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Narrated by:
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Andersen Prunty
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By:
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Andy Boring
About this listen
Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.
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5 out of 5 stars
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fascinatingly skanky
- By Megon J. Walker on 07-15-16
By: Eileen Myles
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The Rules of Attraction
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis, Danny Gerard, Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 274
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 239
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Story4 out of 5 stars 243
Set at a small, affluent liberal-arts college in New England at the height of the Reagan '80s, The Rules of Attraction is a startlingly funny, kaleidoscopic novel about three students with no plans for the future - or even the present - who become entangled in a curious romantic triangle.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not Ellis's best work
- By Amy on 03-31-16
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The Switch
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Mark Hammer
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 116
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 105
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Story4 out of 5 stars 104
Ordell Robbie and Louis Gara hit it off in prison, where they were both doing time for grand theft auto. Now that they're out, they're joining forces for one big score. The plan is to kidnap the wife of a wealthy Detroit developer and hold her for ransom. But they didn't figure the lowlife husband wouldn't want his lady back. So it's time for Plan B and the opportunity to make a real killing - with the unlikely help of a beautiful, ticked-off housewife who's hungry for a large helping of sweet revenge.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Annoying reader
- By Randall on 12-15-11
By: Elmore Leonard
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All My Friends are Going to be Strangers
- By: Larry McMurtry
- Narrated by: John Randolph Jones
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 131
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 106
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Story4 out of 5 stars 103
Danny Deck - Emma's friend from Terms of Endearment - is a promising young writer losing touch with his talent and drifting from Texas to California because "that's where all the writers are." Set in the early 60s, this is a very funny (and raunchy) satire of life in Texas and California and a true and American portrait of an artist as a young man.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Favorite audio book ever
- By melanie christner on 06-01-16
By: Larry McMurtry
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The Complete Lockpick Pornography
- By: Joey Comeau
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
Combining two novellas into one volume, this collection explores the effects of prejudice and the ramifications of violence with a slightly unhinged sense of humor and unexpected tenderness. Lockpick Pornography, originally published in 2005, is a gender-queer adventure story that was not widely available until now. We All Got It Coming presents the experiences of a young couple dealing with the aftermath of an act of violence. From kidnapping the son of a "family values" politician to violent confrontation, these are characters who fight back.
By: Joey Comeau
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Love in Between
- By: Sandi Lynn
- Narrated by: Alexandra R. Josephs, Angelo Carillo
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 200
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 179
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Story4 out of 5 stars 179
My name is Lily Gilmore, and I was supposed to be getting married today. That was until I found my fiancé having sex with my sister in the church moments before I was supposed to walk down the aisle. I grew up with a father who was a womanizer and cheated on my mother every moment he had the chance. He would even stoop as low as to take me and my sister with him on his trysts when we were younger. Cheating was all I grew up with, and I vowed never to live the life my mother did.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I liked this one
- By Liz on 06-11-14
By: Sandi Lynn
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Road Dogs
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Peter Francis James
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 290
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 151
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Story4 out of 5 stars 150
Jack Foley is serving a 30-year sentence in a Miami penitentiary, but he's made an unlikely friend on the inside who just might be able to do something about that. Fellow inmate Cundo Rey, an extremely wealthy Cuban criminal, arranges for Foley's sentence to be reduced from 30 years to three months, and when Jack is released just two weeks ahead of Cundo, he agrees to wait for him in Venice Beach, California.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty fine Elmore Leonard.
- By Richard Delman on 07-26-12
By: Elmore Leonard
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This Is Crazy
- By: Natasha Madison
- Narrated by: Samantha Summers, Jack DuPont
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 275
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 251
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 250
All my life I've said I will never date a hockey player. I know better because I've seen and lived it all. My father is a hockey god, my brother is the captain of the most successful NHL team in the world, and my brother-in-law also plays in the league. Their lives are complicated, so I went in the opposite direction. I fell in love with a scholar. But instead of proposing marriage, he broke up with me.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It’s crazy how much I enjoyed this book!
- By amazonobsessed on 05-28-20
By: Natasha Madison
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor, Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Wringing every last drop
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-08-23
By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, and others
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Diary of a Mad Fat Girl
- By: Stephanie McAfee
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Story4 out of 5 stars 70
Graciela "Ace" Jones is mad-mad at her best friend Lilly who cancels their annual trip to Panama City for mysterious reasons; at her boss Catherine for "riding her ass like a fat lady on a Rascal scooter;" at her friend Chloe's abusive husband; and especially at Mason McKenzie, the love of her life, who has shown up with a marriage proposal three years too late.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What a fun read.
- By Donna on 04-13-12
By: Stephanie McAfee
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God-Shaped Hole
- A Novel
- By: Tiffanie DeBartolo
- Narrated by: Rachael Warren
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 132
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 124
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Story4 out of 5 stars 123
When Beatrice Trixie Jordan replies to a personal ad, she meets Jacob Grace, a charming, effervescent 30-something free-spirit writer passionately seeking life. He possesses his own turns of phrase and ways of thinking and feeling that dissonantly harmonize with Trixie's off-center vision. As they rollercoaster through the joys and furies of their wrenching romance, they try to come to terms with the hurt brought about by both of their distant fathers who, in different ways, forsook them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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To see a fortune teller or not to see one...
- By Renee on 08-08-18
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The Winter of Frankie Machine
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Dennis Boutsikaris
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,063
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,678
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,674
Frank Machianno is a late-middle-aged ex-surf bum who runs a bait shack on the San Diego waterfront. An affable Italian with a love of people and life, he's a stand-up businessman, devoted father, and a beloved fixture in the community. He's also a hit man - specifically, a retired hit man. Back in the day when he was one of the most feared members of the West Coast Mafia, he was known as Frankie Machine.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Five stars straight across the board
- By Eric Taylor on 06-28-12
By: Don Winslow
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I Am Not Myself These Days
- A Memoir
- By: Josh Kilmer-Purcell
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 161
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 144
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 144
I Am Not Myself These Days follows a glittering journey through Manhattan's dark underbelly---a shocking and surreal world where alter egos reign and subsist (barely) on dark wit and chemicals...a tragic romantic comedy where one begins by rooting for the survival of the relationship and ends by hoping someone simply survives.
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3 out of 5 stars
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depressing
- By Barry Morrison on 08-02-16
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Hold Me in Contempt
- A Romance
- By: Wendy Williams
- Narrated by: Rasha Jay
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 145
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 121
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Story4 out of 5 stars 119
Kimberly Kind is trying to get beyond her roots. A successful, beautiful, smart lawyer, she's finally finding direction in her life and getting out of the streets. But a terrible accident threatens to throw her carefully laid plans off course. Now Kim's hiding a huge secret…one that could threaten everything. Enter King. A perfect mix of Justin Timberlake and David Beckham, the man oozes sex and has more swagger than anyone Kim's ever met. Their chemistry is off the charts. But after passion-filled nights, the intensity of their emotions takes both of them by surprise.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pleasantly Surprised!
- By Kindle Customer on 07-16-14
By: Wendy Williams
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- Ella
- 02-02-20
I liked the writing but...
The most transphobic and homophobic Applebee's ad. I liked the writing but I hated the main character's I wasn't sure if I was supposed to.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-20-19
differnt
I received a free review copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review. I totally found this book different. It’s well written and the characters were interesting. this was a different type of book for me.
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- B.McGrath
- 05-11-21
NO
I feel like anyone associated with this is a little dumber for it myself included. This wasn't funny, but very strange and pointless. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator was okay.
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- DimlyLitBulb
- 08-08-22
Audiobook made me laugh a little too much
This story is not for listeners who take literature, life or themselves too seriously. If you have ever been offended watching cable TV, you should skip it. It's not for you. While the story was funny, the narrator's delivery is probably what had me laughing myself into coughing fits. The story was the perfect length but I found myself starting the sequel immediately just to find out what happened next.
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