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A zombie, a mimic, and a succubus walk into a bar...
When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect.
She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them.
She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs.
And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.
One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.
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I thought I was destined for an early grave. Apparently, fate had other plans for me. My name is Jake. After twenty-three years of life, all I have to my name is a dead-end job and an undiagnosed metabolic disorder that has the doctors baffled. Everything changed on my birthday when I found a magical key that followed me home. It led me to the Halls of Magic, a multiversal repository of arcane knowledge that will allow me the chance to cure my broken body and unlock arcane power.
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Non stop virgin wet dream
- By Anonymous User on 11-13-24
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Fertile Valley 1
- Fertile Valley, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Netherworld Manor
- By: Kay W. Williams
- Narrated by: Sierra Taft
- Length: 24 hrs and 37 mins
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Damien had planned it all out. He had the support of his wealthy parents, loyal friends who shared his goals, even a high-ranked Core just waiting for him to use. One more Dungeon run and he would be set–he was finally going to take the first real step on the path to fame and fortune as a Hero. The future was so bright, he needed shades to see it. Was, in the past tense. Because Damien just died.
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Great book, fresh MC. Narrator though..
- By Sam on 04-14-24
By: Kay W. Williams
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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! The Catch-Up Omnibus, Books 1-6
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 55 hrs and 24 mins
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Taken from my old life with little memory of what brought me here, I wake up in a high tech capsule. A wrinkly old elf tells me that my soul is incomplete and has been fused with that of a Solar Dragon to give me a second chance at life. Where? When? An urban metropolis filled with fantasy races, erected atop the back of a giant asteroid. Meteoropolis. And millions of years in the future, to boot. But that's not all. I've got super powers, too. To add to the excitement, I end up hosted by an anxious unicorn elf named Pinky Peach who is basically a professional gamer girl.
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Dumb Batman
- By Zack on 07-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
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A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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The Halls of Magic: Volume 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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I thought I was destined for an early grave. Apparently, fate had other plans for me. My name is Jake. After twenty-three years of life, all I have to my name is a dead-end job and an undiagnosed metabolic disorder that has the doctors baffled. Everything changed on my birthday when I found a magical key that followed me home. It led me to the Halls of Magic, a multiversal repository of arcane knowledge that will allow me the chance to cure my broken body and unlock arcane power.
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Non stop virgin wet dream
- By Anonymous User on 11-13-24
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Fertile Valley 1
- Fertile Valley, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Netherworld Manor
- By: Kay W. Williams
- Narrated by: Sierra Taft
- Length: 24 hrs and 37 mins
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Damien had planned it all out. He had the support of his wealthy parents, loyal friends who shared his goals, even a high-ranked Core just waiting for him to use. One more Dungeon run and he would be set–he was finally going to take the first real step on the path to fame and fortune as a Hero. The future was so bright, he needed shades to see it. Was, in the past tense. Because Damien just died.
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Great book, fresh MC. Narrator though..
- By Sam on 04-14-24
By: Kay W. Williams
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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! The Catch-Up Omnibus, Books 1-6
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 55 hrs and 24 mins
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Taken from my old life with little memory of what brought me here, I wake up in a high tech capsule. A wrinkly old elf tells me that my soul is incomplete and has been fused with that of a Solar Dragon to give me a second chance at life. Where? When? An urban metropolis filled with fantasy races, erected atop the back of a giant asteroid. Meteoropolis. And millions of years in the future, to boot. But that's not all. I've got super powers, too. To add to the excitement, I end up hosted by an anxious unicorn elf named Pinky Peach who is basically a professional gamer girl.
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Dumb Batman
- By Zack on 07-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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X-Treme American Dungeon League
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Garth had been the favorite for the number-one draft pick in the next season of the USA's top sport. His college career was supposed to end on a high note… but it didn't. Sabotaged in his final game, he found himself shut out of the Dungeon League of America, forced to retire his jersey in shame. With no other options, he leaned on his university degree and became a licensed psychiatrist and therapist. That should have been the end of his dungeon-crawling days. But then, a new dungeon appeared in his city.
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Hot and Hilarious
- By CBD on 11-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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Thought I knew what I was getting
- By Ed on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Billy the Barbarian: The Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 21 hrs and 1 min
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Billy the Barbarian is an Isekai adventure story about a normal man from our Earth whose destiny changes when he gets snatched up by the gods of a magical world. He then wakes up to find himself in a strange, cruel land known as Thune to the locals. It turns out the gods of Thune have pretty big plans for Billy, and before he knows it he's swept up into an adventure the likes of which you've never seen before.
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From Conan to Hercules
- By Nicholas Hernandez on 09-17-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Backyard Goblins
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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When a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
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Historically inaccurate!
- By Jay on 11-09-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Stone Age Hero
- By: Quentin Kilgore
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Tex falls into a chasm and wakes up in a brutal, stone-age wilderness. Armed with a rifle and the skills of a bushman, he must survive against pterodactyls, bloodthirsty barbarians, and tyrannical sorcerers.
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Average
- By Chad on 07-05-23
By: Quentin Kilgore
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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Prostitution with extra steps
- By Lostmidwesterner on 09-03-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Demon Lord Academy
- Demonic Education, Book 1
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
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My life was far from perfect, revolving around a dead-end school and caring for my sickly mother. It’s not until a chance encounter with a beautiful and mysterious blonde that I learn the truth about myself. You see, I’m not just an ordinary human. I’m a demon lord, potentially one of the strongest that’s ever lived. My mysterious new friend introduces me to the Academy for Demonic Education, where I learn about my emerging powers alongside my gorgeous classmates, including a shy brunette trying to find her voice as well as a famous shifter princess.
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good story, nicely done.
- By John on 08-28-24
By: Shane Hammond
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Aycrishi Sodality
- Omnibus: Books 1-6
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Summer Moon
- Length: 71 hrs and 58 mins
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I was hanging out with some buddies, doing a little caving, when everything went south. When I woke up, I was in some kind of medieval dungeon. Totally naked and in the dark. Luckily, I had a neighbor in a cell near me. One with a decidedly sexy feminine voice. When she explained to me that she was due to be executed and I was in line to be brainwashed, there was only one thing to do. We had to escape.
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good time waster and good scenes
- By Casey Owens on 06-21-24
By: Phil Aerix
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A Goblin for Christmas
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
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What's green and red and white all over? A cute goblin girl, dressed like Mrs. Claus! All Aiden wants for Christmas is a whole new life. He hates his job, his big city apartment, and everything **literally everything!** about Christmas. The only thing that might make the season bearable is if he had his imaginary goblin girlfriend at his side...
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Goblin girl fever
- By BiduscasMate on 07-07-24
By: Peter North
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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wth is this?
- By CooJo on 10-21-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Esoterica: The Omnibus
- The Lovecraftian Saga
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Bruno Anderson, Peggy Greyson
- Length: 29 hrs and 40 mins
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I'd known my fair share of tragedy in the last year. Lost my family, abandoned by my friends... things were looking down. Imagine my surprise when I get ripped out of my own reality and forcibly enrolled in a magic school nestled between the seams of the multiverse. My new purpose? Defend all of creation against the Outer Gods and keep from dying at the hands of the Void Things. But there's something nefarious about my headmistress... something I don't trust. At least I'm not alone anymore.
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Who would rate this 5 star?
- By Jeremy Burklow on 12-30-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Waifu Hero
- A LitRPG Fantasy
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
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Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
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Very different
- By BiduscasMate on 05-03-24
By: Jace Cannon
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- BiduscasMate
- 04-25-24
Zombies, succubi and dragons oh my
I love Annabelle's books. They are such fun listens. This one is no different and I highly recommend it
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- Anonymous User
- 12-06-24
A good side story
This story follows two characters from the Radley's series. While enjoyable on its own, it does make repeated references to the other series. I deeply enjoyed discovering the back story to the succubus character, Lily.
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- DaynenMc
- 04-19-24
Great Radley's side story ❣️
Lilly and Dana (sp?) have their adventure written down now.
This was an awesome story!
It really adds to the series.
And helps clarify who the magic hunting organization is and why they do what they do.
Great writing, characters, spice and action.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- Joshua Airington
- 04-20-24
5 stars
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Annabelle Hawthorne!
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- Joseph C.
- 06-17-24
Story line was very intense,
Liked when they took the seed from Tristin and took him down. nlNeed more books.
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- James J Kang
- 11-13-24
amazing story!
i stumbled onto Ms. Hawthorne's writing during the pandemic on literotica. her magnum opus (I think) is Home for Horny Monsters, and this story is a fun little side quest based off that one.
The voice acting is stellar, it really sounds like most of the characters are different people, and the story is engaging with a side of spice. it's its own fantasy/magic setting with rules that the author combined from other mythologies but they are pretty consistent and make enough sense to not break the spell. the main draw is the deep, complex characterizations - read this is you really love hearing the inner monologues and debates and motivations for each character processing a lot of good and bad and trying their best to find a reason to keep going.
A+++! 6 stars!
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- Tryston Moorman
- 08-07-24
funny and intriging
love the dialog and honestly the story as a whole. there were funny quips, hard truths, and eye opening revalations. all in all a great book. im looking forward to more like it from annabelle
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- Anthony K
- 09-15-24
Started off skeptical, ended up thrilled
When I started the book I was a little bit eh, maybe another book with too much 'service' and not enough story. However I ended up enjoying the story, listening to Lily's backstory as well as showing that not everyone is straight good or bad. I would recommend this book. Annabelle Hawthorne is really a good writer. Thanks for writing this!
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- Laziest Reviewer
- 04-19-24
A Solid Side Story
This fleshes out two (three?) of the characters that so far have seemed a little two dimensional. They're still not my favorite characters in the HM universe, but the story does work to bring them to life in a more thorough light. As usual from this team, the writing and performances are ridiculously top notch, especially for the spicy genre.
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- Racy Kane
- 05-01-24
More please!
While I'm not as into the actual series as most, I absolutely adored this book. I loved every moment Dana and Lily were together, and by the end, all I could think was that I wanted MORE.
Tldr:
This was amazing, please for the love of all that is unholy, make another book focused on the best ever zombie girl.
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