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Narrated by:
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Delilah Stanfield
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Jack Douglas
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By:
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Eric Vall
About this listen
They said it was just a meteor storm.
Then the storm turned into a cataclysmic event as giant rocks crashed into the Earth.
And dragons came crawling out of every one of them.
Lots and lots of radioactive dragons.
Now, nowhere but the ocean is safe, and home is an eight thousand mile journey across the seas. Even if I have to go full pirate, save some damsels in distress, and plunder to survive, I’m making it home in one piece.
Yo-ho-ho, you scaly bastards.
Disclaimer: The protagonist of this series has descriptive adult relations with multiple women, sometimes at the same time.
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3 out of 5 stars
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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It’s alright
This book was only all right, not Eric Vail’s best work out there. It took a while to make the title obvious but I see the pirate tie in by books end
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I really like the book. I so want the next book to come out
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