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- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come
- One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes
- By: Jessica Pan
- Narrated by: Jessica Pan
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
- By Aaron Menz on 07-03-23
By: Jessica Pan
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Benefits with Friends
- Starring Mae Martin and Sabrina Jalees
- By: Mae Martin, Sabrina Jalees
- Narrated by: Mae Martin, Sabrina Jalees
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Sex, money, religion...all topics that we’re told to avoid in polite company. But exactly the kind of conversations you should be having with your bestie, according to best friends of more than 20 years, Mae Martin (Feel Good) and Sabrina Jalees (Roast Battle). Romantic couples are often guided through the conversations they should be having before committing to each other–but what are the topics that best friends should be covering to truly get to know each other?
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10 outta 10
- By Joules on 07-16-24
By: Mae Martin, and others
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The Sellout
- A Novel
- By: Paul Beatty
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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A biting satire about a young man's isolated upbringing and the race trial that sends him to the Supreme Court, Paul Beatty's The Sellout showcases a comic genius at the top of his game. It challenges the sacred tenets of the United States Constitution, urban life, the civil rights movement, the father-son relationship, and the holy grail of racial equality: the black Chinese restaurant.
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Appreciated it, but didn't like it
- By Eugenia on 04-14-16
By: Paul Beatty
What listeners say about E is for Eyeball: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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- Jennifer Mulder
- 06-08-18
Not as funny and C and D, but still good
I didn't laugh through this one as much as i did with books C and D, but i did laugh at parts. This one felt like it was just to here, there and everywhere that i felt more confused at times than humorous. I may have to listen to this again to see if i might have just missed something
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- Emily
- 10-08-18
Not For Me
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
DNF at 21%.
It's not that this audiobook is bad, I just don't get it. It was really bizarre and I couldn't follow anything that was happening. I just thought the whole book was crazy.
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- PattyH
- 06-06-18
very interesting
Thriller with humor. who could ask for more?
the narrator is easy and fun to listen to. A bonus for the story.
I recieved a free copy at my request and and happy to leave my review
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- TU
- 06-14-18
This series is really entertaining and original
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
A totally crazy and engaging take on Edger Allan Poe's work. It wasn't as laugh out loud funny as the other books I've listened to by this author, but still quite good. Definitely worth listening to if you like original takes on classics.
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- Spooky Mike
- 06-07-18
Bizzaro Poe
What did I just listen to? While it sounds like the ramblings of a twelve year it is quite clever. Totally has the Drunken History feel as there is a story there but told through the mouth of an insane person. Like having Howling Mad Murdock recite a story. As crazy as this story is, unless you are BA Baracus, this string of Poe tales is quite fun and totally enjoyable. I’m not as proficient in Poe as I would like to be so this was interesting trying to remember how the original story was versus this one. Definitely a neat concept and will make me go listen to some of the original Poe stories just to be able to compare.
I liked how there didn’t seem to be any rules that the author followed while he updated these classic tales. It was just madness that flowed perfectly. Some of the tales are better than others, both as the classic story and as the updated rendition. The random things that pop up in each story are so bizarre I have to wonder what goes on in the mind of the author on a daily basis. The ending was great and really wrapped up the entire story.
David Dear does a great job with the narration. It takes a specific voice to be able to present this crazy story and David has it. His character voices, inflection, and overall presentation are perfectly paired with this book. It really sounded like David had as much fun voicing this story as the author did writing it. I’ve heard David before and this type of book is really where he shines. Hope to hear more.
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- Catrina P
- 08-30-18
E is for Eyeball
Controlled Madness... Marc Richard puts his own twist on the Edgar Allan Poe short stories. Definitely not meant for the children to listen to!
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- Luke
- 07-03-18
*Insert Edgar Allen Poe-related pun here*
Madness. Absolute madness. However, once you recall that these stories are all adapted from Edgar Allen Poe's works, you start to understand the bizarre narrative being told here.
It took some time to get used to the narrator's tone, but it certainly grew on me. Although, part of that may just be the fact that the narrator must voice the monologues of a complete and utter jerk. Our protagonist is certainly no hero, that's evident from the very first story.
**I was provided with a promotional copy, at my request, and have voluntarily left a fair and honest review**
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- Rebecca Azizov
- 05-26-18
amusing
as always the book was good and funny; i loved it quite much as the privios ones. good books
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- cosmitron
- 05-24-18
Creative and funny outlook on Classic Literature
If you like your Humor below the belt and a bit absurd and very mean then you may enjoy this book.
The Narrator kept the listeners interest and the constant kooky Humor tolerable.
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- BookLover
- 06-07-18
Crazy to Follow
I had a hard time following this book.....maybe just me.
The narrator has a great tone and energy
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