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Based on a True Story
- A Memoir
- Narrated by: Norm Macdonald, Tim O'Halloran
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran.
When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
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“A driving, wild and hilarious ramble of a book, what might have happened had Hunter S. Thompson embedded himself in a network studio.”—The Washington Post
“Dostoyevsky by way of 30 Rockefeller Center . . . the best new book I’ve read this year or last.”—The Wall Street Journal
“This book is absurd fiction. . . . Scathing and funny.”—The New York Times
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An incredible experience
"There's a reason why Norm MacDonald is revered by so many other comedians, and it's not just because he is a truly hilarious and original comedic voice. It’s because he is, above all else, an incredible storyteller whose love for language and knowledge thereof allows him to do comic cartwheels around his peers. This is a memoir that somehow manages to blur fact and fiction (although, I'm sure MacDonald would take issue with this point) and blends some of the best, most lyrical writing (no joke) with some of the funniest writing I've ever come across. To hear him tell it is an incredible experience."
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In The Knife Man, Wendy Moore unveils John Hunter's murky and macabre world - a world characterized by public hangings, secret expeditions to dank churchyards, and gruesome human dissections in pungent attic rooms. This is a fascinating portrait of a remarkable pioneer and his determined struggle to haul surgery out of the realms of meaningless superstitious ritual and into the dawn of modern medicine.
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Brilliant
- By Bird on 12-02-15
By: Wendy Moore
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Lady Killers
- Deadly Women Throughout History
- By: Tori Telfer
- Narrated by: Jaime Lamchick
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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When you think of serial killers throughout history, the names that come to mind are ones like Jack the Ripper, John Wayne Gacy, and Ted Bundy. But what about Tillie Klimek, Moulay Hassan, Kate Bender? The narrative we’re comfortable with is the one where women are the victims of violent crime, not the perpetrators. In fact, serial killers are thought to be so universally, overwhelmingly male that in 1998, FBI profiler Roy Hazelwood infamously declared in a homicide conference, “There are no female serial killers.”
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An ode to arsenic
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 03-04-24
By: Tori Telfer
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The FBI Way
- Inside the Bureau's Code of Excellence
- By: Frank Figliuzzi
- Narrated by: Frank Figliuzzi
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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Frank Figliuzzi was the "Keeper of the Code," appointed the FBI’s Chief Inspector by then-Director Robert Mueller. Charged with overseeing sensitive internal inquiries, shooting reviews, and performance audits, he ensured each employee met the Bureau's exacting standards of performance, integrity, and conduct. Now, drawing on his distinguished career, Figliuzzi reveals how the Bureau achieves its extraordinary standard of excellence—from the training of new recruits in "The FBI Way" to the Bureau's rigorous maintenance of its standards up and down the organization.
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Absolutely brilliant! A MUST listen
- By Deb on 01-17-21
By: Frank Figliuzzi
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The Hunter Killers
- By: Dan Hampton
- Narrated by: John Pruden
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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A gripping chronicle of the band of maverick aviators who signed on for the suicidal, dangerous top-secret "Wild Weasel" missions during the Vietnam War - which used controversial and revolutionary tactics to combat Soviet missile technology - from New York Times best-selling author Dan Hampton.
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False Advertising
- By Stephen Ford on 08-31-15
By: Dan Hampton
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Normism
- The Philosophy of Norm Macdonald
- By: Max West
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
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In this essay, Norm Macdonald’s philosophy of life, death, and comedy is sketched out thematically from his original material, as well as from extant interviews with him and profiles of him over the years. Among his fellow comedians, Norm Macdonald was widely hailed as one of the funniest men alive, a DGAF Mark Twain whose unique combination of cadence, persona, material, and delivery left a cultural impact that greatly outsized the limited commercial success he experienced. To his fans, Norm’s everyman persona engendered a sense of relatability and connection. But there were aspects of...
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Hell's Half Acre
- The Untold Story of the Benders, a Serial Killer Family on the American Frontier
- By: Susan Jonusas
- Narrated by: Lee Osorio
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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In 1873 the people of Labette County, Kansas made a grisly discovery. Buried by a trailside cabin beneath an orchard of young apple trees were the remains of countless bodies. Below the cabin itself was a cellar stained with blood. The Benders, the family of four who once resided on the property were nowhere to be found. The discovery sent the local community and national newspapers into a frenzy that continued for decades, sparking an epic manhunt for the Benders.
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Historical FICTION
- By Schmulie on 03-26-22
By: Susan Jonusas
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Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama
- A Memoir
- By: Bob Odenkirk
- Narrated by: Bob Odenkirk, Steve Rudnick, Leo Benvenuti
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Bob Odenkirk’s career is inexplicable. And yet he will try like hell to explicate it for you. Charting a “Homeric” decades-long “odyssey” from his origins in the seedy comedy clubs of Chicago to a dramatic career full of award nominations - with a side trip into the action-man world that is baffling to all who know him - it’s almost like there are many Bob Odenkirks! But there is just one and one is plenty. Featuring humorous tangents, wild characters, and Bob’s trademark unflinching drive, Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama is a classic tale told by a determined idiot.
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Not great
- By D. Moore on 04-12-22
By: Bob Odenkirk
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This Is Your Mind on Plants
- By: Michael Pollan
- Narrated by: Michael Pollan
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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Of all the things humans rely on plants for - sustenance, beauty, medicine, fragrance, flavor, fiber - surely the most curious is our use of them to change consciousness: to stimulate or calm, fiddle with or completely alter, the qualities of our mental experience. Take coffee and tea: People around the world rely on caffeine to sharpen their minds. But we do not usually think of caffeine as a drug, or our daily use as an addiction, because it is legal and socially acceptable.
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This is a clip show.
- By Jeff on 07-07-21
By: Michael Pollan
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True Story
- Murder, Memoir, Mea Culpa
- By: Michael Finkel
- Narrated by: Rich Orlow
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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When New York Times reporter Michael Finkel meets accused killer Christian Longo - who has taken on Finkel's identity - his investigation morphs into an unforgettable game of cat and mouse. True Story weaves a spellbinding tale of murder, love, deceit, and redemption, following Finkel's relentless pursuit of the shocking truth.
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Very well written and narrated!!
- By Melissa Myers Baseden on 05-01-15
By: Michael Finkel
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The History of Bones
- A Memoir
- By: John Lurie
- Narrated by: John Lurie
- Length: 15 hrs and 3 mins
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In the tornado that was downtown New York in the 1980s, John Lurie stood at the vortex. After founding the band The Lounge Lizards with his brother, Evan, in 1979, Lurie quickly became a centrifugal figure in the world of outsider artists, cutting-edge filmmakers, and cultural rebels. Now Lurie vibrantly brings to life the whole wash of 1980s New York as he developed his artistic soul over the course of the decade and came into orbit with all the prominent artists of that time and place.
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I used to like him.
- By Atwater Books on 01-09-22
By: John Lurie
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Behind the Horror
- True Stories That Inspired Horror Movies
- By: Dr. Lee Mellor
- Narrated by: Adam Sims
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
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Unearth the terrifying and true tales behind some of the scariest horror movies to ever haunt our screens, including the Enfield poltergeist case that was retold in The Conjuring 2 and the serial killers who inspired Hannibal Lector in The Silence of the Lambs. Behind the Horror dissects these and other bizarre tales to reveal haunting real-life stories of abduction, disappearance, murder, and exorcism.
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Okay
- By 6catz on 05-19-21
By: Dr. Lee Mellor
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Bad Monkeys
- A Novel
- By: Matt Ruff
- Narrated by: Gary Tiedemann, Emily Woo Zeller, Greg Tremblay
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Jane Charlotte has been arrested for murder. She tells police that she is a member of a secret organization devoted to fighting evil; her division is called the Department for the Final Disposition of Irredeemable Persons - "Bad Monkeys" for short. This confession earns Jane a trip to the jail’s psychiatric wing, where a doctor attempts to determine whether she is lying, crazy, or playing a different game altogether.
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Young Adult novel..
- By k :) on 10-06-20
By: Matt Ruff
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-21-16
couldn't stop listening
If you are a Norm fan, it is a must listen. I finished it in one day, it was excellent!
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- Joseph Toretti
- 07-20-19
How to Club a Baby Seal
This book taught me what I wanted to know: how to club a baby seal. It also had other things in it.
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- Adam Riley
- 05-17-19
Downright Absurd
This is a rather niche book. You'll either love it or find it insanely stupid. Or both. Anyone who is a fan of Norm already knows what they're getting into, reading this "memoir" of his life, which includes his time growing up on a 100 acre farm, wherein he forgot an entire 5 year swath of his life, up to hiring a hitman to kill Dave Attell, and cheering because a teenager was found slaughtered in a ravine.
I can't imagine just straight reading this, as Norms delivery makes it a thousand times better. With this book, he cements himself as the king of dry comedy.
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- Josh W.
- 10-01-16
Awesome memoir, the Norm MacDonald way
I expected a memoir, and got a Norm Macdonald memoir, it was great, funny and true to Norm. I am not sure how I feel, but it was worth the 7 hours and 1 credit. Thanks for the laughs and I will expect more!
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- Mohammad
- 06-03-18
listened to it 4 times
good thing in the beginning i wasn'tt sure of it's a biography or a novel. the 3rd time i could link everything together. i can't resist Norm Macdonald, i might be biased
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-07-18
Great book
Norm’s autobiography is a great and true work of art...or so the Germans would have you believe.
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- M. Lambert
- 06-15-20
Norm Tells All (to stuff it)
Pure Norm McDonald'.
All true. Brilliant insights.
Gripping.
I laughed. I sighed. I pooped.
Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
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- Alejandro
- 02-02-20
This guy is a real jerk!
listen here. I'll tell ya, let me tell ya, I'll tell ya, this here book....i says this here book.....oh man let me tell ya. i says; this book here, i say this book here! is totally not norm..
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- Benito Lazcano
- 09-28-19
Norm a comic genius, good author & story teller
I really admire Norm Macdonald I think he is a comic genius. This book is a good look into the mind and life of Norm. I am sure many parts are not altogether true. Albeit his story and the characters are from real life. Norm makes me laugh and he makes me think, his way of looking at life and the world is totally funny and ironically funny. I put him in the class with W C Fields, if you know Fields and his humor and his way of seeing the world comes out in his humor. Two of the funniest men ever born.
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- Kaitlin
- 08-11-21
The best book I’ve ever heard.
Norm is the funniest guy ever to have lived! If you disagree, you are wrong. Still, just read it or listen to it ASAP!
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