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Jonathan Sleep
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Robert Bevan
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Deeming the Whore's Head Inn no longer safe to hide in, the gang decide to take a more proactive role in their pursuit to get back to reality, or at least to keep Mordred from doing so.
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- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Good Intentions
- By: Elliott Kay
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,164
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,824
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,824
He knew it was a dumb stunt from the start. A midnight run through a cemetery to impress a couple of girls isn't the stuff of legend, but Alex Carlisle longs to escape the crushing mediocrity of life after high school. Then, he stumbles upon the ritual, the cultists, and two bound and bloodied women. Alex intervenes, and the ritual blows up in his face, leaving him bound to them both: Rachel and Lorelei, an angel and a succubus.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Read the Warning Label!
- By C. Williams on 08-31-15
By: Elliott Kay
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Worldship: Udo the Digger
- Worldship, Book 1
- By: Joshua Gayou
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 14 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,141
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,027
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,026
Udo's biggest problem isn't being a digger (that's low class), or staying drunk (that's damn expensive), or avoiding the Dwergaz (they're monsters), or even pissing off the supposed Gods. It's that his reality...well, it isn't what he thought. And now, he can't even afford to drink because his so-called friend Nicz is cutting into his business, digging up tin, iron, and copper. So Udo forms a new plan: clay. After all, clay jars are used to store everything: meat, herbs, and, his personal favorite, ale.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I am confused.
- By Ahkia on 06-02-20
By: Joshua Gayou
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Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 483
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 437
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 435
Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
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Breaking Gods
- Godbreaker, Book 1
- By: D. J. Molles
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,849
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,690
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,689
In the beginning, the gods destroyed the world. Five hundred years later, things haven’t gotten much better for humans. The demigods that were left behind to guard over humanity have been using them as fodder for an endless civil war between themselves, and the humans just go on dutifully slaughtering each other, battle after battle. It’s not all bad, though. Perry McGown makes his living off those bloody, stinking battlefields. He works on a crew that reclaims all the spent shell casings. But if anyone found out that he was a deserter from the war, he’d be executed for heresy.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Why does the author make it so hard to like the main character
- By Teressa Vanda on 10-02-19
By: D. J. Molles
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The Sleeping Dragon
- Guardians of the Flame, Book 1
- By: Joel Rosenberg
- Narrated by: Keith Silverstein
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 739
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 672
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 672
It began as just another evening of fantasy gaming with James, Karl, Andrea, and the rest ready to assume their various roles as wizard, cleric, warrior, or thief. But sorcerous gamemaster Professor Deighton had something else planned for this unsuspecting group of college students. And the "game" soon became a matter of life and death as the seven adventurers found themselves transported to an alternate world and into the bodies of the actual characters they had been pretending to be....
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3 out of 5 stars
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A Self Image Cast in Stone Could Shatter
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-19-13
By: Joel Rosenberg
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Ex-Superheroes
- By: A.J. Markam
- Narrated by: Tad Branson
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,879
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,720
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,718
It’s the end of the 21st century, and Hunter McNeil is your average, ordinary, ex-Army Ranger with superpowers. He’s serving time unjustly in a Supermax for supervillains when a botched prison break puts him in the crosshairs of an Army general who runs the Super-Powered Combatants Corp. Turns out a coordinated strike has put supervillains in charge of every major city in the world, and Hunter is the only hope at restoring order. And so Hunter sets out to do what he does best: kill supervillains. Save the world. And build a harem of smokin’ hot, super-powered women to help him.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Half Literary Porn
- By ReWrite from Shadow on 01-18-21
By: A.J. Markam
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Lost Pirates
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 824
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 749
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Story4 out of 5 stars 750
Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome. Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy. Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I wanted to like it, but...
- By Spencer on 02-10-19
By: Jamie Hawke
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Death Becomes Her
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,305
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,133
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,130
What you thought you knew about vampires and werewolves is wrong...so very, very, wrong. A thousand years of effort to keep the Unknown World hidden is unraveling and the Patriarch is tired. He needs to find someone to take over. He finds Bethany Anne.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vamp action at its' finest
- By BikeVON on 04-19-17
By: Michael Anderle
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The Pilo Family Circus
- By: Will Elliott
- Narrated by: Mark Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 99
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 92
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Story4 out of 5 stars 93
"You have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You’re joining the circus. Ain’t that the best news you ever got?" Delivered by a trio of psychotic clowns, this ultimatum plunges Jamie into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between Hell and Earth from which humankind’s greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place - peopled by the gruesome, grotesque, and monstrous - where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining but unremarkable bit of the lmacabre
- By David on 05-31-14
By: Will Elliott
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Proxima Legends, Vol 1
- Fantasy Online, Books 1 & 2
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 22 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
After the death of his best friend, Ryuk logs into the online fantasy world of Tritania in hopes of seeing her again. Joined by a cantankerous goblin, a famous Swedish gamer, and a dragon, his guild sets out on an epic quest to find Tamana. Despite pressures from the real world and a mysterious faction known as the Shinigami, Ryuk uncovers a mind-blowing secret....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Can't Stand The FICKING Swearing
- By Anonymous User on 04-08-23
By: Harmon Cooper
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Highfire
- A Novel
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 992
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 883
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 884
In the days of yore, he flew the skies and scorched angry mobs - now he hides from swamp tour boats and rises only with the greatest reluctance from his La-Z-Boy recliner. Laying low in the bayou, this once-magnificent fire breather has been reduced to lighting Marlboros with nose sparks, swilling Absolut in a Flashdance T-shirt, and binging Netflix in a fishing shack. For centuries, he struck fear in hearts far and wide as Wyvern, Lord Highfire of the Highfire Eyrie - now he goes by Vern.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun
- By Alex Sumner on 02-28-20
By: Eoin Colfer
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Return of the Dwarf King
- Adventures of Finnegan Dragonbender
- By: Charley Case, Martha Carr
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story5 out of 5 stars 20
Stranded and alone in Denver, Colorado, Finn and his partner Penny (a foot and a half long Faerie Dragon) search for friends and allies in this strange new land. But something about this place isn’t right. Magic has gone underground, and has anyone seen John Wayne? Lucky for Finn he’s a Dwarf, and underground is where he does his best work. Join Finn, Penny, and their new friends on an adventure that spans the globe and holds the fate of an entire planet in its twists and turns. And just maybe a tall Dwarf and a small dragon can find their place in the universe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome!
- By Wallace E Edson on 08-28-24
By: Charley Case, and others
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor, Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Wringing every last drop
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-08-23
By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, and others
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City of the Fallen Sky
- By: Tim Pratt
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 209
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 194
Once a student of alchemy with the dark scholars of the Technic League, Alaeron fled their arcane order when his conscience got the better of him, taking with him a few strange devices of unknown function. Now in hiding in a distant city, he's happy to use his skills creating minor potions and wonders - at least until the back-alley rescue of an adventurer named Jaya lands him in trouble with a powerful crime lord.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Two stories in one
- By Kirk MacNeil on 10-18-15
By: Tim Pratt
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Reign of Stars
- By: Tim Pratt
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 165
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 149
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 149
When the leader of the ruthless Technic League calls in a favor, the mild-mannered alchemist Alaeron has no choice but to face a life he thought he'd left behind long ago. Accompanied by his only friend, a street-savvy thief named Skiver, Alaeron must head north into Numeria, a land where brilliant and evil arcanists rule over the local barbarian tribes with technology looted from a crashed spaceship.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Narrator
- By Carolyn V on 05-27-16
By: Tim Pratt
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- By: N.P. Martin
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 24 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- By Snyckerdoodle on 09-22-21
By: N.P. Martin
What listeners say about Critical Failures VII
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- Joshua J Freitas
- 10-29-19
Funny, but lacked a satisfying conclusion
Previously, CF has at least left me feeling like one problem was solved, but there's more to come. This installment felt like it needed another few chapters to wrap up the loose ends, instead it was like a 90's tv cliffhanger
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- David gump
- 10-28-19
I want more
it was over far to soon and I really want more now that i have to wait again for next booking feel like a junkie
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Clint M Niec
- 11-14-19
Loved it!!
Another volume that made time fly by. Thoroughly enjoyable. Thank you to Robert Bevan and Jonathan Sleep for creating and performing such fun and engaging tales.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Q
- 10-31-19
Amazing, but...
grr. The end kinda frustrated me but loved the small sound effects added, really was great. The end was upsetting because it's something my dm would pull to keep the story going an that Mordrid as a player levels way faster than the other players. not sure how I feel about some of the character direction.....
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- TerrorverseTV
- 11-27-19
Good; Not Great
In the grande scheme of things, the story goes along the lines you’d expect it to. That’s part of the issue. I feel less and less emotionally invested in the story than I did in 1-4. 5-6 were still pretty good, but now I’m keeping up with several storylines.
It’s still full of all the humor and vulgarity we’ve come to know and love but the story isn’t as intriguing. I’m ready for everyone to just accept their fate and read about people from earthing making their life in a fantasy world.
Sleep, the narrator, once again hit it OUT OF THE PARK. The dude is amazing. I look forward to CF 8!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Mikel
- 05-19-22
all together now!
i never thought it possible but its the first time i ever sang to an audiobook.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Jerome
- 10-31-19
Mr Bevan & Mr Sleep have upped their game
The author delivered a longer, more complex story with more laughs and social commentary in CF 7. Complemented by expanding the narrator's already significant story-telling skills with the use of music and sound effects, this audio book is my favorite of the series so far.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Mitchell
- 10-31-19
Fantastic
As always a great story from Robert Bevan and the performance by Jonathan Sleep was prefect. Can’t wait for the next installment!!!!!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Jon
- 12-03-19
On the floor laughing.
Nothing unusual here. Dungeons and d**k jokes. If you don't like dirty comedy go home. If you love some trash comedy. Get in the can.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-28-19
gut wrenching ending
great continuation of a great story, can't wait for the next installment.
performance was amazing and quality was top notch
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