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Jessica Almasy
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Robyn Peterman
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Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.
I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were.... Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life, has a limited time down under before he turns to dust.
In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins, and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre/half-Demon have to do to catch a break? Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings, and make sure Mr. Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. And I have three days to do it. By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy.... Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.
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Volumes of the Vemreaux Complete Collection
- A Dystopian Adventure Trilogy
- By: Mary E. Twomey
- Narrated by: Madeline Mrozek
- Length: 45 hrs and 40 mins
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This is the complete set of the Vemreaux Trilogy, including The Way, The Truth, and The Lie. In a world not divided by race, creed, or color but by blood type, Blue Anders finds herself on the wrong end of fortune's mercy. Born with a lesser blood type, Blue is raised in The Way, a work camp for A-bloods.
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Religious overtones and emotionalally damaged protagonist
- By Frank on 05-16-16
By: Mary E. Twomey
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Anaconda
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Football star and Internet sensation Gavin "Anaconda" Adams is the biggest celebrity our little town has ever seen. But I had no idea who he was when I accidentally walked in on him naked. I was shocked, seeing all of him, a cocky grin on his face. I didn't know what to do. So I ran. No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. To make matters worse, Gavin wants a date with me.
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PLEASE GET SOMEONE NEW TO READ THIS BOOK
- By Beth Oge on 09-28-18
By: Lauren Landish
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Demons
- Eirik
- By: Ednah Walters
- Narrated by: Kelsey Osborne, Gary Furlong
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
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Eirik Baldurson — son of Baldur, God of Light — failed living as a Mortal. He lost the girl of his dreams and nearly got his friends killed. Now, he's gone to the underworld to meet the mother he's never known. Torn between his duty to her and the man he used to be, Eirik struggles to find himself, until a witch appears in his world. Feisty and stubborn, she is a reminder of everything good he left behind.
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Even the gods and immortals have bad days.
- By Guy Venturi on 05-05-20
By: Ednah Walters
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Bear Necessities
- Halle Shifters, Book 1
- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Once a Bear sets his mind on a mission, it's best to stay out of his way. Alexander "Bunny" Bunsun is that Bear. Something's not right with his cousin Chloe, and he's come to Halle, PA, to sort it out, turn his Harley around and head home to Oregon. Until an enticing scent lures him into the local tattoo shop. There she is. An inked, Southern-drawled she-Wolf with lime-green hair. His perfect mate.
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Worth the wait.
- By Poppy on 04-25-17
By: Dana Marie Bell
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The Unleashing
- Call of Crows, Book 1
- By: Shelly Laurenston
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Kera Watson never expected to face death behind a Los Angeles coffee shop. Not after surviving two tours lugging an M16 around the Middle East. If it wasn't for her hot Viking customer showing up too late to help, nobody would even have seen her die. In uncountable years of service to the Allfather Odin, Ludvig "Vig" Rundstrom has never seen anyone kick ass with quite as much style as Kera.
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Too Violent for this Reader
- By Aryn on 04-11-15
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Sealed with a Curse
- A Weird Good Girls Novel, Book 1
- By: Cecy Robson
- Narrated by: Renée Chambliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The Wird sisters are content to avoid the local vampires, werebeasts, and witches of the Lake Tahoe region - until one of them blows up a vampire in self-defense. Everyone knows vampires aren't aggressive, and killing one is punishable by death. But soon more bloodlust-fueled attacks occur, and the community wonders: are the vampires of Tahoe cursed with a plague?
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One great big listening spree here I come
- By RabidReads on 12-06-15
By: Cecy Robson
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Love in the Time of Dragons
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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In best-selling author Katie MacAlister’s Love in the Time of Dragons, suburban mom Tully Sullivan wakes up in a far-off place surrounded by strangers—many of them muscular, sexy ones—claiming to be dragons. They insist Tully is a dragon, too, and that she’s committed crimes deserving of death. Now Tully must disprove the allegations before time runs out.
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Struggling to finish
- By Kindle Customer on 04-22-11
By: Katie MacAlister
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Death's Daughter
- By: Amber Benson
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Calliope Reaper-Jones so just wanted a normal life: buying designer shoes on sale, dating guys from Craig’s List, web-surfing for organic dim-sum for her boss. But when her father - who happens to be Death himself - is kidnapped, and the Devil’s Protege embarks on a hostile takeover of the family business, Death, Inc., Callie returns home to assume the CEO mantle - only to discover she must complete three nearly impossible tasks in the realm of the afterlife first.
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Don't Stop After Chapter 1
- By Dana on 03-29-14
By: Amber Benson
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Night Pleasures
- A Dark-Hunter Novel
- By: Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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He is solitude. He is darkness. He is the ruler of the night. Yet Kyrian of Thrace has just woken up handcuffed to his worst nightmare: An accountant. Worse, she's being hunted by one of the most lethal vampires out there. And if Amanda Devereaux goes down, then he does too. But it's not just their lives that are hanging in the balance. Kyrian and Amanda are all that stands between humanity and oblivion. Let's hope they win.
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REALLY!!??
- By Erich on 10-15-09
By: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The Queen of Carnage
- Underestimated, Book 1
- By: Candice Wright
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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After getting tangled up in Carnage business, it isn’t long before I'm tangled up in their sheets. They see is my blonde hair and sweet smile, and they want to dirty me up a little. I'm a splash of pink within the leather-clad army, standing out like a tampon in a condom factory. But it’s not my fault they underestimated me. I might like girly things, but I’m much more likely to spray you with bullets then sprinkle you with glitter. I could just tell them they have me labeled all wrong...but where’s the fun in that?
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Great book!
- By desi on 08-21-21
By: Candice Wright
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Braving the Elements
- The Darkness Series, Book Two
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Sasha has always known she was different, but now she also knows that the shadow men she’s seen all her life, are real. With a life goal of fitting in, Sasha hopes her strange abilities will finally make true friendship a possibility. Unfortunately, her magic doesn’t function like everyone else’s. What she thought would make her belong, sets her apart now more than ever. Stefan, all but promised to a different woman, has tried to keep his mind on his duties instead of the irresistible and free-spirited human.
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Love Stefan & Sasha
- By Madeleine East on 11-24-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Everlasting Bad Boys
- Dragon Kin Series
- By: Shelly Laurenston, Cynthia Eden, Noelle Mack
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
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They're who you call when you want pleasure that lasts. A collection of three short stories by Shelly Laurenston, Cynthia Eden, and Noelle Mack.
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As with all anthologies some are better than other
- By Babsbny reads way too much on 06-12-19
By: Shelly Laurenston, and others
What listeners say about Fashionably Dead Down Under
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- Cheri
- 02-27-16
Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!
Down Under is an adventure full of new characters that are crazy, sexy, insane, and hilarious! And OH MY, the sex, and banter between Astrid and Ethan was HOT! Who knew a trip to hell could be so funny!
Jessica Almasy's performance rocked! She captures Astrid's personality and voice perfectly and Ethan's voice.....sexy! Well done!
I never thought I would fall in love with a story that was so "out there" and "insanely funny" but I did. However, some may be turned off by the langue but I'm not easily offended. I feel this story deserves all five stars ~ Great Story, Spot on Performance and just Awesome All Around.
If you love stories on the fun side with snarky, sassy, sexy characters that are over the top, and an unusual plot, this story will not disappoint. It was worth a credit, and the time you will spend laughing will be worth it!
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- Kathy R
- 02-11-16
One of my favorites in awhile.
The story was terrific. Timing of events just right. And I loved the narrator. I rarely submit an expanded review but this is worth it. And I go through a lot of stories, frequently purchasing several a month.
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- Dawn Stewart
- 03-16-16
Loving hell
I am now addicted. I need more of Astrid, Ethan, and the rest of these crazy people. I love the wit and sarcasm that this story is full of. Sarcasm is an art that not everyone understands or appreciates, but it is fun.
I loved the array of Astrid's family and how they all intermingle. There was such an array of emotions that were wrung out of Astrid and in turn out of each reader as it was read. I thoroughly enjoyed the mix of humor, sharp wit, mystery, and of course all the gorgeous people and hot smexy times. What a great way to spend my time than with this book.
The narration was beautiful. To pull off successfully the array of people in this story and still be believable is a feat well done. I have listened to many stories and am glad when I can listen and be pulled into the story and not spend time paying attention to the person changing their tone.
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- NEW NAME
- 11-27-17
Book 1 continued, and still SO DANG FUNNY!
Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.
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- Bethany
- 05-09-16
Great author/story /narrator combo
The author weaves a tight and profoundly creative story to which the narrator adds just the right personality. I laughed out loud many times and anxiously awaited the outcome of many, many moments provided.
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- LCLogic
- 04-17-18
Incredibly entertaining!
This is one crazy book. For this to just be the second book I'm surprised how different the story was from the first book, but it's a pleasant surprise. a lot of things happened in this book in a lot of new characters were introduced with interesting backgrounds. You, Robyn Peterman have some imagination.
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- Liz RR
- 12-28-17
Not profound
Just entertainment. A different way to look at heaven and hell then I have heard before.
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- Betty
- 06-18-17
Liked this one
Good addition to the first book. Good story and great story telling.
Finished this off well.
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- Trufflesmom
- 03-21-22
Hot Damn
Completely and utterly obsessed with this series! What is not to love? Vampires✅️ Demons✅️ Romance✅️ Laugh out loud commentary ✅️ The author makes you fall in love with every single character....whether they are leads or just a blip in the story. Brilliant 👏 I cannot wait to start the next one to see what happens with Astrid and company next!!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-27-23
Great to hear
Read the series years ago and laughed uproariously. Now hearing it as I go about my day and again laughing out loud is a treat.
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