YMMV: The Non-Woke Sex Podcast

By: Keith and Mike
  • Summary

  • Your Mileage May Vary will change your life in magical ways, transforming you from an ordinary mortal into a font of sexual knowledge, propelled by prolific psychological nudity. Here, we cast aside society's shames and taboos to seek ever human's true destiny: Maximum Orgasm Intensity.
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Episodes
  • Election Anxiety, Foot Fetish Faux Pas, California Taxes, Vibrator Confessions
    Nov 1 2024

    We dive headfirst into election season stress, sparking debates about voting, political allegiances, and California's unique tax burdens. The conversation gets heated as they explore the surprising reasons why some stick with their coastal roots, even at the cost of thousands. The stakes might be high, but the laughs are even higher as they weigh the pros and cons of state loyalty.

    Next up, we step into the sometimes-misunderstood world of foot fetishes. From pedicure preferences to the social stigma of "diddling feet" in porn, the hosts don’t hold back in dissecting what makes a “good foot” and why this particular fetish polarizes so strongly.

    The episode wouldn’t be complete without some vibrator talk, as the crew debates whether a buzzing toothbrush is really a worthy bedroom tool. Ally opens up about her skepticism toward vibrators, leading to a spirited conversation about the difference between solo pleasure and partnered intimacy. You might even hear some surprising confessions along the way.

    Finally, the episode wraps up with dating mishaps, including tales of oral sex preferences, unorthodox requirements on first dates, and dreams of 20-year-olds that prove age isn't just a number.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Longest Dry Spell, Dating Struggles, Candy Crush Addiction, Stuffed Animal Comfort, Male And Female Climaxes
    Oct 25 2024

    Keith kicks things off with the realization that he's been celibate for half a year and asks Mike for his longest dry spell, opening up a deep dive into the strange, hilarious world of post-college dating before apps were even a thing. Spoiler: the secret to success back then apparently involved nothing short of flashy cars and questionable confidence.

    The conversation quickly veers into the psychological battlefield that is dating culture, as the duo debate why some guys lie their way to the top while others (including themselves) end up spinning their wheels. Keith reflects on his struggles breaking into conversations with strangers, while Mike philosophizes on the mysterious charm of "Riz" (after first learning what it is). In an unfiltered chat about awkward social dynamics, they wonder if being a charismatic introvert in your forties is more of a feature than a bug.

    Somewhere between debating candy-colored apps and chemical addictions, Keith admits to getting way too into Candy Crush, losing hours and, nearly, his dignity, to the game's addictive spell. Mike, ever the wise advisor, encourages him to uninstall but jokingly suggests that at least with cocaine there’s more excitement (and arguably better stories). The two even suggest a government campaign against mobile game addiction, imagining a "Just Say No" to digital candy. Somewhere, Nancy Reagan is probably nodding along in spirit.

    Twitter: @ymmvpod

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    Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Kamala Harris On Call Her Daddy, Dating Strategy Critiques, Female Anatomy Lessons, New Ways To Climax
    Oct 18 2024

    This week, I'm going to have ChatGPT give you a summary of what we discussed, mostly because I'm lazy, but also because I just think it's more accurate than I would be! And, I mean, when you've made an episode with such a detailed effort to describe the structure of women's clitorises, what more is there to say?

    New Orgasm Discovery: Ally shares a personal experience about discovering a new way to orgasm by being fingered in a different location.

    Discussion on Female Anatomy: The hosts discuss the anatomy of the clitoris, with Mike attempting to explain its structure, leading to a playful debate on its positioning.

    Porn and Anatomy Examples: The conversation shifts to the hosts sharing anatomical diagrams and explicit videos, sparking some humorous reactions.

    Clit Size Comparison: A discussion arises about Ally's clit size compared to those in porn videos, leading to suggestions for measurement and light-hearted banter.

    Dick Pics and Sexy Poses: The group talks about the challenges of men taking sexy pictures, comparing them to women’s nudes, and the importance of body positioning.

    Online Dating Disappointment: Keith discusses how his interest in a woman from a dating app dropped after seeing her on video, exploring the concept of “catfishing” and curated online images.

    Keith’s Preferences in Physical Attractiveness: Ally and Mike comment on Keith's strict standards for physical appearance and the varying levels of tolerance men have for such differences.

    Cultural Critique of Dating Strategies: The group debates the implications of women "missing their window" to find a partner and the consequences of modern dating, particularly for women over 30.

    "Call Her Daddy" Podcast Criticism: The hosts criticize the popular podcast for promoting misinformation about sex, with a particular disdain for its lack of honesty about women's mental health and its shift away from its original tone.

    Podcast Popularity and Society’s Lack of Selectivity: They reflect on how Spotify and other algorithms have led to mass consumption of content without critical thought, contributing to the popularity of shows like "Call Her Daddy."

    Twitter: @ymmvpod

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    Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 5 mins

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