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Hot Damned Series, Book 2
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Jessica Almasy
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Robyn Peterman
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Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.
I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were.... Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life, has a limited time down under before he turns to dust.
In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins, and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre/half-Demon have to do to catch a break? Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings, and make sure Mr. Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. And I have three days to do it. By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy.... Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.
©2014 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.Los oyentes también disfrutaron...
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A feast for the mind and imagination
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Jessica Almasy's performance rocked! She captures Astrid's personality and voice perfectly and Ethan's voice.....sexy! Well done!
I never thought I would fall in love with a story that was so "out there" and "insanely funny" but I did. However, some may be turned off by the langue but I'm not easily offended. I feel this story deserves all five stars ~ Great Story, Spot on Performance and just Awesome All Around.
If you love stories on the fun side with snarky, sassy, sexy characters that are over the top, and an unusual plot, this story will not disappoint. It was worth a credit, and the time you will spend laughing will be worth it!
Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!
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One of my favorites in awhile.
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I loved the array of Astrid's family and how they all intermingle. There was such an array of emotions that were wrung out of Astrid and in turn out of each reader as it was read. I thoroughly enjoyed the mix of humor, sharp wit, mystery, and of course all the gorgeous people and hot smexy times. What a great way to spend my time than with this book.
The narration was beautiful. To pull off successfully the array of people in this story and still be believable is a feat well done. I have listened to many stories and am glad when I can listen and be pulled into the story and not spend time paying attention to the person changing their tone.
Loving hell
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This review will be repeated 7 more times :- )
Book 1 continued, and still SO DANG FUNNY!
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Great author/story /narrator combo
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Incredibly entertaining!
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Not profound
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Finished this off well.
Liked this one
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Hot Damn
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Great to hear
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