Santa Farts: Merry Fartmas! - A Hilarious Book for Kids Age 7-9

De: J.B. O'Neil

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

BONUS - Includes FREE "Santa Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Santa Farts." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: * "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. * "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster * "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker MERRY FARTMAS! It’s a very surprising holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo happens to spot that jolly old elf, Santa Claus, outside his window...and then things go terribly, horribly wrong. We can't spill all the baked beans here, but you'll laugh as you discover: • How big old Santa really manages to squeeze down those tight chimneys • What lets Santa’s reindeer fly through the air • How farts are used to power Santa’s workshop • Mrs. Claus’ favorite Christmas-eve dinner (make it with your family, if you dare!) • The true meaning of Christmas (hint: it’s farts). This holiday spectacular contains 19 goofy illustrations and a blizzard of side-spitting fart jokes. You and your kids will laugh your stinky stockings off! Click the yellow button at the top of the page to start reading “Santa Farts” right now, and you'll receive the FREE audiobook as a special stocking stuffer. Enjoy!