-
F*** You Cancer
- How to Face the Big C, Live Your Life and Still Be Yourself
- Narrated by: Deborah James
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
F*** You Cancer
Buy for $13.07
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's summary
Random House presents the audiobook edition of F*** You Cancer, written and read by Deborah James.
**As seen on BBC Breakfast**
You are stronger than you know, more positive than you ever thought and you can still LIVE with cancer.
Drink more green juices, eat turmeric, walk for three hours a day... Arghh, I wanted to scream, run away and tell every well-meaning person to go and do one!! The barrage of cure cancer advice that came my way when I was diagnosed with stage 4 bowel cancer was enough to make anyone feel overloaded, let alone at a time when you are trying to get your head around having the Big C at the age of 35! I wanted hope and I wanted to feel normal, to drink wine, buy nice shoes and go to the pub – but all the advice I came across told me to cut out pretty much everything and retreat into my cancer cave.
Whilst this book doesn’t advocate throwing everything down the kitchen sink, it will help you to navigate your feelings through the big C roller coaster, remind you that it’s ok to feel one hundred different things in the space of a minute and most importantly show you that you can still live your life and be yourself with cancer.
From diagnosis (welcome to the club you never wanted to join) and surviving chemo through to how to cope with family and friends (can everyone just fuck off sometimes), managing the huge mental roller coaster, looking good (lipstick is your best friend) and feeling better (drink the wine), and celebrating milestones (drink more wine), F*** You Cancer is your up-lifting cancer coach in a book.
Packed with top tips, laugh out loud stories, insider advice and heart-warming case studies it will transform your mood and encourage you to shout #fuckoffcancer as loudly as you can!
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Between Two Kingdoms
- A Memoir of a Life Interrupted
- By: Suleika Jaouad
- Narrated by: Suleika Jaouad
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3,881
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,450
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3,426
In the summer after graduating from college, Suleika Jaouad was preparing, as they say in commencement speeches, to enter “the real world”. She had fallen in love and moved to Paris to pursue her dream of becoming a war correspondent. The real world she found, however, would take her into a very different kind of conflict zone. It started with an itch - first on her feet, then up her legs, like a thousand invisible mosquito bites. Then a trip to the doctor and, a few weeks shy of her 23rd birthday, a diagnosis: leukemia, with a 35 percent chance of survival.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
This was painful.
- By Meredith Nutrition on 07-31-22
By: Suleika Jaouad
-
Radical Remission
- Surviving Cancer Against All Odds
- By: Kelly A. Turner
- Narrated by: Kelly A. Turner
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 304
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 249
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 249
Early in her career, Kelly Turner, PhD, a researcher, lecturer, and counselor in Integrative Oncology, was shocked to discover that no one was studying episodes of radical remission, when people recover against all odds without the help of conventional medicine, or after conventional medicine has failed. She was so fascinated by this kind of remission that she spent eight years travelling through 10 countries to learn what factors that people experiencing this phenomenon encountered.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Caution. This book is misleading.
- By PMonaco on 04-16-20
By: Kelly A. Turner
-
Menopause Confidential
- Beginners Guide to: Hot Flashes, Insomnia, Surviving as a Couple, Diet., Exercise and More!
- By: Yasmin A.
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 26
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 25
Menopause and perimenopause are a serious subject - but I think humor helps! I have laughed at myself, and my family has laughed with me and not at me when I have had certain symptoms. You can listen to my personal and very open account of what I have been going through, and how I’ve seen humor in even the most serious symptoms. I hope if nothing else besides getting the information will make you smile.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
great tips survival guide
- By Mia Johnston on 05-10-23
By: Yasmin A.
-
This Is Me
- By: Mrs Hinch
- Narrated by: Mrs Hinch
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 35
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 28
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 28
Well guys, here we are! What an absolute whirlwind of a journey this has been so far. So much has happened in the last couple of life-changing years, and I'm so excited to share it with you all: my Hinchers. You have been right by my side for every step of the way, and I honestly couldn't have done it without the amazing love and support from this incredible family we've built together. It's often felt like a fairy tale but it hasn't always been easy, and I'm going to let you in on the highs and the lows as well as my biggest fears and my darkest challenges.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Sweetest women ever!!
- By LouAnn Holzer - MOMLIFELIVE on 10-17-20
By: Mrs Hinch
-
The Sober Diaries
- How One Woman Stopped Drinking and Started Living
- By: Clare Pooley
- Narrated by: Karen Cass
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,677
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,436
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 1,432
Like many women, Clare Pooley found the juggle of a stressful career and family life a struggle, so she left her successful role as a managing partner in one of the world's biggest advertising agencies to look after her family. She knew the change wouldn't be easy, but she never expected to find herself an overweight, depressed, middle-aged mother of three who was drinking more than a bottle of wine a day and spending her evenings Googling 'am I an alcoholic?'
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
The performance makes this one worthwhile...
- By River Holmes-miller on 04-24-18
By: Clare Pooley
-
The Hidden Power of F*cking Up
- By: The Try Guys, Keith Habersberger, Zach Kornfeld, and others
- Narrated by: The Try Guys
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,893
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,634
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,616
The four cocreators of the Try Guys, one of the Internet’s most popular and viral sensations, deliver their first audiobook - an inspirational self-improvement guide that teaches you that the path to success is littered with humiliating detours, embarrassing offenses, and unexpected failures.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Too scattered and no real continuity.
- By Jennilee R. Benda on 06-25-19
By: The Try Guys, and others
-
Between Two Kingdoms
- A Memoir of a Life Interrupted
- By: Suleika Jaouad
- Narrated by: Suleika Jaouad
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3,881
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,450
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3,426
In the summer after graduating from college, Suleika Jaouad was preparing, as they say in commencement speeches, to enter “the real world”. She had fallen in love and moved to Paris to pursue her dream of becoming a war correspondent. The real world she found, however, would take her into a very different kind of conflict zone. It started with an itch - first on her feet, then up her legs, like a thousand invisible mosquito bites. Then a trip to the doctor and, a few weeks shy of her 23rd birthday, a diagnosis: leukemia, with a 35 percent chance of survival.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
This was painful.
- By Meredith Nutrition on 07-31-22
By: Suleika Jaouad
-
Radical Remission
- Surviving Cancer Against All Odds
- By: Kelly A. Turner
- Narrated by: Kelly A. Turner
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 304
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 249
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 249
Early in her career, Kelly Turner, PhD, a researcher, lecturer, and counselor in Integrative Oncology, was shocked to discover that no one was studying episodes of radical remission, when people recover against all odds without the help of conventional medicine, or after conventional medicine has failed. She was so fascinated by this kind of remission that she spent eight years travelling through 10 countries to learn what factors that people experiencing this phenomenon encountered.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Caution. This book is misleading.
- By PMonaco on 04-16-20
By: Kelly A. Turner
-
Menopause Confidential
- Beginners Guide to: Hot Flashes, Insomnia, Surviving as a Couple, Diet., Exercise and More!
- By: Yasmin A.
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 26
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 25
Menopause and perimenopause are a serious subject - but I think humor helps! I have laughed at myself, and my family has laughed with me and not at me when I have had certain symptoms. You can listen to my personal and very open account of what I have been going through, and how I’ve seen humor in even the most serious symptoms. I hope if nothing else besides getting the information will make you smile.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
great tips survival guide
- By Mia Johnston on 05-10-23
By: Yasmin A.
-
This Is Me
- By: Mrs Hinch
- Narrated by: Mrs Hinch
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 35
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 28
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 28
Well guys, here we are! What an absolute whirlwind of a journey this has been so far. So much has happened in the last couple of life-changing years, and I'm so excited to share it with you all: my Hinchers. You have been right by my side for every step of the way, and I honestly couldn't have done it without the amazing love and support from this incredible family we've built together. It's often felt like a fairy tale but it hasn't always been easy, and I'm going to let you in on the highs and the lows as well as my biggest fears and my darkest challenges.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Sweetest women ever!!
- By LouAnn Holzer - MOMLIFELIVE on 10-17-20
By: Mrs Hinch
-
The Sober Diaries
- How One Woman Stopped Drinking and Started Living
- By: Clare Pooley
- Narrated by: Karen Cass
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,677
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,436
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 1,432
Like many women, Clare Pooley found the juggle of a stressful career and family life a struggle, so she left her successful role as a managing partner in one of the world's biggest advertising agencies to look after her family. She knew the change wouldn't be easy, but she never expected to find herself an overweight, depressed, middle-aged mother of three who was drinking more than a bottle of wine a day and spending her evenings Googling 'am I an alcoholic?'
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
The performance makes this one worthwhile...
- By River Holmes-miller on 04-24-18
By: Clare Pooley
-
The Hidden Power of F*cking Up
- By: The Try Guys, Keith Habersberger, Zach Kornfeld, and others
- Narrated by: The Try Guys
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,893
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,634
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,616
The four cocreators of the Try Guys, one of the Internet’s most popular and viral sensations, deliver their first audiobook - an inspirational self-improvement guide that teaches you that the path to success is littered with humiliating detours, embarrassing offenses, and unexpected failures.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Too scattered and no real continuity.
- By Jennilee R. Benda on 06-25-19
By: The Try Guys, and others
-
Unbreakable Mind
- Channeling Your Survival Instincts After Catastrophic Injury
- By: Steven Quigley
- Narrated by: Jessica Hazard
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 20
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 20
Throughout my life I have done things my way, and they have always worked out - as if I've had luck in my corner. All of my optimism and bravado came to a crashing halt one cold December holiday night, when after an evening out with good friends, I suffered an accident. I was beaten with a pipe and later found under a moving train, resulting in quadriplegia. Given virtually no chance to walk again, I was devastated. But I also had hope, and lots of it. A fire that exists deep within, and has since childhood, burns on no matter the circumstances. I am here for a bigger mission. What would that mission now be?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
an incredible man who lifted my soul
- By Sebastián Ojeda Maudier on 08-22-23
By: Steven Quigley
-
My Nonidentical Twin
- One ordinary girl. One life-changing condition. How Tourette’s changes your world.
- By: Evie Meg This Trippy Hippie
- Narrated by: Evier Meg - This Trippy Hippie
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 95
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 87
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 87
Hey guys, you might know me already from one of my social media channels where I talk about the highs and lows of living with Tourette's syndrome. I've loved sharing those times with you and - as there are lots of things I can't fit into a 60-second video - I've decided to write a book! It's the full story of how I came to be diagnosed and how having Tourette's has changed my life. Writing it has given me an opportunity to talk about things I haven't felt ready to share before - for some reason it's easier to put down private things in written words than in a video!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
loved this
- By Tori Reese on 10-16-23
-
Embrace Yourself
- By: Taryn Brumfitt
- Narrated by: Taryn Brumfitt
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 39
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 34
'Your body is not an ornament - it is the vehicle to your dreams.’ When was the last time you wore a bikini without a care in the world? Did a bomb in the pool? Or participated in an activity that gave you such a thrill you almost wet your pants? (Or you actually did!) Taryn Brumfitt - director of award winning documentary Embrace and fiercely passionate champion of women - has inspired over a million people across the world to embrace their bodies. Her message is urgent, critical, and incredibly inspiring.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Love the book! Love Embrace!!
- By B. Jung on 09-11-18
By: Taryn Brumfitt
-
Happy Mum, Happy Baby
- Adventures in motherhood from the host of the hit podcast
- By: Giovanna Fletcher
- Narrated by: Giovanna Fletcher
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 46
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 41
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 41
Being a mum is an incredible journey, a remarkable experience that changes how we look, how we feel, who we are. As mothers we are strong, protective and proud. We feel a love like no other. But being a parent can be hard, too. It challenges us physically, mentally, emotionally. There are the days where just managing to fit a shower in amidst the endless feeding, entertaining young children and surviving on a lack of sleep feels like an achievement.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Absolutely Amazing
- By Stefanie on 03-20-17
-
Ask Me His Name
- Learning to Live and Laugh Again After the Loss of My Baby
- By: Elle Wright
- Narrated by: Elle Wright
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 22
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 19
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 19
What do you do when the unthinkable happens? Elle Wright had an admittedly easy pregnancy - her scans went well, she and her baby were healthy throughout, and in May 2016, she and her husband welcomed their son, Teddy, into the world. Just a few hours after giving birth, they woke to find a nurse holding a cold and unresponsive Teddy, who had stopped breathing during the night. The happiest day of Elle's life had turned into every parent's worst nightmare, and she had to let her beautiful baby boy go.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I loved the portion where the family members shared how the loss of teddy affected them.
- By Jennifer flores on 03-08-24
By: Elle Wright
-
Overshare
- Love, Laughs, Sexuality and Secrets
- By: Rosie Spaughton, Rose Ellen Dix
- Narrated by: Rose Ellen Dix, Rosie Spaughton
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 781
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 718
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 711
Rose and Rosie are known for their candid and hilarious YouTube videos...but now they are taking oversharing to a whole new level. Discussing sexuality, revealing secrets and empowering others, Overshare is a book packed with Rose and Rosie's unique take on friendships, fame, mental health and LGBT issues. As visibly out members of the LGBT community, they open up about their own experiences, both together and as individuals, and have written this book in the hope that it gives strength to those who have faced similar difficulties.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Problem??
- By Anonymous User on 10-15-18
By: Rosie Spaughton, and others
-
Ten Things I Hate About Me
- By: Joe Tracini
- Narrated by: Joe Tracini
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 28
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 28
My name's Joe, and I have one job, every day: don't kill myself. I live with a complex mental illness called Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). 15% of people with BPD die by suicide, and 40% try. I'm already in the 40%. My job is to keep out of the 15%. In this book I want to try and explain what life is like when you have a brain that is essentially trying to murder you every day. It's a collection of the funny, sad and shocking stuff that has happened to me along the way.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Please read
- By Steve Craig on 09-17-22
By: Joe Tracini
-
First, We Make the Beast Beautiful
- A New Journey Through Anxiety
- By: Sarah Wilson
- Narrated by: Sarah Wilson
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 572
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 511
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 509
While reading psychiatrist Kay Redfield Jamison's groundbreaking account of bipolar disorder, An Unquiet Mind, Sarah Wilson discovered an ancient Chinese proverb that would change her life: To conquer a beast, you must first make it beautiful. Wilson, a best-selling author, journalist, and entrepreneur, had spent years struggling with her own beast: Chronic anxiety. And the words of this proverb would become the key to understanding her condition.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Can’t do it!
- By Karen on 06-27-18
By: Sarah Wilson
-
Dangerous Boobies
- Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts
- By: Caitlin Brodnick
- Narrated by: Harold Limpert, Margaret Brodnick, Catlin Brodnick
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 44
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 41
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 40
After watching too many family members die of cancer, at age 28, public speaker and comedian Caitlin Brodnick was tested for the BRCA1 gene mutation and tested positive, indicating an 87% chance she'd likely be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime. She had a preventative double mastectomy, thereby becoming an everywoman's Angelina Jolie. Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts goes in depth into her experience from testing to surgery and on to recovery.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
This is a fantastic resource!
- By Mel on 08-07-19
By: Caitlin Brodnick
-
The Diary of Nalie
- A Collection of Life Lessons and Reflections Shared While Thriving Through Stage IV Cancer
- By: Nalie Agustin
- Narrated by: Nalie Agustin
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 53
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 50
Nalie Agustin unlocks passages in her diary for you to discover her most profound life lessons and reflections learned throughout her journey thriving with Stage 4 metastatic breast cancer. Her deep soul writing takes you on an emotional roller coaster and unveils ways to navigate a journey filled with uncertainty, challenges, setbacks, and, more importantly, extraordinary comebacks.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Passionate about life
- By Anonymous User on 10-24-23
By: Nalie Agustin
-
Eat, Drink, Run
- How I Got Fit Without Going Too Mad
- By: Bryony Gordon
- Narrated by: Bryony Gordon
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 73
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 63
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
Bryony Gordon was not a runner. A loafer, a dawdler, a drinker, a smoker, yes. A runner, no. Yet somehow, as she began to recover from the emotional roller coaster of laying her life bare in her mental health memoir Mad Girl, she started to realise that getting outside, moving her body and talking to others for whom life was also an occasional challenge might actually help her.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
This book is a fun listen. Like an amusement park
- By JoleeSo on 05-20-23
By: Bryony Gordon
-
Life: What Nat to Do
- A Hot Take on the Advice You Never Asked For
- By: Nat's What I Reckon
- Narrated by: Nat's What I Reckon
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 57
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 54
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 53
Some advice suits certain people more than others. Some advice is...redundant waffle. And Nat's What I Reckon refuses to let it slide! Ya see, Nat's got a loud mouth and a taste for taking the piss out of stuff—it's how he lives, laughs and loves. Now, his target's the tired old life advice he's had enough of: Man up. Good vibes only. No pain no gain. Carpe diem. What a punish! Buckle up for Nat's unrequested take on pushing back against expectations and rolling through life with some laughs and kindness like a real, righteous ratbag!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I love how real he is!
- By Amazon Customer on 07-17-24