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Anthony Palmini
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Cassandra Medcalf
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Vera Valentine
About this listen
Fleeing college pressure, Jules heads home to rest, recharge, and figure out a plan before fall break ends. Eager to spend time with her mother and stepfather, there's one presence she's less thrilled about seeing: Red.
The sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist Punch was a huge pain in the glass. He'd been getting under her skin for two years now, ever since their parents' wedding day. Red's taste in entertainment and weirdly suggestive commentary were driving her crazy, a destination she was capable of finding all on her own.
With big life decisions looming, his antics shake up Jules' already fragile peace, steering her towards a leisurely evening in her mom's new sauna. It seems like the perfect remedy for stress... until Red invites himself along. Close, steamy confines have a way of outing secrets, and Red has a huge one he can't keep on ice any longer.
Will Jules be able to resist her thirst for the unknown, or will the truth about her stepbrother refresh her perspective entirely?
Cold Sweat is a parody sentient object romance novella between a human woman and a large glass pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist drink mix. No, that's not a metaphor. It's made of glass. Yes, I am referring to exactly what you think I am. Yes, this was written by the same woman who wrote the door one. And the balloons. And the boat. At this point, you know what you're getting into, friends.
Narrated in duet style.
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Compiled by intrepid journalist Neve Pride, this archive of recordings spans the months after dragons emerged on earth, chronicling the communities that sprang up amid the destruction, the scientists, military leaders, and experts searching for a defense, and those steadfastly seeking the missing. Neve and her young daughter Bex travel among the wreckage speaking to those left behind and surviving, against all odds. Neve records everything for history, and in the hopes of locating a clue as to where the dragons came from and how one might stop them.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Performance and production
- By Amazon Customer on 03-31-25
By: Bob Proehl
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Project Hail Mary
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 191,166
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 174,773
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Story5 out of 5 stars 174,221
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bazinga
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By: Andy Weir
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Hitchhikers
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,301
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,284
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,284
Annie has always had high hopes for her future. But the reality of her life just isn’t measuring up. She loves her fiancé, Greg–doesn’t she? She’s going to get her degree and open her own business–won’t she? Then, a strange old woman shows up outside her house, and she seems to know a lot about Annie. An awful lot. Annie could tell the old woman to get lost. Yet there’s something about her Annie just can’t shake. And what she learns could change her life forever–but is it the life she envisioned?
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5 out of 5 stars
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The ever present battle between past and future.
- By Kindle Customer on 03-14-25
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 237
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Wil Wheaton is torture
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By: John Scalzi
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The Martian
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Story5 out of 5 stars 34,368
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Starter Villain
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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- Kay
- 12-15-24
Okay . . .
This was exactly with expected . . . But better! I cackled the entire time. Hilariously hot tho 🤣😏👀
3.5 stars
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Jasmine Cristando
- 03-06-25
Entertaining that’s for sure
Not what I thought would happen but not mad at it. I’ll never drink kool aid again!
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- Karalea Bell
- 12-15-24
Refreshing
The best narrators, and Anthony palmini like I’ve never heard before!! This audiobook was short and very very (sugar free) sweet!
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- Sara
- 11-11-24
The narration made this an absolute blast to listen to!
I spent 90% of this book laughing out loud. What a hilarious story. It’s just what I needed! Anthony’s performance as Red was amazing.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-23-24
Call me Mrs. Potts!
lol Such a funny book. Very demure, very saucy! I like the way Vera writes ! The Narrators voices are so good and they really brought the fantasy to life 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂🙂↔️
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