for My Service
- By: Mat Best, Ross Patterson, Nils Parker
- Narrated by: Mat Best
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 14,280
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 12,890
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Story5 out of 5 stars 12,832
Members of the military’s special operations branches share a closely guarded secret: They love their jobs. They relish the opportunity to fight. They are thankful for it, even, and hopeful that maybe they’ll get to kill a bunch of bad guys while they’re at it. You don’t necessarily need to thank them for their service - the pleasure is all theirs. In this hilarious and personal memoir, listeners ride shotgun alongside former Army Ranger and private military contractor and current social media phenomenon Mat Best, into the action and its aftermath, both abroad and at home.
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5 out of 5 stars
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If Deadpool was a ranger...with less cancer
- By Rick Valkyrie on 08-21-19
By: Mat Best, and others
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Monster Hunter International
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 24 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 20,437
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18,478
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18,451
Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Suprizingly entertaining
- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
By: Larry Correia
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MOB VI: A Seal Team Six Operator's Battles in the Fight for Good over Evil
- By: Justin K. Sheffield
- Narrated by: Justin K. Sheffield
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,465
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,330
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,322
There are special forces. There are US Navy SEALs. There is the select and secretive group of highly trained operators known as SEAL Team Six or MOB VI as they like to call it. And then there is Justin Sheffield. When it comes to talking about the most experienced, effective, and deadly warriors in the world, Sheffield is part of an exclusive group that can be counted on one hand. This audiobook is uncompromising, raw, violent, and real.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fast read /listen
- By G Bonsonto on 12-12-20
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- By: N.P. Martin
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 24 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- By Snyckerdoodle on 09-22-21
By: N.P. Martin
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Genesis: Arisen, Book 0.5
- By: Michael Stephen Fuchs
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,637
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,435
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,428
Tucked away in a high-tech Tactical Operations Center, inside an isolated safehouse in the Horn of Africa, sits Agency analyst Zack Altringham. He is Kenyan-born, Princeton-educated, badly burnt-out - and condemned by his language and cultural skills to a lifetime of fighting America's shadow counter-terror wars.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Maybe better to read this after books 1-3?
- By Tilo on 04-18-15
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Highfire
- A Novel
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 992
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 883
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In the days of yore, he flew the skies and scorched angry mobs - now he hides from swamp tour boats and rises only with the greatest reluctance from his La-Z-Boy recliner. Laying low in the bayou, this once-magnificent fire breather has been reduced to lighting Marlboros with nose sparks, swilling Absolut in a Flashdance T-shirt, and binging Netflix in a fishing shack. For centuries, he struck fear in hearts far and wide as Wyvern, Lord Highfire of the Highfire Eyrie - now he goes by Vern.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun
- By Alex Sumner on 02-28-20
By: Eoin Colfer
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Cannibal Reign
- By: Thomas Koloniar
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 14 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 448
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First the asteroid would come, slamming into the earth just north of the Montana border, followed by earthquakes, tsunamis, and unending night. And after that... Hell. Astronomer Marty Chittenden is the first to recognize the approaching doom - a discovery that makes him a marked man. Green Beret Jack Forrest knows the catastrophe is inevitable and begins stockpiling an abandoned missile silo with supplies while gathering together a small community of men, women, and children he prays can survive the apocalypse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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original post apocalyptic
- By Midwestbonsai on 05-18-15
By: Thomas Koloniar
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Still Alive: Series Box Set, Books 1-4
- By: Javan Bonds
- Narrated by: S.W. Salzman
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 375
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 344
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Mo Collins, the reluctant hero, has sailed around the country on board the replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, and now he finds himself only miles from his childhood home. But now the world has gone to hell. Hordes of naked, blue, biting zombies have flooded the now dead Alabama lake town. Mo and his only surviving shipmate, Crow, spend their days fishing and their nights watching the monsters roam, seeking untainted flesh and leaving a disgusting mess in their wake.
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5 out of 5 stars
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super hilarious
- By B Deyon on 12-19-19
By: Javan Bonds
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Scars and Stripes
- An Unapologetically American Story of Fighting the Taliban, UFC Warriors, and Myself
- By: Tim Kennedy, Nick Palmisciano
- Narrated by: Tim Kennedy
- Length: 15 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 13,858
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 12,547
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Story5 out of 5 stars 12,496
Tim Kennedy has a problem; he only feels alive right before he’s about to die. Kennedy, a Green Beret, decorated Army sniper, and UFC headliner, has tackled a bull with his bare hands, jumped out of airplanes, dove to the depths of the ocean, and traveled the world hunting poachers, human traffickers, and the Taliban. But he’s also the same man who got kicked out of the police department, fire department, and as an EMT, before getting two women pregnant four days apart, and finally, been beaten up by his Special Forces colleagues.
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5 out of 5 stars
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First review!!!
- By Amazon Customer on 06-07-22
By: Tim Kennedy, and others
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A Bright Shore
- The Eden Chronicles, Book 1
- By: S.M. Anderson
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 496
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 430
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The West's own governments are giving up, have already lost, or are leading the charge to something else. This doesn't sit well with those who believe in liberty. This is the story of a people who have lost the political fight, they've lost the culture wars, they haven't seen a level playing field in a generation, and they are about to be made serfs. None of that matters. They're leaving....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Interesting Take on Dystopian (socialist) Future
- By VaDavid on 08-04-20
By: S.M. Anderson
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Hitler's War
- By: Harry Turtledove
- Narrated by: John Allen Nelson
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 292
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 235
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The New York Times best-selling master of alternate history delivers the captivating first novel in his new World War II series. Harry Turtledove imagines how the war in Europe would have ended had British prime minister Chamberlain refused to allow Hitler's annexation of the Sudetenland.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting
- By B Daigle on 01-04-10
By: Harry Turtledove
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The Last Detail
- A Novel
- By: Darryl Ponicsan
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
Unlike other branches of the armed services, the Navy draws its police force from the ranks as temporary duty - Shore Patrol. In this funny, bawdy, moving audiobook set during the height of the Vietnam War, two career sailors in transit in Norfolk, Virginia - Billy "Bad-Ass" Buddusky and Mule Mulhall - are assigned to escort 18-year-old Larry Meadows from Norfolk to the brig in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where he is to serve an eight-year sentence for petty theft. It's good duty, until the two old salts realize the injustice of the sentence and are oddly affected by the naive innocence of their young prisoner.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Surprising ending
- By bella on 09-11-20
By: Darryl Ponicsan
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Guardian Ship
- By: Mark Wayne McGinnis
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 204
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Dominic Moretti was dealing with a lot of issues. Life hadn’t been easy since returning home from Afghanistan. His marriage was on the rocks, his sports betting was out of control, and he was hanging out with the wrong cronies in Manhattan’s Little Italy - just another war hero who couldn’t piece his life back together in the real world. Also, there was that strange, annoying feeling that he was being watched.... Humankind was indeed being evaluated, by the highly advanced Khantam Lom, an alien species in control of much of the galaxy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Different and enjoyable story concept
- By Dennis on 10-04-19
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Neanderthal Opens the Door to the Universe
- By: Preston Norton
- Narrated by: Christopher Carley
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 35
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Cliff Hubbard is a huge loser. Literally. His nickname at Happy Valley High School is Neanderthal because he's so enormous - 6'6" and 250 pounds to be exact. Life in his trailer-park home has gone from bad to worse ever since his older brother's suicide. There's no one Cliff hates more than the nauseatingly cool quarterback Aaron Zimmerman. Then Aaron returns after a near-death experience with a bizarre claim: while he was unconscious he saw God, who gave him a list of things to do to make Happy Valley High suck less. And God said there's only one person who can help: Neanderthal.
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5 out of 5 stars
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BEST BOOK EVER
- By Kindle Customer on 01-16-23
By: Preston Norton
What listeners say about Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick
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- PNW Prime
- 02-17-24
Collection of all the best sayings MGS Fick!
This isn't a book, it is a collection of all of the great phrases and sayings uttered by Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick from throughout the ARISEN book series. This is one I probably need in hard back so I can constantly refer to and interject a few in daily life!
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- Andrew W. Hatter
- 12-12-20
love it
being in the military for 21 years then serving along side our troops this books brought me to tears, and brought me closer to my brother and sisters
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- Eric
- 08-17-21
A hilarious recap of quotes from Gunny Fick
Features memorable and hilarious quotes throughout the Arisen series from Master Gunnery Sargaent Fick, Predator and more.
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- John Welch
- 08-22-21
Long live Vic
Our military needs a thousand Vics to lift up, motivate and scare the crap out of them. Lead by example.
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- Jarvis Kolen
- 12-22-22
fun
totally forgot about Fick! If that is truly possible. took me back to another time. just a fun listen
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- Anonymous User
- 03-15-23
Good stuff!
Only wish there were more! When originally listening to the series I would often rewind and re-listen to the Master Gunnery Sergeant lines… and now they’re all in one place… thank you!
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- roblee
- 10-28-21
Had me laughing out loud
What a great break from the Arisen series. Just finished book 4 and needed a diversion. I thoroughly enjoyed the change. R.C. Bray does an excellent job with different voices. This is not a continuation of the story. I need to write some of these down and see where I can fit them into a conversation. 😉
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- Rachel Craft
- 05-17-22
Gunny Fick!!!
One of my favorite book characters ever!
Fickisms was awesome! Each Fickism took me back to the moment in the book where Fick blasted out some of the funniest quips Ive ever heard!
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- hexwolfx
- 09-30-22
thank for the mentality damage
Required material for new marine requirts from now if you had to ask me.
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- Dana R. Gilchrist
- 03-10-20
Great One Liners
This book is all one liners from Pred, Juice, Olyev and of course Fick.
Love all the one liners from these great charters in the Arisen series.
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