BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
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When the universe defaults on its existential loans, who better to foreclose the apocalypse than the Windowpuncher, Tyson Dawes?
Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade. Meanwhile, Molls and her family fall into a whole mess of market shock and face futures unknown.
With Storage under threat of hostile foreclosure, the universe faced with Sleem saturation, and Silken Sands spread thinly over too many areas of opportunity, has BuyMort found its final market victor?
From the elastic supply of the Church's Inquisition auditing Silken Sands to a climactic battle with ROI (that's Return on Incineration, by the way) so low it crashes all markets, this is one fiscal year you won't want to miss.
Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.
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Don't listen to the other reviews
- By Wesley Naval on 09-12-22
By: Zogarth
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BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 547
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 412
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 412
After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised. But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed. It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny
- By Mandymomof3boyz on 05-20-23
By: Damien Hanson, and others
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You Are Summoned
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Dean Henegar
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 163
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 163
It was supposed to be another boring day at the insurance office for Rico Kline, but powerful forces had other plans for him. Finding himself repeatedly summoned to other worlds as a disposable minion, Rico must face deadly foes, disarm insidious traps, become a test subject, and run the occasional errand for his various summoners. At least when each summoning is over, he’s rewarded and sent back home. But being back home has its own set of problems, and he'll need to grow stronger to face it all.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really interesting twist on LitRPG
- By Andy Thomson on 12-30-24
By: Dean Henegar
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Discount Dan
- Discount Dan’s Backroom Bargains, Book 1
- By: James Hunter
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 15 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 338
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 321
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 321
Dan has accidentally "Noclipped" into the Backrooms—a bizarro, extra-dimensional Alice-in-Wonderland world, overrun with horrific nightmare creatures known as the Dwellers. No one ever gets out. Hell, forget about leaving, if Dan wants to survive the week, he's going to need to harness the strange game-like magic of the Backrooms, make some very sketchy allies, and carve out a little safe haven to call his own.
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5 out of 5 stars
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DCC fans need to check out DD.
- By SuperFan on 03-31-25
By: James Hunter
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The Mayor of Noobtown
- Noobtown, Book 1
- By: Ryan Rimmel
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,798
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,743
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,722
After dying and being reborn into a world that's built like a video game, Jim has found himself stuck in a very old-world style new-player zone for low-level adventurers. Unfortunately, the zone fell out of use centuries ago, and no one told the monsters they were supposed to take it easy on the Noobs. Even worse, the only new player around is Jim. Jim has been given an opportunity, and he'll do his best to take advantage of it.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Like the land but actually finishes story lines.
- By Kaz on 09-03-19
By: Ryan Rimmel
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I'm Not the Hero: An Isekai LitRPG
- I'm Not the Hero, Book 1
- By: SourpatchHero
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 17 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,072
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,778
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,778
When it comes to action and adventure, every hero needs a good sidekick. Holmes has Watson, Batman has Robin, and Daniel has . . . Orrin. More like brothers than friends, they always have each other's backs. And as Daniel is the big, strong, handsome type, Orrin is more than happy to remain in his shadow at school, at parties, pretty much everywhere. Then things take a turn for the truly weird when a terrible accident catapults the pair into a world totally unlike their own, in which the rules of a role-playing game hold sway.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Totally solid LitRPG. Negative reviews are overstated.
- By Christopher on 01-05-24
By: SourpatchHero
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The Primal Hunter
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,104
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9,613
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,598
It was a day like any other when suddenly the world changed. The universe reached a threshold humanity didn’t even know existed, and it was time to finally be integrated into the vast multiverse. A place where power is the only thing anyone can truly rely on.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Don't listen to the other reviews
- By Wesley Naval on 09-12-22
By: Zogarth
What listeners say about BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
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- Mark Metz
- 08-11-24
lots of action, character development, andvworld building.
the rise of a homeless trailer park caretaker in late stage capitalism on a multiversal scale.
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- Benjamin R. Murphy
- 05-24-24
its good
narrator does a good job. the story is pretty entertaining also. waiting for the next one.
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- Kyle y.
- 08-02-24
I love the concept and narration
I’m not to good at this but I love this entire series well narrated and sucked me in every time
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-11-24
Another solid entry into the series
this has quickly become one of my favorite series. Seeing all the characters grow from how they initially struggled is great. I'm a bit concerned about where the MC will go from here but if handled right I think we're in for some very compelling story telling to watch him struggle with he has become and what he's doing should be neat
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- swyrlgirl
- 12-07-24
Whoa!
What a ride! Creative and smart world building with humor and cultural references. I hope this series continues because the MC has heart and brains. A reluctant leader. Well read and written.
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- Ted
- 04-12-24
Chef's Kiss
If you are worried that the quality of the story will dip from the previous, fear not! Because it's just as good as the rest of the series!
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- Jonathan
- 08-13-24
More Warlord
More of the same escapism with the Warlord. Sit back, relax, listen and most importantly, enjoy.
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- Customer
- 07-23-24
Another BuyMort delivery
I have enjoyed this series thus far and I will be purchasing the next title. Is it the best series I have ever listened to? Absolutely not, but it’s better than most. If you like post apocalyptic LitRPG you will likely enjoy this book too. It would be a 5 star review but I can smell a little bit of stinky politics hidden inside.
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- Dana B Bradley
- 04-12-24
Amazing
Such a great addition to the series, Garfield reference is hilarious… I cannot wait for the next one
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- Anonymous User
- 04-19-24
Buy More
This series keeps getting better. Can’t wait for the next installment of the great series.
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