An' I'm like, "Whaaat's da big deal 'bout dis sowng?" It's about (hiccup) my moth ah fu kin ass. An' dey're all like, "Dude, it's jus' so... so... (stammering) so... gooood!" (laughing) (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a genius!" (hiccup) Cuz I wrote it, riiight? (slurring) I'm da bes' songwriter eva! (burp) (hiccup)

An' now, ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout it, man... it plays on radio (mumbling) dey're all like, "Have you heard dat new sowng?" (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I'm da one who wrote it, riiight?" (laughing) (hiccup) An' dey're all like, "Wow, you're so talented!" (slurring) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a rockstar!" (hiccup) (burp) this aint' my only hit record. Shhhhhiii.

So, lissten up, ev'rybuddy... WKLT(burp) (hiccup) You gotta hear dis sowng, man... it's K Rock, but Country (slurring) It's gonna be da bes' thing you eva heard, riiight? (laughing) (hiccup) Cuz it's got, like, da bes' beat, an' da bes' lyriks... (mumbling) an' ev'rybody's gonna love it, man... (hiccup) Trust me, I know what I'm talkin' 'bout... (burp) (hiccup) I'm da expert, riiight? (laughing) Woo-hoo! (hiccup) call my phone. F What?

Tumble Weed is itching to be on the road again. Northern Michigan in the rearview? Packin' up and leaving? Well, Summertime is close, ok I'll Stay. Wow! Charles Gets F'ed everyday and twice on Sunday. Let's get RB's Funny Little Starfish Man.

After 5 Seasons of Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast, Charles Faces The Music in Front Of God and Country. Mr. Windy Now Knows The Power Of The Lord. Mr. Windy Is Now Free! Free from Racism, Free From Hate, Free From Procrastination and Self-Sabotage. Free From Abusing Drugs and Alcohol, well one thing at a time. Our Show Is Brought To You In Part By Headspace. Are You Sabotaging Yourself?

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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Mr. Windy Comes Out In The End.

In the beginning, Charles must decide between fleeing to Florida or standing his ground in Northern Michigan. In between Mr Windy loses weight by giving up beer, shoveling snow and you know what.

The Almighty Steals Mr. Windy's Tshirt Idea and Will Not Pay Up. Jesus Christ! NO! God. GENTRY OR YANDLE WHOEVER IS PUTTIN MY SHOW OUT STOP IT WITH THE SHENANIGANS AND BAFOONARY I'M TRYIN' TO DO A SERIOUS BROADCAST. I THINK YOURE FU(%ING WITH ME, TRYIN TO CATCH ME DOIN, ANYTHING. THERES PEOPLE WAITING ON THIS PODCAST AND I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THEM PEOPLE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. XOXO

HEY HEY HEY SCUMBAG! I'M ON MY ELBOWS, I'M BEN DOVER. IT'S SNOWING HERE. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. I NEED SCREWS IN MY BACK TO DO THIS DAMN SHOW.

HEY, I AM BACK ON MY ELBOWS, WATCH THIS! OH YEA! I'M IN BED. DO MY SHOW IN MY BED. OK MAN!

OK THANK YOU GENTRY THOMAS AND CHINY DINGY JAY YANDLE.

I TOLD YOU MY PODCAST IS STILL ON FEATURING ME MR WINDY ON THE PODCAST PLAYGROUND. NOT ROSS LIMBAUGH, NOT HOWARD STERN ME MR WINDY A HAPPY "SINGLE" MAN LIVING ALONE. AND IF I FEEL LIKE DANCING I DO.

Snow continues for Mr. Windy in the snowbelt of Northern Michigan. Highs in the low 30's. New Digs. Same Ole Charles, Biting the hand that feeds him. DON'T RITE ANYTHING FLOWERY HERE JUST PUT OUT MY SHOW AND TELMY FANS HOW TO LISTEN SO I AM #1 ON THE PODCAST PLAYGROUND PODCAST CHANNEL..