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Rebecca Thorne
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"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance"—AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can become lovers!
Kianthe and Reyna are on the hunt for dragon eggs to save their hometown—but it requires making a deal with Diarn Arlon, lord of the legendary Nacean River. Simply capture the river pirate Serina, who’s been plaguing Arlon's supply chains, and bring her in for justice. Easy peasy.
Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables determined to capture the pirate. Except Bobbie and Serina have a more complicated history than anyone realized, and it might jeopardize everything.
While Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily, matchmaking is Reyna’s favorite pastime.
The dragon eggs may have to wait.
A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.
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On the night of her kidnapping, all Reyna wanted was a relaxing cup of tea. She didn’t expect to be dropped in a hidden prison cell, but what the hells. She’s flexible. With appropriate fanfare, Kianthe “rescues” her wife... but Reyna’s actually a terrible damsel in distress. Even worse, Reyna's cell was booby trapped with a mysterious alchemy circle. What does a radical alchemist want with the Arcandor’s wife? And why did they think they could get away with this?
By: Rebecca Thorne
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The Day Death Stopped
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Listen. Claire Bishop is Las Vegas’s greatest stage magician, and she’s perfectly happy with that fame. Ozarik is the next Zaro, the leader of the world’s witches, the modern-day Darcy everyone swoons over. Just because Claire shares a Zaro’s unfathomable magic doesn’t mean she shares the responsibility. So, if Ozarik wants to make himself a villain by casting an ultra-dangerous spell to stop death on Earth “for her,” to “protect her,” that sounds like a him-problem. Claire has a show in four hours. Skipping it to save the world might give her manager a heart attack.
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Intriguing but flawed - still recommended!
- By Michael J. Anderson on 05-07-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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This Gilded Abyss
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Sergeant Nix Marr is a damn good soldier, but she's desperate to leave her haunted past in the bioluminescent ocean, buried alongside old friends...and old flames. Unfortunately, even the icy ocean can't extinguish some fires. When Kessandra, everyone's favorite princess—and Nix's loathed ex—requests Nix's help investigating a massacre in the abyssal city of Fall, Nix refuses. Vehemently. But Kessandra always gets what she wants.
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Boring romance fantasy action?????
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 01-22-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Bride of the Elven Innkeeper
- A Cozy Lesbian Romance in the Tavern
- By: Autumn Wolff
- Narrated by: Rose Cowel
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
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Running a successful inn is hard work. There are customers to check in, food to prepare, horses to stable, and much more for Lucia to juggle. The crystal elf spends her days working 16-hour shifts to keep the Flying Filly in business. There's little time for a life outside of work beyond what quiet moments she finds before bed to crack open a book. And if there's no time for hobbies or social events, Lucia definitely has no room in her schedule for romance.
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Cozy Lesbian Romance
- By Lex on 10-22-24
By: Autumn Wolff
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Cursed Cocktails
- Tales of Aedrea
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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After 20 years defending the frozen north against some of the most dangerous threats in the nine kingdoms, Rhoren “Bloodbane” has finally earned his retirement. While the blood mage's service to the realm may have ended, burning veins and aching joints remain, and Rhoren soon learns that a warmer climate offers relief from his chronic pain.
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Cozy book to have a cocktail with
- By A Murphy on 10-30-23
By: S.L. Rowland
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Gearbreakers
- Gearbreakers, Book1
- By: Zoe Hana Mikuta
- Narrated by: Catherine Ho, Cindy Kay
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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The shadow of Godolia's tyrannical rule is spreading, aided by their giant mechanized weapons known as Windups. War and oppression are everyday constants for the people of the Badlands, who live under the thumb of their cruel Godolia overlords. Eris Shindanai is a Gearbreaker, a brash young rebel who specializes in taking down Windups from the inside. When one of her missions goes awry and she finds herself in a Godolia prison, Eris meets Sona Steelcrest, a cybernetically enhanced Windup pilot.
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disapointing
- By Preston Poland on 08-26-21
By: Zoe Hana Mikuta
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Alchemy and a Cup of Tea
- Tomes & Tea, Book 4
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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On the night of her kidnapping, all Reyna wanted was a relaxing cup of tea. She didn’t expect to be dropped in a hidden prison cell, but what the hells. She’s flexible. With appropriate fanfare, Kianthe “rescues” her wife... but Reyna’s actually a terrible damsel in distress. Even worse, Reyna's cell was booby trapped with a mysterious alchemy circle. What does a radical alchemist want with the Arcandor’s wife? And why did they think they could get away with this?
By: Rebecca Thorne
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The Day Death Stopped
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Listen. Claire Bishop is Las Vegas’s greatest stage magician, and she’s perfectly happy with that fame. Ozarik is the next Zaro, the leader of the world’s witches, the modern-day Darcy everyone swoons over. Just because Claire shares a Zaro’s unfathomable magic doesn’t mean she shares the responsibility. So, if Ozarik wants to make himself a villain by casting an ultra-dangerous spell to stop death on Earth “for her,” to “protect her,” that sounds like a him-problem. Claire has a show in four hours. Skipping it to save the world might give her manager a heart attack.
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Intriguing but flawed - still recommended!
- By Michael J. Anderson on 05-07-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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This Gilded Abyss
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Sergeant Nix Marr is a damn good soldier, but she's desperate to leave her haunted past in the bioluminescent ocean, buried alongside old friends...and old flames. Unfortunately, even the icy ocean can't extinguish some fires. When Kessandra, everyone's favorite princess—and Nix's loathed ex—requests Nix's help investigating a massacre in the abyssal city of Fall, Nix refuses. Vehemently. But Kessandra always gets what she wants.
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Boring romance fantasy action?????
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 01-22-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Bride of the Elven Innkeeper
- A Cozy Lesbian Romance in the Tavern
- By: Autumn Wolff
- Narrated by: Rose Cowel
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Running a successful inn is hard work. There are customers to check in, food to prepare, horses to stable, and much more for Lucia to juggle. The crystal elf spends her days working 16-hour shifts to keep the Flying Filly in business. There's little time for a life outside of work beyond what quiet moments she finds before bed to crack open a book. And if there's no time for hobbies or social events, Lucia definitely has no room in her schedule for romance.
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Cozy Lesbian Romance
- By Lex on 10-22-24
By: Autumn Wolff
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Cursed Cocktails
- Tales of Aedrea
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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After 20 years defending the frozen north against some of the most dangerous threats in the nine kingdoms, Rhoren “Bloodbane” has finally earned his retirement. While the blood mage's service to the realm may have ended, burning veins and aching joints remain, and Rhoren soon learns that a warmer climate offers relief from his chronic pain.
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Cozy book to have a cocktail with
- By A Murphy on 10-30-23
By: S.L. Rowland
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Gearbreakers
- Gearbreakers, Book1
- By: Zoe Hana Mikuta
- Narrated by: Catherine Ho, Cindy Kay
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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The shadow of Godolia's tyrannical rule is spreading, aided by their giant mechanized weapons known as Windups. War and oppression are everyday constants for the people of the Badlands, who live under the thumb of their cruel Godolia overlords. Eris Shindanai is a Gearbreaker, a brash young rebel who specializes in taking down Windups from the inside. When one of her missions goes awry and she finds herself in a Godolia prison, Eris meets Sona Steelcrest, a cybernetically enhanced Windup pilot.
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disapointing
- By Preston Poland on 08-26-21
By: Zoe Hana Mikuta
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Redsight
- By: Meredith Mooring
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 15 hrs and 35 mins
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Korinna has simple priorities: stay on the Navitas, stay out of trouble, and stay alive. She may be a Redseer, a blind priestess with the power to manipulate space-time, but she is the weakest in her Order. Useless and outcast. Or so she has been raised to believe.
By: Meredith Mooring
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A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic
- Adenashire, A Cozy Fantasy Book Series
- By: J. Penner
- Narrated by: Vicki-Jo Eva
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
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In the heart of Adenashire, where elfish enchantments and dwarven delights rule, Arleta Starstone, a human confectionist works twice as hard perfecting her unique blend of baking and apothecary herbs. So when an orc neighbor secretly enters her creations into the prestigious Elven Baking Battle, Arleta faces a dilemma. Being magicless, her participation in the competition could draw more scowls than smiles. And if Arleta wants to prove her talent and establish her culinary reputation, this human will need more than just her pastry craft to sweeten the odds.
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Baking and Books!? What could go wrong?
- By BookDragons on 08-03-24
By: J. Penner
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A Coup of Tea
- Tea Princess Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Casey Blair
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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When the fourth princess of Istalam is due to dedicate herself to a path serving the crown, she makes a choice that shocks everyone, herself most of all: She leaves. In hiding and exiled from power, Miyara finds her place running a tea shop in a struggling community that sits on the edge of a magical disaster zone. But there's more brewing under the surface of this city—hidden magic and hidden machinations—that threaten all the people who've helped her make her own way.
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Quiet but capturing...
- By Consumer on 03-29-24
By: Casey Blair
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The Spellshop
- By: Sarah Beth Durst
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
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She and her assistant, Caz, a magically sentient spider plant, have spent the last eleven years sequestered among the empire’s most precious spellbooks, preserving their magic for the city’s elite. But when a revolution begins and the library goes up in flames, she and Caz save as many books as they can carry and flee to a faraway island Kiela was sure she’d never return to: her childhood home.
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Listening to Hours of Fretting
- By Jane on 07-23-24
By: Sarah Beth Durst
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The Honey Witch
- By: Sydney J. Shields
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson Shaw
- Length: 13 hrs and 1 min
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Twenty-one-year-old Marigold Claude has always preferred the company of the spirits of the meadow to any of the suitors who’ve tried to woo her. So when her grandmother whisks her away to the family cottage on the tiny Isle of Innisfree with an offer to train her as the next Honey Witch, she accepts immediately. But her newfound magic and independence come with a price: No one can fall in love with the Honey Witch. When Lottie Burke, a notoriously grumpy skeptic who doesn’t believe in magic, shows up on her doorstep, Marigold can’t resist the challenge to prove to her that magic is real.
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Cutesy Romantasy
- By Julia sutton on 08-06-24
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Not Good for Maidens
- By: Tori Bovalino
- Narrated by: Laura Knight Keating
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
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Beneath the streets of York, the goblin market calls to the Wickett women—the family of witches that tends to its victims. For generations, they have defended the old cobblestone streets with their magic. Knowing the dangers, they never entered the market—until May Wickett fell for a goblin girl, accepted her invitation, and became inextricably tied to the world her family tried to protect her from. The market learned her name, and even when she and her sister left York for Boston to escape it, the goblins remembered.
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Hidden Gem
- By Amazon Customer on 09-23-24
By: Tori Bovalino
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The Fireborne Blade
- By: Charlotte Bond
- Narrated by: Helen McAlpine
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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Maddileh is a knight. There aren’t many women in her line of work, and it often feels like the sneering and contempt from her peers is harder to stomach than the actual dragon slaying. But she’s a knight, and made of sterner stuff. A minor infraction forces her to redeem her honor in the most dramatic way possible, she must retrieve the fabled Fireborne Blade from its keeper, legendary dragon the White Lady, or die trying. If history tells us anything, it's that “die trying” is where to wager your coin.
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Awesome
- By Raeosunshine on 11-24-24
By: Charlotte Bond
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Sorcery and Small Magics
- By: Maiga Doocy
- Narrated by: Ciaran Saward
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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Leovander Loveage is a master of small magics. He can summon butterflies with a song or turn someone’s hair pink by snapping his fingers. Though such minor charms don’t earn him much respect, anything more elaborate always blows up in his face, and so Leo vowed long ago never to use powerful magic again. That is, until a mishap with a forbidden spell binds Leo to obey the commands of his longtime rival, Sebastian Grimm. Grimm is Leo’s complete opposite—respected, exceptionally talented, and absolutely insufferable.
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One of My Favorites of the Year
- By User7190 on 10-20-24
By: Maiga Doocy
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Down to a Science
- I Heart Sapphfic Pride Collection Series, Book 1
- By: Haley Cass
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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Ellie Beckett's life is simple and uncomplicated; she's on track to become a leading expert in biomedical engineering, she has a pub where she feels comfortable enough to hang out multiple times a week, and so what if she doesn't have time for . . . people? She doesn't need or want them. Until she meets Mia Sharpe. As it turns out, maybe Ellie does want at least one person.
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Hate to say it
- By Iris Baker on 08-07-23
By: Haley Cass
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The Curse of the Goddess
- The Queen and the Heiress, Book 1
- By: C.C. González
- Narrated by: Ava Flynn
- Length: 18 hrs and 19 mins
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The Oracle foretold that Princess Valda Aither of the Sky Kingdom would discover her mate on her twenty-fifth birthday. They would lock eyes and find each other, as has happened since the dawn of time. Valda desperately wanted to believe the Oracle, but her hopes of finding her soulmate were shattered when she inexplicably lost her vision during her birthday celebration. Needing time to heal and adapt to her new reality, she was assigned an assistant, a young woman named Maris Era, who set her body and mind ablaze.
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Great sapphic love story!
- By Evelyn Pangonis on 01-24-25
By: C.C. González
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Pirates of Aletharia
- By: Britney Jackson
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
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Emilia Drakon was once the youngest and kindest of the dragon sorcerers, but she's now the last of her kind. Betrayed and angry, she trades her meekness for a sword and embarks on a quest for vengeance that will lead her straight into the arms of the legendary Captain Maria Welles. Captain of the famed pirate ship, the Wicked Fate, Maria is every bit as treacherous and bloodthirsty as they say. She has her own vendetta and practically jumps at the chance to trick Emilia into joining her crew.
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Excellent story and narration.
- By Victoria on 01-25-23
By: Britney Jackson
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Uncharted
- By: Alli Temple
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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In a world of arrogant nobles and their punishing laws, Georgina will be hanged if anyone discovers she is a spy. But when the wicked prince proposes marriage, Georgina must accept. Refusing would expose the secrets she has delivered to a hidden resistance and forfeit her life. With her wedding day looming ever closer, salvation comes from an unlikely source.
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Perfection!
- By Aimee Nicole Walker on 06-19-21
By: Alli Temple
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- Mz.Garcia13
- 12-05-24
Loved the ending!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I just loved the 1st book about all the world building; magical creatures; mages; pirates; adventure & so much more!!! After hearing the 1st I immediately purchased both physical copies to keep as trophies! Such a cozy & cute read!
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- Lei
- 11-26-24
Beyond Obsessed
I can’t praise this book enough, it is so captivating and adorable, adventurous, sassy and everything my little pansexual pirates heart has been needing 💙
The person reading has really good infliction and honestly uses the best voices!
I don’t want to spoil anything, so if you’re seeing this before listening to the series, get it, it’s worth it.
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- Jade Safford
- 10-10-24
Just wow 10/10
The narrators voice and the writing is so perfect that it just ensnared your attention. The dynamic between characters is god send and perfect. My wife and I have listen to this at least 3x already.
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- Briana
- 10-08-24
Solid Sequel!
While I admit I like the first book best (so far at least! Apparently there will be at least four in the series!) this is an excellent sequel that brings in new characters, dilemmas, and of course a plethora of puns!
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- Thuendermans
- 11-10-24
Cozy, fun, and a bit of high adventure.
Overall - super fun, light, cute, and wholesome. Had me vocalizing many times, whether that was laughing or cheering or exclaiming. It's easy to get involved with and care about these characters.
Just to get it out of the way, my ONE complaint is that the (otherwise lovely) narrator has a habit of shouting the chapter titles. "CHAPTER one...." etc.
Otherwise the narration is great. good pacing, recognizable voices, good accents, etc. A great performance.
I am very much enjoying the Cozy RPG/Adventure genre and this is a great example of it.
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- Victoria
- 01-16-25
Fun start to finish
I hadn’t realized there was more to the adventure still to be had when I finished the first so this was a wonderful surprise! Had a lot of fun with our main couple much like the first and really felt their shared frustrations. Really liked learning a bit more of the limitations of Magic as well as the.. magical gambles? XD Who wouldn’t jump at a chance to play pirate? The added extra bits at the end of the book was yet another fun surprise. I also really adore the acting our reader puts into the story. They’re a great combo. ^^
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- Skylar
- 12-09-24
She cooked once again!
I loved it I loved it I loved it. as usual a perfect blend of romance and adventure
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- ET1995
- 12-11-24
A Sweet Read
While I must admit this series isn’t my usual cup of literary tea, it’s a fun and easy read. I came upon it after reading Thorne’s This Gilded Abyss (which was terrific) and had not previously read a “cozy” novel, but I understand the novelty now. Narrator Jessica Threet did a wonderful job. She provided a particularly noteworthy performance of the dastardly pirate captain, who is described as having an accent that couldn’t be ascribed to one place, and Threet masterfully shifts accents mid-sentence, which was quite neat to experience as a listener. The writing itself could use a little extra polishing at some points, but overall I would recommend it to anyone looking for an easily digestible narrative—perfect for a drive or before bed. Looking forward to the additional installations next year!
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- ari lanager
- 11-18-24
It’s truly a pirates life for tea
I loved this book, I love the main character the side character, it has such funny moments and yet some heart stopping ones as well 10 outta 10
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- Heather
- 11-17-24
Great addition
This book was amazing and I felt like the end was far more satisfying than the first one. The only reason that it wasn’t a 5/5 stars is because the middle of the book really got a bit boring. I struggled to stay invested there, which is why it took me so long to finish
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