Mr. Windy’s back, and this week he’s got feathers in his cap, and maybe a little egg on his face. After a classic Mr. Windy blunder, he’s eating crow (not chicken), and now there’s a hen on the lam. With 25 hens supposed to be in the coop, it’s time to round up some young helpers to see if the headcount is right—or else, as Mr. Windy puts it, “there’s a cat that’s gonna die.” Meanwhile, the birds are feasting on the garden, and Mr. Windy’s patience is wearing thin—those garden thieves might be next on the chopping block.

Listen in as Mr. Windy admits he’s so dumb, he gives the eggs away for free, and let’s say his fishing and farming skills aren’t winning him any blue ribbons. But don’t worry, he promises, “everything’s gonna be all white.” The episode takes a wild turn as Mr. Windy tackles questions about the Civil War, spinning tales about the North, the South, and who’s really to blame, plus, is Charles really a Yankee Doodle from Connecticut?

It’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of country wisdom, Mr. Windy style. Until next week… get out of here, Drag Queen!

This week on Mr. Windy’s Running On Empty, Charles Gary Shaw, Crabber, Shrimper, and Man of the Sea, a.k.a. Man of the Van, returns with another unfiltered dispatch from his unpredictable life. Mr. Windy kicks things off with updates from his backyard: the garden’s growing, the chickens are clucking (except the ones lost to chicken hawks), and he’s on the hunt for wild mushrooms. There’s talk of monster burgers and a heap of stories that, frankly, even his most loyal fans might not care about—but that’s how Mr. Windy rolls.

Shifting gears, Mr. Windy dives into politics, proudly listing off major accomplishments of the Trump administration. But he doesn’t shy away from controversy, calling out the ongoing war in Ukraine despite Trump’s bold promise to end it in 24 hours.

In a powerful and personal moment, Charles opens up about a traumatic story from his past, sharing the emotional scars left behind and the haunting song that still echoes in his mind.

Of course, no episode would be complete without Mr. Windy’s signature rants. He wraps up with some choice words for Gentry and his entire family, ensuring the episode ends with the kind of raw, unapologetic energy fans have come to expect.

Tune in for a wild ride through the mind of Mr. Windy—where nothing is off limits, and everything is Running On Empty.

This week on Mr. Windy's Running On Empty, the epic feud between Omelette and Finster rages on with no signs of truce. Mr. Windy doesn't hold back, calling out their soft hands and claiming they couldn't record a song even if their lives depended on it - they've already lost. Feeling the sting of defeat under Mr. Windy's beat must be a sad place indeed. The challenge is clear: come on the show, bring your band, and prove you're a man. Expect plenty of sharp words and the signature CRAB, CRAB, SHARK! taunt that lets you know exactly who’s being called out. Tune in for the latest chapter in this fiery rivalry on Running On Empty with Mr. Windy. 🦀🦀🦈‼️