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Narrado por:
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Christopher John Fetherolf
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De:
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Rick Gualtieri
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IT’S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN THE WHOLE WORD WANTS YOU DEAD.
Get ready for the final FOUR novels of the sidesplitting Tome of Bill series – over 50 hours of laugh-out-loud horror comedy.
Despite everything he’s experienced, gamer turned vampire Bill Ryder would rather still roll initiative with his friends than take this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad that’s an attitude the ancient horrors threatening the world don’t particularly appreciate.
Includes:
GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS (Book 5)
Three months have passed since Bill Ryder disappeared. Now he’s back. Too bad, civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos.
HALF A PRAYER (Book 6)
An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it’s headed Bill’s way. To make matters worse, he’s been deemed a traitor by the vampire nation.
THE WICKED DEAD (Book 7)
Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a group of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch.
THE LAST COVEN (Book 8)
It’s finally time for Bill to master his powers and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he can’t get his act together, the curtain will fall and mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness.
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Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you won’t want to miss out on this bloody good time.
And once you're finished, don't forget to check out BILL OF THE DEAD - the uproarious continuation of the Tome of Bill series.
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