Cut and Run
A Light-Hearted Dark Comedy
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Ben Acker
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Ben Blacker
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Samantha Dugan and Abe Lally are best friends. They steal kidneys. They have their reasons.
Samantha is a professional seductress and con artist with a heart of gold. If she talked about her work, she’d tell you she only pilfers organs for medical research and that she only takes one kidney, and she only steals those kidneys from dishonest people. It’s hell on her social life.
Abe is the doctor and Sam's partner in crime. He isn’t much of a criminal. Except for the kidney stealing. But he’s using that money to fund his research that he anticipates will be able to cure diabetes. So, all for a good cause...? You decide. Of course, it's hell on his social life.
Cut and Run was performed by Meg Ryan, D’Arcy Carden, Sam Richardson, Rachel Bloom, Thomas Lennon, Ed Begley Jr, Eugene Cordero, Baron Vaughn, Carlos Alazraqui, Arturo del Puerto, Dustin Ybarra, Aaron Abrams, Ginger Gonzaga, Greg Santos, Oscar Montoya, Roberta Valderrama, and Shulie Cowen.
“Dynamite Lady”, an original song, was written and performed by Aimee Mann and Ted Leo.
Cut and Run was written and co-produced by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker
Director - Alexandra Barreto
Executive Producer - Morgan Jones
Audio Editing and Sound Design team - Tyler Dorson, Marc Atkinson, Emma Burlingame, Matt Beagle, and Jake Young
Recorded at Marc Graue Studios
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Inspired by the works of his Academy Award-winning father, Ed Begley Jr. became an actor. He first came to audiences' attention for his portrayal of Dr. Victor Ehrlich on the long-running hit television series, St. Elsewhere, for which he received six Emmy nominations. Since then, Begley Jr. has moved easily between feature, television, and theater projects. On screen, Ed can be seen in Book Club, Ghostbusters, and a number of Christopher Guest films, such as Mascots, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, and For Your Consideration. He has also appeared in the Seth Rogan/Judd Apatow film, Pineapple Express. On television, Begley can be seen on Modern Family, The Cool Kids, Future Man, Better Call Saul, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and the ABC comedy Bless This Mess. He has starred in two HBO movies: Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight and Recount. He has also had recurring roles on Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, and Portlandia.
Begley starred in David Mamet's November at the Mark Taper Forum, and has appeared in several other works by this amazing playwright: The Cryptogram, in Boston, New York, and Los Angeles, as well as Romance, also at the Mark Taper Forum. Ed has directed several episodes of the hit show NYPD Blue as well as a play that he wrote, Cesar and Ruben, which won a Nos Otros Award and four Valley Theater League Awards. He lives in a solar powered home and drives an electric car.
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As a television writer, his credits include: The State, Reno 911!, Viva Variety, and Strangers with Candy. On IFC’s 2008 list of The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time, Lennon is the author of four: Monkey Torture, Porcupine Racetrack, Mind Match, and $240 Worth of Pudding. Lennon and Garant have written numerous feature films together, including Night at the Museum, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Reno 911!: Miami, The Pacifier, Balls of Fury, and Hell Baby. In addition to writing films, Lennon and Garant co-authored, Writing Movies for Fun and Profit, a book about the studio system that Anna Kendrick in The New York Times called "The Best Book about Hollywood… hilarious and insanely accurate." Lennon lives in Los Angeles with his wife, the actress Jenny Robertson, and their son, Oliver.
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- Original Recording
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 452
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When love reigns supreme in Northridge High just outside Chicago, by the lake, it happens beneath the soft, pink-infused spotlights hovering over that most special night of the year - prom night. Passable in Pink is an Audible Original from New York Times best-selling author Mike Sacks (Stinker Lets Loose!). Sacks has teamed up once again with director Eric Jason Martin (Stinker Lets Loose!, Heads Will Roll) to adapt a forgotten John Hughes-type 1983 movie into a fully immersive cinematic audio experience, with an epic all-star cast.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A classic parody, f**ing funny as hell.
- By S.Hull on 11-28-19
By: Mike Sacks
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#1 in Customer Service
- The Complete Adventures of Tom Stranger
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Adam Baldwin, Larry Correia
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,127
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,849
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,842
Whether he’s underwriting for an overlord, or wearing a pocket protector in a pocket universe, Tom Stranger has just one policy: providing Quality Customer Service. No alien menace is too menacing, no galactic rift too rifty for the multiverse’s most-trusted Interdimensional Insurance Agent in these three brand-new adventures and two classic escapades.
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3 out of 5 stars
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First half good
- By Ben Koch on 01-07-20
By: Larry Correia
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Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 7,011
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,223
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,220
In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
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Black Crow, White Snow
- By: Michael Livingston
- Narrated by: Janina Edwards
- Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 12,790
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 11,466
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 11,484
In a world where women hold all the power and men have barely been an afterthought, an intrepid shipmistress must put aside everything she knows if she is to save her people. Bela is at the helm of the Sandcrow, a ship sent from calm seas to the far frozen north in search of a legendary power that could turn the tide of war. Locked into ice, the Sandcrow is lost. Now, for the shipmistress and her crew, a desperate voyage becomes a chilling struggle for survival against nature, fear, and prejudice.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Good writing, mediocre narration, wastes the theme
- By Amazon Customer on 05-03-19
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,428
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,880
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,814
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come
- One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes
- By: Jessica Pan
- Narrated by: Jessica Pan
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 143
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 136
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What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
- By Aaron Menz on 07-03-23
By: Jessica Pan
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Agent 355
- By: Marie Benedict
- Narrated by: Emily Rankin
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 16,989
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,144
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15,070
The tide is turning against the colonists in the Revolutionary War, and 18-year-old Elizabeth Morris cannot sit by idly. Quietly disdainful of her Tory parents, who drag her along to society events and welcome a British soldier into their home during their occupation of New York City, Elizabeth decides to take matters into her own hands. She realizes that, as a young woman, no one around her believes that she can comprehend the profound implications of being a nation at war - she is, effectively, invisible. And she can use this invisibility to her advantage.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Should’ve leaned into history or romance
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-03-20
By: Marie Benedict
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Tinaca Jones
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Retta, Matt Boren, Stephanie Lemelin
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 14,141
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 12,845
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Story4 out of 5 stars 12,788
What’s in a name? A lot. The name Tinaca, for example, has been passed down in the Jones family for generations of women. In fact, the Joneses name a Tinaca every other generation, to let the name breathe a little. To let each Tinaca shine. And shine is exactly what Tinaca Jones intends to do.
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1 out of 5 stars
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OMG MAKE IT STOP
- By Dee Dee on 01-03-20
By: Matt Boren
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My Guy Died
- By: Dan Neilan
- Narrated by: Patti Harrison, Tim Heidecker, Ravi Patel, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 372
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 340
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Boy (Tim Heidecker) is a dog who is tired of being held back by humans. When he wakes one morning to find his owner dead, he assumes there’s no one left to stop him from achieving his goal of being a wild and majestic wolf. Unfortunately, he’s about to meet Rebecca (Patti Harrison), a lifelong slacker who is out to prove to her roommates (Poppy Liu and Danny Pudi) that she’s not a total loser by getting a job as a dog walker for a start-up called Bow-Now.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great Original Concept
- By BMorgan on 12-16-22
By: Dan Neilan
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Tribulation
- By: Adam Jahnke
- Narrated by: Josh Charles, Tom Clark, Trevor Goble, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,167
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,060
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,061
Tribulation is a twisted mystery about an end-of-days religious cult manipulating space and traveling across planes of existence on electricity and radio signals. Cult members willingly accept seven brutal years of torture, known as their “tribulation,” to atone for their earthly sins and come out on the other side saved (or thoroughly brainwashed?). The hero of this thriller, Stacy Carlson, must uncover the mystery of the Tribulation cult after her husband Greg is kidnapped by its leader, Brother Elijah (Josh Charles), through a bizarre AM radio broadcast.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent!
- By Patty on 10-22-19
By: Adam Jahnke
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Phreaks
- By: Matthew Derby
- Narrated by: Ben McKenzie, Carrie Coon, Christian Slater, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 7,310
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,595
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,575
The year is 1970. Emma Gable, a blind teenager coming of age in a small industrial town in Western New York, is about as far from the seismic cultural transformations rocking campuses and city streets across America as a person can get. Emma escapes the chaos of her dysfunctional family by dialing up random numbers on the phone in her bedroom, just to see who'll answer.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Great Performance. Unlikable Characters
- By Abby on 08-08-20
By: Matthew Derby
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Scorpion
- By: Mark Dawson, Steve Cavanagh
- Narrated by: David Thorpe
- Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,518
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,358
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,351
Mark Dawson's Group Fifteen Files. Quick, lightning-paced, action.
They call him 'Scorpion'. No-one knows his real name, and the only people who have seen his face are dead. He works for the highest bidder, and he's never missed a target.
The assassin appears in London with the name of an investigative reporter on his list. But has Scorpion met his match? The reporter has a protector - John Milton. And Milton might be the only man in the world more dangerous than him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Mark Dawson's first Group Fifteen novella
- By Wayne on 02-18-18
By: Mark Dawson, and others
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Holiday Greetings from Sugar and Booze
- By: Ana Gasteyer, Mona Mansour
- Narrated by: Ana Gasteyer, Maya Rudolph, Patti LuPone, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5,093
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,540
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 4,534
Holiday Greetings from Sugar and Booze is a music-filled holiday comedy starring Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph, with a jolly cast including Patti LuPone, Rachel Dratch, and Richard Kind. In this heartwarming story of love and friendship, we follow the journey of “Sugar” and “Booze” as they go from inseparable college buddies to busy working moms who mostly keep in touch with each other, and their close friends and family, through annual holiday letters.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun and easy listen
- By MARIE on 12-07-19
By: Ana Gasteyer, and others
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The Great Indoors
- By: Ginny Hogan
- Narrated by: Mae Whitman
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 285
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 278
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Story4 out of 5 stars 278
Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
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- Heather C
- 02-02-20
Cute story
I was skeptical about this one but then found myself really liking it. The narration was superb. The story line was cute. I recommend giving it a try.
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- 02-02-20
Cut and Run
Love the plot suspense love story and the Danger the whole plot where magnificent awesome
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- Francine Barr
- 02-01-20
Crime and Romance Partner Up
A nice distraction while recovering from surgery. Upbeat contempory twist on traditional cops and robbers crime story in
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- CoolHand
- 02-11-20
good off beat humour
great cast and excellent narration from meg ryan.
what i enjoyed most was that i didn't have to deal with gratuitous violence, faul language or explicit sex.
it was great to get a family "radio drama" for a change. even though i think ill not let my mis schooler listen to it just yet
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- Jennifer
- 02-03-20
Brilliant fun!
Fast paced, funny, and well done! Pure listening joy.
Definitely worth more than the cost of admission!
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- R. Klein
- 02-21-20
Very entertaining!
Found myself wishing it was longer. But it was a fun run while it lasted. Deluxe acting, funny, and so nicely acted. A lighthearted jet-set romp through inter-connecting crime rings that ties up nicely at the end. Fun characters, with well-meaning dark sides. Really a fun listen!
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- Xeroxoul
- 02-07-20
Nostalgia!
This is a great callback to the radio programs they use to record at the Museum of History and Industry in Seattle! But with a quicker wit...
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- Kevin
- 02-05-20
very witty
Very witty book. Really glad I decided to listen to it. I only wish this would have been a series instead of a single story.
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- aleathia sales
- 02-07-20
Great Listening!
I really enjoyed this forme beginning to end. I hope there are more to come like this. Excellent!
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- M.King
- 02-07-20
Very funny
This was a very funny story. W/ the baby lungs to the first kiss and the hilarity of everyone wanting to be “special”. Adam gives a great story about his life and it was done with the humor. It had me laughing again while sitting in my chair. Was such a riot I think I might have woke up a few sleeping family members, laughing. Hope you enjoy. I know I did!!
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