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Laurie Notaro
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She thought she'd have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years yet. But no---it's happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe "I'm going to kick his hair's ass" to the hapless Sears customer service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurie's wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of her---inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking. Her riffs on e-mail spam, eBay ("There should be an eBay wading pool, where you only get to bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, and you have to make it through that first before jumping into the deep end"), and the perils of St. Patrick's Day ("When I'm driving, the last think I need is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like loaded chickens") are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, it's all 100 percent true.
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Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends - and that's before she even puts on a bra. For the past 10 years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sweet and funny
- De Julia Valentin en 12-19-20
De: Laurie Notaro
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Duración: 8 h y 27 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 367
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 324
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
- De D D H en 06-15-19
De: Jen Lancaster
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Miss Fortune
- Fresh Perspectives on Having It All from Someone Who Is Not Okay
- De: Lauren Weedman
- Narrado por: Lauren Weedman
- Duración: 8 h y 33 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Lauren Weedman is not okay. She's living what should be the good life in sunny Los Angeles. After a gig as a correspondent with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, she scored parts in blockbuster movies, which led to memorable recurring roles on HBO's Hung and Looking. She had a loving husband and an adorable baby boy. In these comedic essays, she turns a piercingly observant, darkly funny lens on the ways her life is actually not okay.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Good
- De Ajules29 en 04-02-16
De: Lauren Weedman
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Too Bright to Hear Too Loud to See
- De: Juliann Garey
- Narrado por: Dan Butler
- Duración: 11 h y 7 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 497
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 455
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 454
In her tour-de-force first novel, Juliann Garey takes us inside the restless mind, ravaged heart, and anguished soul of Greyson Todd, a successful Hollywood studio executive who leaves his wife and young daughter and for a decade travels the world giving free reign to the bipolar disorder he's been forced to keep hidden for almost 20 years.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Psychosis or Syphilis?
- De Vira en 04-02-13
De: Juliann Garey
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God-Shaped Hole
- A Novel
- De: Tiffanie DeBartolo
- Narrado por: Rachael Warren
- Duración: 10 h y 44 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 132
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 124
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 123
When Beatrice Trixie Jordan replies to a personal ad, she meets Jacob Grace, a charming, effervescent 30-something free-spirit writer passionately seeking life. He possesses his own turns of phrase and ways of thinking and feeling that dissonantly harmonize with Trixie's off-center vision. As they rollercoaster through the joys and furies of their wrenching romance, they try to come to terms with the hurt brought about by both of their distant fathers who, in different ways, forsook them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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To see a fortune teller or not to see one...
- De Renee en 08-08-18
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
- Versión resumida
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General4 out of 5 stars 579
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 360
What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone
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May We Be Forgiven
- De: A. M. Homes
- Narrado por: Andy Paris
- Duración: 20 h y 43 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 169
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 148
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 147
May We Be Forgiven, a darkly comic novel of 21st-century domestic life, stars Harold Silver, a historian who's always been jealous of his successful brother, George. But when the hot-tempered George is institutionalized for committing a violent act, Harold finds himself comforting his brother's wife and children. What follows is a scathing examination of a family so fractured it may never be whole again.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Give this one a try!
- De JWB en 02-13-13
De: A. M. Homes
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True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness
- A Feminist Coming of Age
- De: Christine Lahti
- Narrado por: Christine Lahti
- Duración: 5 h y 30 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 34
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 32
For decades, actress and director Christine Lahti has captivated the hearts and minds of her audience through iconic roles in Chicago Hope, Running on Empty, Housekeeping, And Justice for All, Swing Shift, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, God of Carnage, and The Blacklist. Now, in True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness, this acclaimed performer channels her creativity inward to share her own story for the first time.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Christine Lahti, Actress, Activist and A+ Author!
- De L. Cat Schultz en 10-26-18
De: Christine Lahti
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Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?
- Confessions of a Gay Dad
- De: Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrado por: Dan Bucatinsky
- Duración: 5 h y 37 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 868
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 796
In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an L.A. delivery room, decked out in disposable scrubs from shower cap to booties, to welcome their adopted baby girl - launching their frantic yet memorable adventures into fatherhood. Two and a half years later, the same birth mother - a heroically generous, pack-a-day teen with a passion for Bridezilla marathons and Mountain Dew - delivered a son into the couple’s arms.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A Parenting Book with Humor and Heart
- De The Reading Date en 02-05-14
De: Dan Bucatinsky
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The Ride of Our Lives
- Roadside Lessons of an American Family
- De: Mike Leonard
- Narrado por: Marc Cashman
- Duración: 7 h y 48 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 100
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 43
Mike Leonard is a lucky man. It’s not everyone who gets parents like Jack and Marge. At 87, Jack is a pathological optimist with an inexhaustible gift of gab. Marge, Jack’s bride of 60 years, though cut from the same rough bolt of Irish immigrant cloth, is his polar opposite - pessimistic and proud of it. What was their son, Mike, thinking when he took a sabbatical from his job with NBC News so he could pile these two world-class originals along with three of his grown kids and a daughter-in-law into a pair of rented RVs and hit the road for a month?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious!!!
- De TurtlesRMe en 03-06-07
De: Mike Leonard
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The Wangs vs. the World
- De: Jade Chang
- Narrado por: Nancy Wu
- Duración: 14 h y 1 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 455
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 419
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Historia3.5 out of 5 stars 417
Charles Wang is mad at America. A brash, lovable immigrant businessman who built a cosmetics empire and made a fortune, he's just been ruined by the financial crisis. Now all Charles wants is to get his kids safely stowed away so that he can go to China and attempt to reclaim his family's ancestral lands - and his pride. Outrageously funny and full of charm, The Wangs vs. the World is an entirely fresh look at what it means to belong in America - and how going from glorious riches to (still name-brand) rags brings one family together in a way money never could.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spectacular
- De Barbara en 10-11-16
De: Jade Chang
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If I am Missing or Dead
- A Sister's Story of Love, Murder, and Liberation
- De: Janine Latus
- Narrado por: Shelly Frasier
- Duración: 8 h y 53 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 210
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 105
In April 2002, Janine Latus' youngest sister, Amy, wrote a note and taped it to the inside of her desk drawer. "Today Ron Ball and I are romantically involved", it read, "but I fear I have placed myself at risk in a variety of ways. Based on his criminal past, writing this out just seems like the smart thing to do. If I am missing or dead this obviously has not protected me...."
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4 out of 5 stars
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All About Janine
- De Ellen en 07-02-07
De: Janine Latus
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Please Ignore Vera Dietz
- De: A. S. King
- Narrado por: Lynde Houck
- Duración: 8 h y 8 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 107
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 92
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 91
Vera’s spent her whole life secretly in love with her best friend, Charlie Kahn. And over the years she’s kept a lot of his secrets. Even after he betrayed her. Even after he ruined everything. So when Charlie dies in dark circumstances, Vera knows a lot more than anyone - the kids at school, his family, even the police. But will she emerge to clear his name? Does she even want to? Edgy and gripping, Please Ignore Vera Dietz is an unforgettable novel: Smart, funny, dramatic, and always surprising.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Moving, disturbing, and humorous
- De Julie en 08-26-11
De: A. S. King
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- De: Matt Bellassai
- Narrado por: Matt Bellassai
- Duración: 6 h y 16 m
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 950
From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- De M en 11-23-17
De: Matt Bellassai
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Just a Guy
- Notes from a Blue Collar Life
- De: Bill Engvall, Alan Eisenstock
- Narrado por: Bill Engvall
- Duración: 5 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 633
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 495
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 493
Blue Collar Comedy star Bill Engvall is just a guy. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it; he was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: a person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. Just a Guy chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Man Behind The Signs
- De Christopher en 12-07-07
De: Bill Engvall, y otros
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Don't Lick the Minivan
- And Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Kids
- De: Leanne Shirtliffe
- Narrado por: Trudie Kessler
- Duración: 7 h y 17 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 218
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 197
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 192
As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia's sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her babies alive for a year with help from a Coca-Cola deliveryman, several waitresses, and a bra factory. Then she and her husband return home to the isolation of North American suburbia.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I Guess You Had to Be There?
- De Sara en 09-08-14
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You're Better than Me
- A Memoir
- De: Bonnie McFarlane
- Narrado por: Bonnie McFarlane, Alexander Cendese
- Duración: 7 h y 44 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 297
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 273
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 270
In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
- De Jonathan Placek en 03-02-16
De: Bonnie McFarlane
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I Like You Just the Way I Am
- Stories About Me and Some Other People
- De: Jenny Mollen
- Narrado por: Jenny Mollen
- Duración: 7 h
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 835
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 737
Jenny Mollen is an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. She is also a wife, married to a famous guy (which is annoying only because he gets free shit and she doesn't). She doesn't want much from life. Just to be loved - by everybody: her parents, her dogs, her ex-boyfriends, her ex-boyfriends' dogs, her husband, her husband's ex-girlfriends, her husband's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriends, etc.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Hmm...Why am I listening to a bio of Jenny Mollen?
- De Elisabeth W. en 09-16-15
De: Jenny Mollen
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre We Thought You Would be Prettier
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Total3 out of 5 stars
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- lisa
- 07-31-12
Meh... very so-so
Is there anything you would change about this book?
I would make it funnier!!! Laurie is waaaay too whiny and complains waaay too much to listen to for very long!
Would you recommend We Thought You Would be Prettier to your friends? Why or why not?
Nope... It's just not very funny and it get's irritating quickly. There are some funny moments- but few and far between.
Did Hillary Huber do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?
She was fine. Good whiny New York mom accent, for sure.
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- Charity J Horn
- 02-01-16
Laugh out loud funny!
The author is witty and her self deprecating depictions of events leaves you wanting more.
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- MissSusie66
- 05-10-12
A hilarious look at life
As usual Laurie Notaro’s look at life is hilarious her books are just so much fun. The story of the flippy hair guy or otherwise known as the day you realize you are no longer cool and have your mother’s voice living in your head! I loved this chapter!!
There was some funny stories about her book tour where only one person showed up and what happened before she went up on stage (in the bathroom) or losing your wallet or locking yourself out are all something that would happen to me or the shopping trip with your skinny friend where you can’t find anything in your size. I think that is why I enjoy her books because I am a bit sarcastic and kind of look at life in a similar skewed view that she does!
I listened to this one on audio and Hilary Huber does a great job on the narration of these humorous books.
4 stars
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