Tropical Hazard: Oh Sh*t! Cobalins Can't Swim!

Arachnomancer, Book 3

De: Dustin Tigner

Narrado por: Qarie Marshall

In a village of lazy, good-for-nothing Cobalins, one manly man—a true studly stud—stands above them all: the great, the powerful, the King of…Knock.

(Desley palms her forehead. You no be King of Shadows! Now we have to start over. Cobalins groan.)

The terrible Army of Light knows the secret location of Dedu Tedu Novus. War is here. There's absolutely no avoiding it.

Or is there?

Naturally, Dhane does the most unthinkable thing: employs an impromptu plan, his favorite type. It's dangerous, it's crazy, and it embarks them on a new adventure where it rains every day and the problems don't stop.

Can he save his village? Can he convince Challenger Sarah to help? Or is he only putting off the inevitable, the point where the Changed Reditai turn all those of Shadow into stone for their mysterious plans?

Tropical Hazard is the third installment in the hilarious—and sometimes serious—Arachnomancer series. Travel to a new zone, see the world, and eat spider tacos. Octoralis glares. Or… umm… don't. Don't do that last thing.

Notice: Arachnomancer was rated M for mature by a team of immature Cobalins. Listen at your own risk.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2024 Dustin Tigner (P)2024 Dreamscape Lore

Another great book in the series

Wish they were being cranked out because im hooked and want to I ject them directly into my greymatter

great character building and story

started on this one and didn't want to stop listening it just pulled me fully in.

Funny

Several moments had me laughing. The performance was great he did a really good job. Overall an enjoyable listen.

Frustrating potential

Mc is the cause of most of his own issues. Just simply having a decent conversation would solve a lot of them. His social awkwardness, the spider in his head constantly trying to get him laid, and the arachnophobia are all just overplayed to the point it gets annoying.

I get a little socially awkwardness being a "gamer" but when it leads a lot of your issues being drawn out for several chapters when it could have been solved in one. That just seems like unimaginative filler.

I actually like the concept of the Soul spider in his head giving commentary and I get it's trying to be comical. However it's way too often, the joke was funny the first five or six times, by the 50th time it just seems worn out.

Practically forgets his "phobia" most the time and that's just not how phobia's work. Either get over it or take a different path already.

Can't wait to see what happens next!

Fun LitRPG! the writing is really well done and the performance really beings the characters to life!

Never fails to get a laugh

After unfortunately finishing the third book in this amazing series it pains me to realize that I no longer have any arachnomancer books to listen to, this travesty fills me with disappointment such as Octoralis is filled with at Dhane’s thwarting of her romantic plans.

The whole book

I hope you finish this book series!! I read you weren't going to. Here's to hoping!!

fun world!

I really like the world I this series! this book adds a whole new level of fun! looking forward to what's next!

Binge worthy, Rant worthy.

As soon as I finished this one, I had to look for any word on the next. The pacing kept making me lose track of real time and it never felt as long as it really was(which is a good thing in my mind.) A seriously binge worthy series and the VA does a great job of bringing everything to life, I could practically see the sunny beaches and hard battles in every word written or spoken (i frequently swapped between audible and kindle versions depending on what I was doing at the time.)

I truly can't wait to see what new series the author is cooking up while this world is in the background, but I'm certainly going to be binge reading that one too, I'm sure. I'm also certain that a few of my friends will be slapping me for getting them to burn even more credits they don't have earmarked when I recommend this series to them (one already has when I played a few favorite haha moments in the car)

Enough of my rambling. Go read the bloody thing. And keep on writing Author!

Amazing

This series needs an Anime! If you go to arachnomancer.com there are free theme songs for the main characters! It's not just a book, it's an experience. Spider Hugs!