
There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell
A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble
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Susan Denaker
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Laurie Notaro
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After a series of false starts nearly gets her banished from the town, Maye decides that her last chance to connect with her new neighbors is to enter the annual Sewer Pipe Queen Pageant, a kooky but dead-serious local tradition open to contestants of all ages and genders. Aided by a deranged former pageant queen with one eyebrow, Maye doesn't just make a splash; she uncovers a sinister mystery that has haunted the town for decades.
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"[Laurie Notaro] may be the funniest writer in this solar system." (The Miami Herald)
very good
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One of my favorites
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Very Entertaining!
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fun & witty
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Laugh Out Loud Funny
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Funny!!
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Fun
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I love Notaro!
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