Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where a CPA does her own bookkeeping, spills all the beans… and then counts them. I’m Melissa Armstrong, your fractional controller and financial translator, here to share the real talk behind the receipts.

In this episode, I’m confessing a classic bookkeeping blunder: using my business card for personal expenses. Yep—Target runs, Amazon orders, late-night DoorDash (for "business stamina," of course)… I’ve done it all. And like many early-stage founders, I told myself I’d “fix it later.” Plot twist: I did. But not before my P&L looked like it had a double life.

Listen in as I walk you through:

• Why mixing personal and business expenses is more than just messy—it’s risky
• The legal and tax implications of commingling funds (hi, corporate veil 👋)
• The exact step-by-step process to clean up your books and prevent future slip-ups
• How separating your money Marie Kondo–style can save your sanity and your strategy

💡 If your business card is pulling double duty for client lunches and cat food, this episode is your friendly (and slightly sassy) intervention.

🎧 Like what you hear? Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this with a fellow founder who’s still Venmoing their way through bookkeeping limbo.

✨ And don’t forget—my DIY bookkeeping mentorship program is launching this fall. Subscribe for more updates, more confessions, and fewer uncategorized transactions.

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Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast for founders fluent in business, but maybe not so fluent in bookkeeping. I’m Melissa Armstrong, CPA, fractional controller, and your financial translator-in-chief, sharing the behind-the-scenes of doing my own books (and cleaning up my own messes).

In today’s episode, I’m confessing my payables chaos:
✅ Zelle payments with zero paper trail
✅ Venmo emoji transactions that made my accountant (ME!) cry
✅ A brief but horrifying flirtation with handwritten checks

Spoiler: I eventually got my life together and switched to QuickBooks Online Bill Pay—and let me tell you, it’s giving clean books, less chaos, and no more "who the heck is Maria S. and why did I pay her $1,200?" vibes.

You’ll learn:

• Why Zelle and Venmo aren’t sustainable bill pay solutions for real-deal businesses
• What makes QBO Bill Pay actually work for solopreneurs and early-stage founders
• How the new AI feature helps you drag, drop, and auto-fill bills like a boss
• Why centralizing your payments can save your sanity (and your audit trail)

💡 If you’ve been duct-taping your payment process together across five apps, this is your sign to simplify. QBO Bill Pay isn’t just convenient—it’s a full-on grown-up move for your back office.

🎧 Listen in, laugh at my chaos, and walk away with a smarter system. If you love it, subscribe, leave a review, and share it with your favorite founder who’s still Venmo-ing their web designer.

Let's connect!

LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

Welcome back to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where a CPA confesses the kind of stuff that would’ve made her audit professor sweat.

In this episode, I’m airing out one of the messiest (and most relatable) money habits I’ve had as a founder: paying for business expenses with my personal credit card… repeatedly, on purpose, and sometimes with a side of cinnamon almonds.

Here’s what I share:

• Why I didn’t apply for a business credit card right away—and the story I told myself that kept me stuck
• What finally pushed me to make the switch (spoiler: tax season chaos and 137 Amazon orders)
• Five solid reasons you need a business credit card, even if you're just starting out
• How keeping your books clean isn’t just about compliance—it’s about clarity and confidence

💡 Whether you're DIYing your books or just tired of playing “business or personal?” with your expenses, this episode is your sign to stop co-mingling and start building smarter systems.

🎯 Bonus: Here's a referral link for a business card with 0% interest for a year. Treat your business self (but maybe skip the cat treats). https://www.referyourchasecard.com/21s/ZYGFUP2WV8

🎧 If this episode hit a little too close to home, hit like, subscribe, follow—whatever your platform of choice calls it—and share it with another founder who deserves better than spreadsheet chaos.

Let's connect!

LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where a seasoned CPA does her own bookkeeping… and lives to tell about it.

In this very first episode, I’ve got a confession: I recently sat down to do my own books and could not find the reconciliation screen in QuickBooks Online. Cue the three-tab meltdown (YouTube tutorial, QBO Help Center, and a glass of wine). It was humbling—and hilarious—but also a wake-up call.

This episode is for every founder who's felt overwhelmed by bookkeeping tech, behind on the backend, or just plain embarrassed by their chart of accounts. I’ll walk you through what I did next (hello, recertification!) and why it’s never too late to get back to bookkeeping basics.

You’ll also get:

• A simple, repeatable month-end close checklist (the exact one I’m using now)
• Permission to be imperfect—but consistent
• A reminder that you’re not alone in this

🎧 Listen in, laugh with me, and grab your free month-end checklist here: https://steadyhandaccounting.myflodesk.com/nosehablataxeschecklist

💡If this episode made you feel seen, hit that like, subscribe, or follow button—wherever you're tuning in—and share it with a fellow founder who’s drowning in uncategorized transactions. Your future self (and your accountant) will thank you.

Let's connect!

LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

What happens when a CPA does her own bookkeeping and spills the real tea along the way? Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes, the podcast where finance meets founder life in the most honest (and occasionally messy) way.

Hosted by Melissa—fractional controller, solo practice owner, and financial translator for early-stage founders—this show is for solopreneurs doing their own books, not by choice… but by necessity.

Every other week, tune in for short, practical episodes packed with:

• Behind-the-scenes wins and fails
• DIY bookkeeping tips
• Real talk about cash flow, categorizing chaos, and staying tax-ready without losing your mind (or your money)

This isn’t your typical accounting podcast. It’s part confessional, part crash course, and 100% judgment-free.

🎙️ Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, or wherever you listen, and learn how to make your numbers make sense, save your sanity, and grow a business with receipts.

Let's connect!

LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

https://steadyhandaccounting.com/