99 Percent Mine Audiobook By Sally Thorne cover art

99 Percent Mine

A Novel

Preview

Try for $0.00
Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

99 Percent Mine

By: Sally Thorne
Narrated by: Jayme Mattler
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $24.29

Buy for $24.29

Confirm purchase
Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.
Cancel

About this listen

Fans and critics alike raved over USA Today best-selling author Sally Thorne’s smash hit debut novel, The Hating Game - which sold in over 20 countries. Now she’s back with an unforgettable romantic comedy about a twin sister and brother struggling over an inheritance - and the sexy best friend who comes between them.

Crush: a strong and often short-lived infatuation, particularly for someone beyond your reach....

If Darcy Barrett hadn’t met her dream man when she was eight years old, the rest of the male population wouldn’t be such a let-down. No one measures up to Tom Valeska, aka the best man on Earth, not in looks, brain, or heart. Even worse is the knowledge that her twin brother Jamie saw him first, and claimed him forever as his best friend.

Tom’s off limits and loyal to her brother, 99 percent. One percent of Tom has had to be enough for Darcy, and her adoration has been sustained by his shy kindness. And if she’s honest, his tight t-shirts.

Now Darcy’s got three months left to get her life together, before her twin insists on selling the tumble-down cottage they inherited from their grandmother. By night, she’s working in a seedy bar, shooting down lame pickups from bikers. By day, she’s sewing underwear for her best friend and wasting her award-winning photography skills on website shots of pens and novelty mugs. She’s enjoying living the messy life, and a glass of wine or 10… until that one night, when she finds a six-foot-six perfect package on her porch.

Tom’s here, he’s bearing power tools - and he’s single for the first time in a decade.

As a house flipper extraordinaire, Tom has been dispatched by Jamie to give the cottage a drastic facelift that will result in a ton of cash. Darcy doesn’t appreciate Tom’s unsentimental approach to knocking down walls, and he really, really doesn’t approve of her current burnout boyfriend. They can’t be in the same room together without sparks flying - and it’s not the faulty wiring. One bedroom wall separates them at night, and even that’s looking flimsy.

Will Tom ever see Darcy as anything other than a little-sister obstacle to get around? And can she stand up to her most formidable opponent - her twin? This time around, she’s determined to make Tom Valeska 99 percent hers, and he’s never managed to say no to her yet…

©2019 Sally Thorne (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers
Contemporary Romance Fiction Romance Women's Fiction Comedy Heartfelt Feel-Good Funny
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

Editor's Pick

The perfect romance to start the year with
"I caught up on a lot of romance while I was on maternity leave, and my favorite book from those months was probably Sally Thorne’s debut The Hating Game. When I saw she had a new book releasing—99 Percent Mine—I knew with 100% certainty that I’d claim it as my Editors Select. She is a master at the slow burn, and her characters have a way of needling their way into your heart and not budging. I finished the book weeks ago, and I’m still quoting my favorite line…to myself. I need some friends to listen so I can start quoting it to other people and not look completely insane. Sally, please write faster, so that I can continue gobbling up your work!" —Katie O., Audible Editor

What listeners say about 99 Percent Mine

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    509
  • 4 Stars
    292
  • 3 Stars
    193
  • 2 Stars
    101
  • 1 Stars
    45
Performance
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    609
  • 4 Stars
    224
  • 3 Stars
    147
  • 2 Stars
    48
  • 1 Stars
    22
Story
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    457
  • 4 Stars
    249
  • 3 Stars
    169
  • 2 Stars
    114
  • 1 Stars
    62

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Highly anticipated and worth the wait!

I pre-ordered this book as soon as it was available because I loved The Hating Game so much. It set the bar high and I was worried that it would be impossible to reach the same level of awesomeness. But I loved 99 Percent Mine too. The characters felt so real and well-developed. They were flawed in relatable ways. The story was interesting and lovely. It made me want to be a little braver and a whole lot more loving to the important people in my world. It is a fabulous listen!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

3 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

Couldn't finish it

I only got about 7 hours into it and I couldn't listen to it one more minute. I've only quit listening to a book a handful of times. I've listened to a book at least one a week for the last 7 years.
The narrator was ok ... it was sometimes hard to differentiate between the male and female voices. I didnt care what happened to the characters. I felt it was all shallow and petty. Maybe it gets better at the end, I just couldn't get there.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

Solid

Solid romance, quick read- very different attitude for a protagonist than the usual whiny and sensitive lead- I really liked the change and the book was very enjoyable.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

Tried and True Love Story

If you are wanting a “lost in someone else’s love” kind of book, Sally Thorne delivers. It’s cheesy and chummy, and somewhat predictable. That’s exactly what anyone needs when they need a break from their reality.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Real Sally Thorne Fans Will LOVE

If you loved The Hating Game because you were obsessed with the characters and the addictive dialogue, then you will love Sally Thorne's next standalone, 99 Percent Mine. Sally has a writing style that is so relatable and that just draws you in completely.

"He smells like birthday candle wishes."

Darcy and Tom have a constantly simmering chemistry that cannot be matched.

I thought Josh Templeman was my perfect man, but then I met Tom Valeska.

(P.S Stephen's daughter wrote this)

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

2 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

cute book!

I thought this was actually better than The Hating Game! this love story seemed way more believable.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Loved it from start to finish- even had bonus material

I’ve already told 2 friends about this book. It’s so fun. Darcy is relatable and interesting, Tom is that guy you loved forever and always dreamed about- strong, flawed, but still someone’s “perfect”. Of course, we have to have someone be a dick and we got that in Jaime. I didn’t love him but didn’t hate him either. The characters fit their roles and nothing felt disjointed or out of place. I actually ended up staying in the car an extra few minutes each day just so I could hear more.

I am always up for a light romance and this hit the spot. Not too much sex but just enough spice for those who need it a little more on the tame side. Very fun.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Loved it!!

I LOVED The Hating Game and because I loved it so much I was skeptical (but hopeful) that Sally Thorne could write a book equal to it. SHE DID!!! I LOVED 99 Percent Mine as much if not more!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Fun Listen!

I enjoyed listening to this on a four-hour ride back and forth to the lake.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

Great hook, sub-par execution

The narration was good. I have no complaints about the voice characterizations or narrator tone.

After reading The Hating Game, I had higher than average expectations for this book. Compared to her first novel, Sally really missed with this one. The plotting was great, the story arc promised, and the romance was hot, but the execution was just so lackluster.

Darcy was unlikeable and didn’t really grow throughout the book. She was extremely possessive of Tom to the point it was almost like a child who couldn’t share. Although I liked that he was compared to a wolf at the beginning, she still kept thinking of him as a mutt even at the end, like he wasn’t a real person but just her pet that she put a collar on and now was hers.

However, my biggest point of contention was the amount of dead end story beats. The story started in a bar that never came into play again, and introduced several characters who never re-appeared. The grandmother and brother were supposed to be really important, but actually had no effect on the plot. And worst of all, Darcy’s heart condition which was stressed so much turned out to be just a plot device and her ending up with Tom magically healed her apparently.

As I said, my expectations were high. I did finish the book and it was mildly entertaining, though the writing was cringeworthy in parts. I am not giving up on Sally yet, but I definitely think this one was a flop.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!