Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.

In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?

A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).

Has your sex life reached a point where you’re seeking fresh excitement to keep the passion alive, or perhaps it’s already great, but you’re curious about exploring new heights of pleasure and connection? Whether you’re looking to add more spice or simply curious about the endless possibilities for enhancing intimacy, you’re in the right place. This comprehensive 3-in-1 Explicit Erotica Guide is designed to open up a world of sensuality, discovery, and unforgettable experiences for you and your partner.

In Tantalizing Erotic Tales, indulge in Ashley’s journey as she explores new realms of passion and pleasure, surrendering to fantasies that push the boundaries of what’s acceptable.

Sarah and Maria have been dating for a couple years now, and Sarah has been struck by a naughty idea. While Maria's at work, Sarah sends her increasingly scandalous pictures, getting her Latina girlfriend all in a tizzy as the day goes on. And when Maria gets home, Sarah makes it clear that she wants both of them to spend time with each other's rear ends. This is a backdoor-focused lesbian erotica short with zero plot and lots of spice, focused on these two ladies and their rears! Enjoy!

By day, Lena Morrison is an ambitious grant writer. By night, she’s an escort to some of Chicago’s most successful men. Sex isn’t on the menu—Lena’s job is to provide her elite clients with companionship and sparkling conversation. She enjoys the extra income, but even more, she loves the empowering feeling of being admired for her beauty and her brains. When billionaire Roderick Brand hires Lena as his date for a private party, their electric attraction leads to the most erotic night of her life. As incredible as the experience is, she vows not to mix work and pleasure again.

This collection is designed to take you on an unforgettable journey into the depths of passion and intimacy. This audiobook is filled with characters who embrace their deepest fantasies, settings that ignite the imagination, and encounters that blur the lines between reality and fiction.

Forget what you think you know about BDSM. This isn't about ropes, chains, and whips alone. Sure, those are fun, but there's a whole new world waiting for you beyond the typical fantasies. Welcome to the ultimate guide that goes beyond the surface, diving into the real essence of BDSM-mental mastery, psychological play, extreme kinks, and total control in everyday life. And trust me, it's a lot more exciting than just tying a knot.

Unleash your wildest fantasies with this electrifying collection of explicit erotica. Designed to tantalize and provoke, each story delves deep into the realms of passion and desire. From steamy threesomes to intense BDSM sessions, from passionate lesbian encounters to dominating femdom tales—this audiobook promises a journey through the most intimate and exhilarating landscapes of human lust and exploration.

Being older doesn’t always mean wiser, at least not when lust takes over… A visit with a psychiatrist leads to some unconventional therapy. A married man gives his college student cleaning lady a bonus that she wasn’t expecting. And a priest helps a young woman forget about her grief by breaking his vow of celibacy. It’s lust at first sight when these dominant silver foxes hook up with off-limits younger women, leading to some very inappropriate quickies. “Silver Fox Secrets” is a collection of three quick and steamy stories of people getting down and dirty with strangers while ...

I feel like I am going crazy. I don't know who I am now. After...After everything. The accident. The assault. I'm not sure of anything anymore. The only thing I am sure of is him. Ace Wilde is the darkness that shadows run from and now he has me in his sights. Our bond is inescapable. He says he can teach me how to be fearless, but at what cost? My mind? My soul? My heart? The moment we met I knew I would gladly give away all three for a chance to lie with the devil. If love makes a person go mad, then I accept my diagnosis.

With its new features meant to enhance Sundahl's original empowering and healing message regarding female sexuality, the second edition of Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot helps listeners appreciate the wonders and healing potential of female ejaculation.

It was supposed to be a romantic vacation with my girlfriend. But I ended up sharing a bed with my best friend. I just got dumped, and that's bad enough. But my ex-girlfriend and I had booked a tropical resort vacation. My buddy Manny says, forget losing the deposit. How about the two of us go on the trip together? Manny's my best friend. He's kind, always smiling, and as I soon realize, he has a sexy, athletic body that I can't take my eyes off of. I go to bed in our hotel room and I can't stop thinking about how hot he is. When Manny tells me he's gay, my whole world shifts. He's my best ...

This glorious bundle packs a punch, with 80 original stories of group sex pleasure, featuring mfm and ffm orgies where beauties get claimed and satisfied by men who know what they want and how to get it.

Kindle Exclusive! Brand new JR Parz story! Shane Danvers life is about to change in ways he never dreamed possible. First, the question... Why was the hottest girl he'd ever seen spreading her legs for his uncle, when he was three times her age? The answer... An ancient ring which promised him power beyond comprehension. But to be able to alter the thoughts and desires of these gorgeous girls' come at a great price, his uncle warned. No brainer... right? Quickly, Shane succumbs to hot… wet… temptation at every turn. There is the busty blonde named Holly… the adorable hottie named ...

How we define good sex and the conditions that facilitate it will require a liberatory approach, because intersecting oppressions impose impossible sexual standards on most of us. Instead of intimate justice, we experience blocks to accessing the ingredients for erotic equity. Good Sex presents the ingredients to revolutionize your sexual menu in a way that works well for you, including intimacy, fun, pleasure, nastiness, and connection

They didn't want me then, but it seems like the boys from my past don't want anyone else to have me either. We were always going to pack, but my teenage dreams were flipped upside down when they rejected me, leaving me bleeding and broken. I survived and found my way. Now, I'm returning home a completely different person to pack with my new alpha. First, though, I have to put an end to what the boys from my past started.