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Enemy A(n)t the Gates
- Chrysalis 5
- By: RinoZ
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott
- Length: 20 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Anthony is free! And he brought friends back to the Colony in the form of the monstrous bear Sarah, and the devious worm, Jim. But things aren't all going the way of our antrepid antventurer. Enemies abound, and the Colony has drawn to much attention. When the Legionem Abyssi, led by Commander Titus, come knocking on his door, will Anthony be able to repel the greatest army beneath the ground?
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Monkey business
- By Anonymous User on 07-13-24
- Enemy A(n)t the Gates
- Chrysalis 5
- By: RinoZ
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott
Great immersive production
Reviewed: 08-29-24
The narration is very strong, and the use of extra actors and sound effects in a sparing way makes them extra effective when they do come in.
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Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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From the point of view of 2050, you're history. Theological warfare. Elvis on an epic time-travel journey - the Presliad. Buddhavision - a network bigger than God (and more powerful, too). Nasty nuclear leftovers. Naughty sex habits. Dalai Dan (the 153rd reincarnation of the Lama of that ilk) and Barry, the talkative Time Sprout. Even with all this excitement, you wouldn't think a backwater planet like Earth makes much of a splash in the galatic pond.
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I Couldn't Finish It
- By Amazon Customer on 09-17-16
- Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
Some of the best author-read books
Reviewed: 05-23-23
Robert Rankin’s books are in some ways, a bit old-school and dated, but in other ways, the subjects and the humor are completely on point for today, and he does a great job of humorously reading his own work.
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Alpha Test
- Angromoria, Book 1
- By: David R. Pendleton
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
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The advertisement offered the ultimate Virtual Reality experience. Using a new technology known as Immersive Virtual Reality or IVR, you could truly experience the game as if you were in it. For someone who has been confined to a wheelchair all of his life, the promise was impossible to ignore, but only a few would be invited to take part in the Alpha test of the new game. Devon decided he would be one of those few.
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Pretty Good
- By Christopher on 06-30-19
- Alpha Test
- Angromoria, Book 1
- By: David R. Pendleton
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
Overall I enjoyed this but "book 1" is mislabeling
Reviewed: 09-26-22
So, this book is not perfect, but it had a lot of interesting elements and I enjoyed that the main character is more driven by experimenting and exploring than battling, as I often find LitRPG that gives lengthy descriptions of battles with details about how many HP and mana points every step takes can get tedious. This story, like the idea of the Alpha Test itself, seems like it had some plot holes and other things that might have been worked out in the "Closed Beta", except the book ends somewhat abruptly, and then gives the news that the author passed away soon after it was completed. I get the feeling perhaps there was a notion that someone else might take the story forward but that does not appear to have happened.
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The Ink Black Heart
- By: Robert Galbraith
- Narrated by: Robert Glenister
- Length: 32 hrs and 42 mins
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When frantic, disheveled Edie Ledwell appears in the office begging to speak to her, private detective Robin Ellacott doesn’t know quite what to make of the situation. The cocreator of a popular cartoon, The Ink Black Heart, Edie is being persecuted by a mysterious online figure who goes by the pseudonym of Anomie. Edie is desperate to uncover Anomie’s true identity.
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Great so far, but grab a physical book…
- By Stephanie on 08-30-22
- The Ink Black Heart
- By: Robert Galbraith
- Narrated by: Robert Glenister
Hack revenge fiction aimed at JKR's critics
Reviewed: 09-20-22
When I read the early Harry Potter books, I was really impressed by what a great mystery writer JK Rowling was, and I was excited when she graduated to actual mysteries after the HP series ended. I have mostly enjoyed the titles in this series prior to this one, but this book is a horrible disappointment and a rather transparent screed against a cartoonish depiction of JK Rowling's critics online. On top of that, a huge chunk of the book is dedicated to online chat room transcripts and readouts of imaginary Twitter posts, and in spite of Robert Glenister's excellent skills, those parts are perhaps the most annoying things I have ever heard in any audiobook, short of those poorly produced author-read low budget titles where they have not edited out all the breathing. Actually, it might even be more annoying than that. Hearing someone recite a chain of 20 "@s" in a Twitter reply is borderline mind-melting.
Her depiction of the way that characters speak to each other in chat rooms shows about as much understanding of real online communities as the horrible made-up lyrics of her pop songs in the HP book showed of songwriting. It is clear this is how she likes to imagine the people who have genuine real-life critiques of her online comments, but the real prize-winning transparent move in this book is when an online critic who sounds *remarkably* like some criticism leveled at the Harry Potter books turns out to be hunting for teenage girls online.
Plus, this is probably the worst thought out mystery JKR has ever written. No spoilers but there are about a million possible suspects and the final resolution is closer to random than justified by the 32 hours that come before it. This may be the last chance I give this author, no matter what pen name she uses.
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Empty Space
- By: Alan Black
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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York August Sixteen was abandoned as a baby, abused and molested as a child, and beaten and harassed as a teen and had his rightful place in the Republic's Space Navy stolen from him. Fighting back against huge government systems was useless. Dispensing justice on an individual, case-by-case basis was more to his liking, yet even that was taken away when he was stationed on a lonely communication space station. York's life would change when he decided to seek justice for people even less fortunate than him.
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In space, no one can hear you kill
- By Michael G Kurilla on 07-31-15
- Empty Space
- By: Alan Black
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
Juvenile sadistic fantasy
Reviewed: 05-31-22
The protagonist of this work is a sadistic sociopath who never pays any price for his actions, and in fact is rewarded for them. While the story does a long slow buildup to it, his actions toward those who 'deserve it' are described as increasingly graphic and by the end are very clearly at the level of "torture porn", and the author never shows a single hint that what the character is carrying out are anything other than his own fantasies. Additionally, the way women's bodies are discussed throughout is equivalent to the education a 12-year old boy might pick up from other boys in the school locker room,
I give the story 2 stars only because the actual world building and narrative structure are fairly interesting and original, but the interior life and exterior actions of the main character are either under formed or explicitly sadistic, or at times both. The excellent narration by Todd Haberkorn is sadly wasted. Unless you are someone who felt like Dexter was "too nice", I strongly recommend you avoid this title. I only stuck it out to listen to the whole thing because I kept thinking at some point the main character *must* either experience some kind of redemption or else suffer consequences for his actions, but neither ever occurs.
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The Prynne Viper
- By: Bianca Marais
- Narrated by: Genesis Oliver, Shiro Kihagi, Bianca Amato, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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In a futuristic world where predictive software can map out the lives of every living person and their descendants, Naomi Prynne is on trial. The charge: endangerment by way of a pregnancy. Thirteen jurors will determine whether Naomi is allowed to carry the pregnancy to term, but the jurors are also all plaintiffs, the software having predicted how Naomi Prynne’s child will affect each of them in life-changing ways.
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The future of Birth and Free Will
- By Vic on 01-23-22
- The Prynne Viper
- By: Bianca Marais
- Narrated by: Genesis Oliver, Shiro Kihagi, Bianca Amato, Julio Monge, Sura Siu
Cartoonish view of liberal politics
Reviewed: 05-08-22
I don't know the author's actual political positions, but this story projects the most cartoonish, uniformed stereotypes of liberal politics into the far future. Just starting from the fact the government is always referred to as "The State", which is a staple of right-wing and libertarian anti-liberal rhetoric, but also in the way things like having a binary gender or white skin are explicitly treated as if they are undesirable, and that a foetus has been given the term "Viper" (for VIable PERson), the world built in this story sounds like it was imagined by people posting on 4chan at 3am.
That said, the narrative, such as it is, is interestingly told and does get you invested in the resolution of the story, and the language is mostly well-crafted, which is why I give the story 3/5 rather than a lower rating.
I rate the narrartion 3/5 because most of the readers do a good job with their characters, but on the other hand more than one of them mispronounces words (someone who is supposed to be a man well over the age of 100 doesn't know how to pronounce "jalopy", and later pronounces the name of another character as "de-bore-ah" even though the name is pronounced correctly by the voice actress who actually reads that character. Partially this is the fault of the voice actors, but also this is bad production/editing work, as it should have been caught and fixed by someone even if the actors missed it at first.
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The Kaiju Preservation Society
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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When COVID-19 sweeps through New York City, Jamie Gray is stuck as a dead-end driver for food-delivery apps. That is, until Jamie makes a delivery to an old acquaintance, Tom, who works at what he calls “an animal rights organization”. Tom’s team needs a last-minute grunt to handle things on their next field visit. Jamie, eager to do anything, immediately signs on. What Tom doesn't tell Jamie is that the animals his team cares for are not here on Earth. Not our Earth, at at least. In an alternate dimension, dinosaur-like creatures named Kaiju roam a warm and human-free world.
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I'm listening with a permanent smile on my face
- By Lucy A. Pithecus on 03-15-22
- The Kaiju Preservation Society
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
Unapologetically fun story and narration.
Reviewed: 03-22-22
From start to finish this book is just fun. A great mix of pop culture, original sci-fi ideas, likeable characters and fast-moving story combined with a deeply enthusiastic reading by Wil Wheaton. I kept noticing that I could feel myself smiling as I listened. I wish it could have been longer, even though it was the perfect length to tell the story it contains.
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Martians, Go Home
- By: Fredric Brown
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
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Martians, Go Home,originally published in 1955, is a comic science fiction novel that tells the story of Luke Devereaux, a science fiction writer who witnesses an alien invasion of little green men. These Martians haven't come to Earth to harm anyone - just to annoy people.
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Amusing send-up of alien invasion story tropes
- By Sammicatcat on 03-11-14
- Martians, Go Home
- By: Fredric Brown
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
Still funny and avoids feeling dated
Reviewed: 04-19-21
Fredric Brown is one of the "golden age" authors who is sometimes a bit too golden age. His sci-fi tends toward the funny side and a lot of the basis of humor 60 years ago are things that fall flat or even are fairly offensive to modern ears, but this book manages to avoid a lot of those pitfalls, and a great deal of the story is told in such a way that the time of the setting is barely noticeable. Interesting to read in the time of COVID, that he anticipates the chain reactions to the economy that might come when events lead to the shut down of most public gatherings, though for a very different reason. Given it is part of the free books for members, this is definitely worth your 5 hours to listen to it!
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Wild Cards III: Jokers Wild
- By: George R.R. Martin
- Narrated by: Pam Grier, Felicia Day, Stephen McHattie, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 3 mins
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On September 15, 1946, the Wild Card virus was released, spreading a wave of mutations around the globe. "Aces" were endowed with extraordinary powers while "Jokers" were cursed with bizarre mental or physical disabilities. September 15th is now Wild Card Day. With each passing year, the festivities become larger and more fevered. And 1986 - the 40th anniversary - promises to be the biggest Wild Card Day ever.
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Luke Daniels is king
- By Amazon Customer on 03-04-16
Not all narrators are up to it
Reviewed: 06-02-20
It's tough for anyone to sound really great when there are chapters narrated by Ray Porter that keep reminding you what an excellent narrator sounds like. Some of the rest of pretty good but a few are just a bad match for this genre.
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The Last Emperox
- The Interdependency, Book 3
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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The collapse of The Flow, the interstellar pathway between the planets of the Interdependency, has accelerated. Entire star systems - and billions of people - are becoming cut off from the rest of human civilization. This collapse was foretold through scientific prediction...and yet, even as the evidence is obvious and insurmountable, many still try to rationalize, delay and profit from, these final days of one of the greatest empires humanity has ever known.
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I bought 3 audiobooks for this crap.
- By Harold on 04-25-20
- The Last Emperox
- The Interdependency, Book 3
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
A bit more action would have been nice
Reviewed: 04-17-20
This book is roughly 95% dialogue. Most of the action in between dialogue goes by very quickly in order to get to the next clever conversation. I like Scalzi’s wit just fine, but I would have preferred a better balance because 8 hours of clever back and forth with little to break it up lessens the value of the cleverness after a while.
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