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Amber Collins
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One year ago, Carolyn and Danielle grew to dizzying heights at a local carnival. Then, they disappeared....
Now, they’re taking on Paris, and they’re getting bigger than ever! The carnival was nothing compared to the carnage they’ll bring to the City of Light!
Contains: (Growing women up to several thousand feet tall).
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- A Thriller (Codename: Chandler)
- By: J. A. Konrath, Ann Voss Peterson
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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She's an elite spy, working for an agency so secret only three people know it exists. Trained by the best of the best, she has honed her body, her instincts, and her intellect to become the perfect weapon. Before special operative Chandler was forced to FLEE, she executed the most difficult missions - and most dangerous people - for the government. So when she’s tasked with saving a VIP’s daughter from human traffickers, Chandler expects the operation to be by the numbers…until she uncovers a secret that will endanger the entire population of New York City, and possibly the world.
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Exposed
- By Canino on 02-22-20
By: J. A. Konrath, and others
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The Unnoticeables: A Novel
- The Vicious Circuit, Book 1
- By: Robert Brockway
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Emily Foster, Scott Merriman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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There are angels, and they are not beneficent or loving. But they do watch over us. They watch our lives unfold, analyzing us for repeating patterns and redundancies. When they find them, the angels simplify those patterns and remove the redundancies, and the problem that is "you" gets solved.
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Left wanting
- By Michelle L. Baron on 08-08-15
By: Robert Brockway
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What Zombies Fear 1: A Father's Quest
- By: Kirk Allmond, Laura Bretz
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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When Victor Tookes went to work that beautiful spring day, he never expected to see a man eaten alive in the street in front of his office. After convincing himself that they really were zombies, he makes a trip from his house in Pennsylvania to his family home in Virginia, battling zombies all the way. His three and a half year old son was bitten on the leg, but doesn't turn into a zombie. Instead, he turns into something more than human.
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Avoid This If You Like Good Writing
- By Adrienne on 10-08-14
By: Kirk Allmond, and others
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Whistlers
- A Shrouded World, Book 1
- By: Mark Tufo, John O'Brien
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Jack Walker and Michael Talbot come from two worlds; the same, yet different. They both find themselves transported into an alien one, where things aren’t as they seem. While it appears similar to the ones they come from, there are some terrifying differences. Is it a dream? Or has reality been somehow warped? Jack comes from a world filled with nocturnal creatures that were once human, but now seek to destroy the last vestiges of humanity.
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A zombie apocalypse novel, it’s different
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-31-15
By: Mark Tufo, and others
What listeners say about Our Massive Day in Paris
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- Alucard
- 04-04-23
All I wanna do is get stepped on by you a giant wo
If you are like me you will definitely see completely sexually of the giant women the giant women. Step on me giant mommies Voice work very well done the adventure in Paris was definitely worth it can't wait to see them continue
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- Tonya
- 04-07-23
Good Read
Better, but still unrealistic. It's like a Exotic fantasy which is still good. The 🗼 tower is awfully big to be sticking inside anyone. Although the stories are unrealistic and somewhat weird I quite enjoy listening/reading her books.
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- MJTCPA
- 01-31-23
Interesting story
A very interesting story line, that is fun to imagine. The wonderful narrator gave an excellent performance.
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- Kara
- 03-25-23
Eiffel Tower as a fun toy amongst the carnage
As required by U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) regulations and Audible.com requirements, I am disclosing that I was given a free review copy of this audiobook. I have listened to the audiobook, and I have voluntarily left an honest review. Receiving a review copy did not influence my rating nor my review.
The blurb says “The carnival was nothing compared to the carnage they’ll bring to the City of Light”. In retrospect, I overlooked a rather large clue that “Our Massive Day in Paris” would be less light-hearted than was “Our Massive Day at the Carnival”.
I really enjoy Amber Collins’ unusual stories; especially the fun, flirty ones. She does, though, include a variety of stories in her vast shrinking/growing library, including some with violent characters, and even vore. “Our Massive Day in Paris” finds our erstwhile silly MCs Carolyn and Danielle now malicious, happily squishing people along with buildings.
My favorite part of the book was when they used the Eiffel Tower exactly as I surmised as soon as I saw the cover! The narrator continued delivering a terrific performance. While the story was more violent than I expected, I can’t fault the author; she did give fair warning. It’s a short story, and someday when I’m in a grumpy mood toward people I might re-listen to it; it might yet grow on me ;)
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