An' I'm like, "Whaaat's da big deal 'bout dis sowng?" It's about (hiccup) my moth ah fu kin ass. An' dey're all like, "Dude, it's jus' so... so... (stammering) so... gooood!" (laughing) (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a genius!" (hiccup) Cuz I wrote it, riiight? (slurring) I'm da bes' songwriter eva! (burp) (hiccup)

An' now, ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout it, man... it plays on radio (mumbling) dey're all like, "Have you heard dat new sowng?" (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I'm da one who wrote it, riiight?" (laughing) (hiccup) An' dey're all like, "Wow, you're so talented!" (slurring) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a rockstar!" (hiccup) (burp) this aint' my only hit record. Shhhhhiii.

So, lissten up, ev'rybuddy... WKLT(burp) (hiccup) You gotta hear dis sowng, man... it's K Rock, but Country (slurring) It's gonna be da bes' thing you eva heard, riiight? (laughing) (hiccup) Cuz it's got, like, da bes' beat, an' da bes' lyriks... (mumbling) an' ev'rybody's gonna love it, man... (hiccup) Trust me, I know what I'm talkin' 'bout... (burp) (hiccup) I'm da expert, riiight? (laughing) Woo-hoo! (hiccup) call my phone. F What?

Tumble Weed is itching to be on the road again. Northern Michigan in the rearview? Packin' up and leaving? Well, Summertime is close, ok I'll Stay. Wow! Charles Gets F'ed everyday and twice on Sunday. Let's get RB's Funny Little Starfish Man.

After 5 Seasons of Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast, Charles Faces The Music in Front Of God and Country. Mr. Windy Now Knows The Power Of The Lord. Mr. Windy Is Now Free! Free from Racism, Free From Hate, Free From Procrastination and Self-Sabotage. Free From Abusing Drugs and Alcohol, well one thing at a time. Our Show Is Brought To You In Part By Headspace. Are You Sabotaging Yourself?

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