Just loved it!

Okay, to like this book it really helps if you have a proclivity for breasts, especially large breasts. This book is a fantasy for lovers of breasts everywhere, one which I very much enjoyed.

As with the other Lesley Finch books I've read or listened to, is a story told very much tongue-in-check. It's a lot of fun to listen to, but I wouldn't suggest doing so at work. It's silly, but still a lot of fun. You actually really get into the hijinks, or at least I did.

Enjoy.

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10 Stars Are In Order

5 for the author. 5 for the narrator.

I already owned “Uschi” in Kindle form but it was languishing in my Kindle library waiting for me to read it. On the strength of the Audible sample for the book, I made an impulse buy and loaded up “Uschi” in audiobook format.

VERY GOOD DECISION. I loved it! The audiobook for “Uschi” brings the trademark Lesley Finch breast obsessed storytelling to life in a way I couldn’t have expected. Every character was alive, vivid and unique - every sensual scenario of super busty women in teasing situations felt tense, erotic and immediate, and most of all…it was laugh out loud funny. That’s not a turn of phrase. I mean, I was literally laughing out loud and I had to stifle my laughter because there were people nearby (and I didn’t want them to ask what I was listening to).

The writing was crisp, smart and dense with the kind of gut twisting boob-centric erotic situations we can only fantasize about experiencing ourselves. But not the trashy, pornographic, ‘all too easy’, ‘pizza man knocks on door’ type situation that defines virtually all smut fiction online. Finch has a deft touch and creates intelligent (if outlandish) plots twists, and characters with conflicted (if randy) inner lives.

Our “hopelessly priapic”, “breast obsessed” hero, middle management office pervert, Roger Addington’s life and work is built around his obsession with giant mammaries, and his fixation with their secret size, shape, cup size. Is it any wonder that his entire office staff is comprised of ultra buxom women? Here Roger can ogle, fantasize, conjecture, and perv to his heart’s content. But his idyllic busty office project is thrown cosmically off course by one Bavarian vixen.

Enter Uschi, the smoldering, voluptuous, mischievous, teasing, machiavellian, sometimes co-conspirator/sometimes muse to poor Roger.

With her help, her prodding, her trickery, Roger finds himself in a succession of embarrassing, desperately inappropriate, and impossibly improbable situations with his massively bosomed employees that escalate masterfully upon each other. Soon, his breast fetish goes from perverted obsessing from afar, to perverted up close encounters of the mammary kind.

I won’t try to do Finch’s job. Uschi and Roger come alive in the novel, and by the end, you actually miss them, and miss the bevy of charming, buxom employees, and miss this delightful, impossible universe (masquerading as London) where these impossible top heavy women and sexual encounters exist. Thankfully, Finch has already penned a trilogy featuring Roger and Uschi!

But back to “Uschi” and what made this such an immensely pleasurable experience.

Posey Clifford! The skilled, charming narrator made Finch’s outlandish erotic romp a ‘spit out your drink’ ‘wish it would never end’ good time. Her reading of the characters was pitch perfect. Clifford’s performances of the tense, sweating, perverted Roger, the sultry, purring Uschi, the insouciant French boob bombshell Vanessa. These were among my favorites, but there were many, many more wonderful characters, each with distinct accents and personalities. And as an American, I found her Canadian accent for one of the characters very charming :)

Another thing that makes Posey Clifford the perfect narrator for Finch’s tales is her unbridled, almost gleeful enthusiasm for bringing the lurid descriptions of breasts, boobs, tits, and torpedos to life. The way she cartwheels, pirouettes, and skips fluidly and lustily through the prose detailing the physical endowments of the busty women (and Roger’s priapic reactions) is an absolute joy to listen to.

My compliments to Ms. Clifford for making “Uschi” such a fun experience. Superb in every way. I look forward to listening to more of her readings of Lesley Finch novels.

In short…”Uschi” is brilliant, sexy, funny. Great characters. Extremely HOT, almost farcical situations featuring over endowed, ultra buxom women, a flawed, yet lovable boob obsessed protagonist, and the devilishly conniving, unforgettable Uschi who drives the story into one impossible, jaw agog, sex drenched scenario after another.

I am so glad I decided to listen to the audiobook for this novel. Usually, erotic books are one time reads for short term pleasure, quickly replaced by the next one for the next immediate pleasure. Finch’s books are different. I will be revisiting “Uschi” again in the future. I actually like the characters, and want to spend time with them again. It’s that alchemy of Lesley Finch’s story read by Posey Clifford. Seriously, this is a match made in Heaven.



I’ve already bought the “Uschi Returns” audiobook. It’s the sequel to “Uschi” and continues the story of Roger after the singular events of the first novel. I can’t wait to begin!

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